Classic quotations popular on the Internet, even if they are beautiful, should be reasonable.

1, say no if you don't want to say it.

If you have no feelings, you might as well play tennis.

3. In fact, even with company, life is lonely ... It is better to cultivate interest as early as possible and plant flowers and raise fish after middle age.

If you often need to get up early for meetings, please prepare a high-decibel alarm clock-three for those who sleep well.

Compliments from colleagues are like perfume-you can smell it, but don't drink it.

6, nothing, anyone will be so important that you need to stay up until after midnight.

7. Don't participate in TV programs such as Very Men and Women without a five-figure appearance fee.

8. Put the necessary medicines in the drawer.

9. Don't take sleeping pills above 10 at home.

10, even if you really don't have a boyfriend, it's not unnecessary to prepare condoms.

1 1. Smile sincerely and don't be afraid of wrinkles.

12, wisdom is bought with youth.

13, Lantern Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, Valentine's Day, if there is no program, you can take the initiative to ask for overtime-so you won't go out sad or go home alone, giving your boss a good impression.

14, I ordered a big bunch of flowers on my birthday and sent them to my office-and my parents' home.

15, learn to cook some good dishes.

16, stew soup for yourself on weekends.

17, married ex-boyfriend called to ask him how he was recently-said yes.

18. In the past, fairy tales all started with "a long time ago ...". Now, fairy tales are all based on "If I'm not married ...". You are over the age of listening to fairy tales.

19. If it is really necessary, you can order an "anti-version article" for yourself online (outside the office), but ... pay attention to hygiene and prevent plastic bacterial infection.

20. Please have a physical examination before cohabitation.

2 1, think it over.

22. Love your job, not your boss.

23. Don't try to be a single mother-children don't need a father, but you do: a person with children needs someone to take care of them very much.

Make more money, but not so much that you doubt anyone who looks at you.

25. Work hard for what you expect, and don't mind the hopeless things, so you should look good whether you win or lose.

26. You should be happy to be praised as young.

27. Falling in love is like playing mahjong. There is no fun without being serious. It is easy to get hurt if you are too serious-cultivate a little game spirit.

There is no need to confess the past to your new boyfriend, especially if you love him.

29. Don't take pictures of having sex with anyone under any circumstances.

30. If you really like something, buy it.

3 1. Try on new shoes several times before going out.

32. Little girls use smoking, night outings and more boyfriends to show their maturity, so you don't have to.

33. The man you met in the bar doesn't have to leave his phone number.

Read at least three times before signing any contract-the most challenging contract is engagement.

You know, it is actually a very lucky thing that a woman has not met a "suitable man" until she is 25 years old.

36. If the work plan conflicts with your boyfriend's appointment time, take the former-the former won't let you down (and the older you get, the less you will, unless you are an escort).

37. The longer the person, the bigger the refrigerator and the more empty the spirit. Food (high protein, high fiber, low fat, low calorie, small meals) will be filled. If you open the refrigerator and there is no food, you can be encouraged to work hard.

38. Regard love as a luxury of life: you can live without the best.

39. It is best not to let the opposite sex know your address on the first date. If the other party insists on seeing you off, you can go downstairs. Believe me, if he doesn't stop for a cup of tea, he won't die of thirst.

40. If you buy more than ten shirts every month for six months in a row, consider buying a house.

4 1, if you drive by yourself, the car is better than people: you won't run away by yourself-of course it may be stolen, but you can buy insurance.

Take a thick coat and an umbrella with you in the office.

44. If the man you love unfortunately has another woman, whether it is a wife, fiancee or girlfriend, please don't try to meet and talk with her. There's no need.-leave in time.

45. Never ask the question "Why don't you love me?"

46. A person's desire for himself is like a lawyer's defense of a crime, knowing that he is guilty ... you know.

47. Don't make up your mind in advance.

48. Be reasonable no matter how beautiful you are.

49. You can also go on a blind date, but you must find out the name of the other person in advance-otherwise it would be too dramatic to dress up neatly for three consecutive weekends and shyly follow different matchmakers to meet the same boring man. ...

50. Be sure to have three or five girlfriends (same sex is best), otherwise you may want soup instead of soup and water when you have a headache and brain fever, and finally put your mouth into a tropical bathtub or toilet to quench your thirst ... or die of heart disease and lie in bed for eight days without anyone noticing.

5 1, don't drink too much at any entertainment-you should clean up what you vomited the night before, and you may vomit again the next morning.

I understand all the reasons, but this thing of feelings doesn't make sense.

1. The stories I am most afraid of are all about you, but they are only secrets and have never been mentioned to anyone.

2. When a boy's space is full of you, half of the lists know that you are his object, show love to you every day, cling to you and call you back in a coquettish second, describing that the message board will never appear, and believe that he loves you unless you are a girl.

When will you pick me up? I have been waiting for you for a long time. If you don't come, I will run away with others.

4. You can't even be friends if you like. What's the use of being friends? I don't lack friends. I lack you.

I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, and I am happy to see you.

6. Even if we don't really get together in the end, I hope you can remember those years when we were together. Even if I was angry and small at that time, I had a quarrel with you because of trivial matters, I hope you can remember that I loved you willfully for a long time.

7. Modern people are too anxious. They like a photo and listen to a speech, but they soon hate it. They liked it for two or three years. Finally, they gave up in less than a second because of a look and a word. It is good to be affectionate and cold. It is better to do it quickly than to be ambiguous. I am afraid that the decisive decision will be broken and the affectionate meeting will be changed. The world will win.

8. I understand all the reasons, but feelings are unreasonable.

9. Meet the right person in the future, so that when we are mature enough, we will never be separated for no reason.

10. I am gentle and kind, only for the right person. I admit that I am not gentle enough, a little short-tempered and possessive, but the source of the matter is because I like you too much. You are really important to me. I want to give you a home.

1 1. I don't care about this woman, how bad her reputation is and how romantic her behavior is. I love her, even if she has nothing. Sorry, I have her.

12. I used to be wronged too much, but now I only like the kind that is gentle and sweet to me. I don't want to be hurt at all, and I don't want to fight in the cold war. I don't want to guess each other's thoughts. I'm very tired. I have such a strange temper. I love whoever can stand it.

13. People who are easy to fall in love are alcoholics.

14. There is nothing unreasonable. I just love you so much that I want you to know. There is nothing unreasonable, but love cares too much and wants you to understand.

15. The willful behavior of slamming the door and leaving immediately is probably just for the loved one. My grandmother keeps a black dog and usually eats leftovers. No matter whether she sleeps at night in spring, summer, autumn and winter, no one treats her like a pet dog and doesn't touch her gently, but she never runs away when she unties the chain during the day. I think she must be afraid to leave, too.

16. Maturity is probably to be a simple person and enjoy being loved with a girl's heart, instead of giving it in one way.

17. You may like a person because of his appearance or personality, and then you gradually fall in love with him. Whether he becomes ugly, fat, cheap, crazy, paranoid and melancholy, you still like him. So what do you like about him? You may not even know yourself.

18. When will you know that my job is not to embarrass you at all, but to make you remember me forever, just like the three moles that Xia Zixian daubed on the soles of Supreme Treasure's feet, just like the mark that Zhao Min bit on Zhang Wuji's hand, and I hope you can remember me. When you mention me, you will still feel puzzled, and travel through time and universe until you are reincarnated for 80 times.

19. Why do I like you so much? The next day, I swore that I would never like you again. As a result, the next day, I seem to like you more than yesterday.

20. You threatened my success. Just rely on me and care about you.

2 1. If you are thirsty, I will take the pulse and bleed. If you are hungry, I will dig up meat for food. If you are tired, I will tear down the bones and build a bed. Since I can't meet you in the gentlest way, let me say goodbye to you with the warmest sacrifice.

22. If I have seen the world you have seen and walked the road you have traveled, will I be closer to you?

23. You stole so many skills. When you really meet the people you attract, you are all dumb, you don't like them, you like them carefully.

24. When I think of you, the whole person is soft, like a tendon has been pulled out, and my heart is soft and collapsed. It's like opening my mouth and revealing my confidence. Maybe this is what I like.

Talk about classic sentences: I understand all the reasons, and feelings are unreasonable.

1. For the rest of my life, snow is you, plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, tenderness in my heart is you, and eyes are you.

2. The happiest thing in the world is that the person you are waiting for is waiting for you, the person you care about is also caring for you, the person you think of is thinking of you, the person you love is also loving you, and the person you know knows you better!

3, we can quarrel, we can delete friends, but you can't help but understand my duplicity, my little temper, and you can't make up with me again.

We don't have a special story. We are just the luckiest accidents in each other's lives.

If you can give me the love of my life, I will definitely give you a company that will never give up.

I think if it's colder than Gao, you can't compete with me, but if I like you, you win.

7. Love is a matter for two people. One person can't be serious, while another person is playing singles.

8. Actually, it's simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

9. The most beautiful love story is that your favorite person plans your future in Ta.

10, there will always be someone in your life who will let you know why you have no results with others.

1 1, a good play always begins with a grand finale; The right person always comes last.

12. No matter how good others are, it has nothing to do with me. No matter how bad you are, I like them.

13, all suitability is mutual accommodation and change of two people. There are no two people who are naturally suitable, and the best love is two people working in the same direction.

14. What is specificity? I didn't choose you. I chose you. If I choose you, I won't choose again. It will always be you.

15, I understand the reason, but it doesn't make sense to be emotional.

Talk about the mood of cold and illness. Don't reason with women, just spoil them.

1, women are not used to being reasonable, but only coquetry and pain. In fact, I understand everything, but I still want to be pampered. Many times, women don't care about right or wrong, only about attitude. I hope you can meet the person who says you are right, even if you say the sun rises in the west and sets in the east.

3. Advise men: What wins is the truth, and what loses is the woman's loss.

4. Women are pets. There is no harm in spoiling women more. If you spoil her, she will love you more.

What I fear most is that there is a man who can't get used to women at home, and that's it all my life.

No matter who is wrong, it's all your fault! No matter what I think of the past, I will go on silently, then give me a hug and kiss, and I will solve the problem. Where is there so much truth to tell?

What a woman needs is not to reason with her, but to let her know that you love her and care about her!

8. Reasoning with women is asking for it, and it's right to spoil it.

9, woman, if no one is spoiled, don't lose your temper casually.

10 Don't you know that the woman is the Prime Minister? Reason with me.

1 1. I wanted to spoil her, but she told me how to break it.

12, women don't expect men to spoil themselves, as long as they can understand and tolerate more, they will be satisfied. But I didn't meet it.

13, a man who wants to apply reason to his woman, what a fool! She is willful, noisy and unreasonable just for you. She just wants to be cared for and loved.

14. Reasoning with women is doomed to lose. Women are more reasonable than anyone else. When unreasonable, she is the prime minister, she is the earth, you are the sun, and the sun revolves around the earth.

15, women don't understand at all. It's a waste of breath to talk to a woman about anything. When you quarrel, you can directly block it with your mouth.

16, reason with women, you will always lose, because women are men's eternal treasure.

17, gentle women are spoiled by men.

18, if someone is spoiled now, you must cherish those who spoil you! ! ! It is the blessing of generations to meet the right person in the vast sea of people. ...

19, actually I understand the truth. I don't want you to reason with me. What I want is preference and affection.

What I want is that you like me, which shows that your attitude towards me is firm and you are sincere to me.

2 1. When I meet a boy, I feel that he is always giving me reasons. More and more excited. If you are Ma Yun, you are telling the truth. . hey

22. Actually, I understand everything, but I don't want to be reasonable. I just hope you can always spoil me like this.

23, women are unreasonable animals, just want your concern.

24. What a woman wants is that you can give her enough security and spoil her.