Funny and humorous qq space message sentences (selected 50 sentences)

2, kill the panda, I am a national treasure.

3, don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

4. See yourself clearly and see your friends clearly.

5, even believe in advertisements, reading is stupid!

6. Take the newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

7. When the blind see the dumb, they say ghosts to the deaf.

8. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

9. I am relieved to know that you are having a hard time!

10, you are not a cactus, why are you so strong?

1 1. If you have urine, you need to pee. Don't wait for the bird to shake and pee.

12, there is nothing to find, let alone find me.

13, the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and the cowboys knock on the computer.

14, planting grass doesn't make people lie down, it's better to change cactus!

15, happiness has just begun, but sadness has been lurking.

16, laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

17, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.

18, give it back to me in my life, read it backwards, and dare.

19, fuck you, m Qian Qian, the posture changes again and again!

20, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

2 1, after studying for more than ten years, it is better to mix in kindergarten!

22. Be a person who lingers on the cow, between A and the cow.

23. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

24. Buddies have good psychological quality, just like no psychological quality.

25. I didn't know your nickname was so awesome until there was no note in the space.

26. Remember that you are a woman and then fight like a man.

27. You haven't done the bad things you could have done when you were young for several years.

28. What funny sentences can I leave messages for my friends in qq space?

There are always many coincidences in life, and two parallel lines may meet one day.

Don't arm yourself in a secular way, he will be acclimatized.

3 1, the whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

32. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

33. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

34, people's peach blossom luck, like the physiological cycle, is a period of time.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

36, dry wood meets fire, named Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man's performance.

37, in the days without women, I am happy to flirt with men helliphellip.

38. Women like two kinds of flowers best, one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

39, my world suddenly began to snow, my god! Please don't comb your hair next to me.

40. You are still my king without a scepter, and you are still my queen without a crown.

4 1, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

42. When the bank charges, it says: This is in line with international practice. China's national conditions should be considered when serving.

43. I planted a bunch of boyfriends in spring. Now autumn is coming. Alas, there are no particles. ~~

44. If you have a brother, you are a princess; If you have a younger brother, you are a man.

I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for my country and people. Whenever I think about it, I feel sad.

46. Men who go to bars are mostly looking for excitement, while women who go to bars are mostly looking for excitement.

47. When the results of the college entrance examination came out, the teacher told me that failing the exam would be a kind of happiness for you and the university.

48. Whenever I have difficulties, I will read Tibetan scriptures. Oh, shh, shh, translated into English: all the money goes to my house!

49. Decades later, we met and sent them to the crematorium, where they were all burned to ashes. You pile up and I pile up, and no one knows anyone. They have all been sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

50. Women will give up their careers for their feelings, and men will give up their feelings for their careers; Women will be moved by men who give up their careers for their feelings, but they will be with men who give up their feelings for their careers!