Love apartment season 02 episode 04 lines

(Yifei looks pale and puts down her freshly washed clothes)

Youyou: What happened just now?

Zhang Wei: She was upset because I won her five dollars (Yifei used a kitchen knife as a mirror).

Youyou: Really? You even dare to win a Philippine dollar. You don't want to live.

Zhang Wei: I guessed exactly how many clothes Yifei washed today.

Yifei: (throwing away the kitchen knife) He happens to be nothing.

Youyou: He may have peeked at your laundry basket.

Yifei: Ah (pointing to Zhang Wei) You are really abnormal.

Zhang Wei: No, I just noticed that you haven't washed clothes for a week, and you have been wearing the same clothes for the last three days. This is the wisdom of a lawyer. Yifei didn't guess me

Yifei: How can I infer that you washed seven socks in five days (laughing)?

Zhang Wei: Because I only have seven, but it's not your fault. In fact, boys' analytical ability is better than girls'.

Yifei: Hey, you only won five dollars. Do you need to be so proud? Do you want to prove that you are smarter than others?

Zhang Wei: There is no need to prove this. Analyzing problems has always been my strong point. How else would I know who Conan's murderer is at a glance?

Yifei: (burning with anger) What did you say?

Youyou: So you are the best.

Zhang Wei: Isn't my circle the correct answer?

(Yifei starts chasing Zhang Wei, waving encouragement)

Yifei: Who asked you the answer? You ruined my whole comic book. If I don't punish you, you won't know that I have both wisdom and courage.

(Stop for a long flight)

Zhang Wei: I admit it, but wisdom has always been my strength, otherwise I wouldn't choose a lawyer who makes money by wisdom.

Yifei: Really, genius? Have you ever made any money?

Zhang Wei: How can I put it? Ha (singing) I won five dollars today. I won five yuan today.

Yifei: Well, it is necessary for me to test your IQ today so that you can get to know yourself again. Let's play a game. If you answer my question correctly, I will admit that you are not an idiot and lose you an extra fifty dollars.

Zhang Wei: (Don't care) Fifty.

Bai Wei: (surprised) Fifty wow, I knew wisdom could really make money. This is the end of my first bucket of gold and white scenery.

Zhang Wei: Don't regret that I had an intelligence test in an orphanage. The teacher said that if the IQ drops by 40, it can be defined as smart.

Yifei: Hum, I tell you, the intelligence tester in your orphanage is not as good as our microwave oven. If I lose in the future, I will be compensated for a new set of famous detective Conan.

Youyou: Even if Sister Yifei bought a new set, the murderer is still the same person.

Yifei: That makes sense. Then discount it.

Zhang Wei: It's a deal.

(The two quickly pull open the stool and sit down)

Yifei: Please listen to the first question in 30 seconds.

(Youyou knocks on the table with an air hammer to create an atmosphere)

Yifei: Youyou, we are not boxing.

Youyou: (jumping) I just want to render the atmosphere (standing next to Yifei)

Yifei: Ask polar bears why they don't eat penguins.

Zhang Wei: Because polar bears are in the North Pole and penguins are in the South Pole.

Youyou: (Shouting) Congratulations on your correct answer.

Yifei: Whose side are you on?

Youyou: I am neutral.

Zhang Wei: Yes, fifty (reaching out).

Yifei: Don't worry. The chip for the next question is 100. Do you want to play or not

Zhang Wei: Come on.

Yifei: Question: Ceng Xiaoxian climbs trees and picks melons. He can pick one in a minute. If he doesn't pick ten, he will accidentally drop two. How many can he pick a day?

Zhang Wei: Simple. I am good at mental arithmetic (thinking for three seconds). May I use a calculator?

Yifei: Hum (Youyou takes out a calculator for Zhang Wei)

Youyou: Time is up.

Zhang Wei: One thousand one hundred.

Yifei: 1 152, right

Zhang Wei: Yes, that's right. What I want to say is 1 152.

Yifei: Many children also said 1 152.

Zhang Wei: I won one hundred (reaching out)

Yifei: Sorry, the correct answer is zero.

Zhang Wei: Why?

Yifei: Because cantaloupes don't grow on trees at all, and Ceng Xiaoxian has short legs and can't climb trees at all. What I just said is if.

Zhang Wei: What is this, a brain teaser?

Yifei: You dare to say that you have a high IQ when you can't even think clearly?

Zhang Wei: You can comment.

Youyou: You don't speak rough, Zhang Wei. You owe a dollar and fifty cents now.

Zhang Wei: Wait, I wasn't ready to warm me up just now. I will never be fooled by you again.

Yifei: 200 chips in the next round. Are you sure you want to play?

Zhang Wei: Of course.

Yifei: Please listen to the question. If there is a car driving, Xiao Hong and Xiao Lan are sitting in the back seat. Who is the owner?

Zhang Wei: I know there is no such car, because you said if.

Yifei: Hahaha, I'm sorry that your answer is wrong. There really is this car, and the owner's name is if because I just said if there is a car.

Youyou: Zhang Wei, you owe 250.

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(Zi Qiao and Xiao Xian are playing the Three Kingdoms Kill)

Zi Qiao: Stealing.

Fairy: impeccable

Zi Qiao: Kill.

Fairy: Flash.

(Zhang Wei comes on stage with luggage)

Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, are you on a business trip?

Zhang Wei: (sad) Don't mention the past.

Zi Qiao: You won't move out, will you?

Zhang Wei: Not moving away, but being fired.

Zi Qiao: Who wants to fire you?

Zhang Wei: Hu Yifei.

Fairy: Hu Yifei? What medicine did she take? Did you burn her hair? What right does she have to do this? The sovereignty of this room does not belong to her.

Zhang Wei: Unfortunately, it is now.

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Yifei: (holding out four fingers) How do you say this in English?

Zhang Wei: (about to collapse) Four.

Youyou: Congratulations, Zhang Wei. You do well in English.

Yifei: How do you say this (bending four fingers) in English?

Zhang Wei: This

Youyou: It's agreed that if you answer this question wrong again, you will only owe a Filipino two thousand dollars (Zhang Wei's face twitches).

Yifei: Announce the correct answer. This is wonderful (bend four).

(Zhang Wei is crying at his desk again)

Yifei: Give it up, young man. There are some things you can't accept.

Zhang Wei: Let me have another round. I can do it. I can definitely achieve this gorgeous reversal.

Yifei: What else can you bet on? I want to pay in cash.

Zhang Wei: It is always said that there is too much money and too little culture. We can bet something fresh and exquisite.

Yifei: Your seven socks?

Zhang Wei: I have one more thing: the right to use my room.

Yifei: What do I need your room for?

Zhang Wei: (striking table) Yifei, what will I bet you? It's not what you want, but what I have.

Youyou: Zhang Wei plays too much.

Zhang Wei: I want to defend the dignity of lawyers.

Yifei: Hum is a man. If you answer the following four questions correctly, I will write off your debt and pay you back with your dignity. But if you type the wrong question, there is really no way to turn over.

Zhang Wei: Come on.

Yifei: Ask the tortoise why he walks on two feet.

Zhang Wei: I know Ninja Turtles.

Yifei: Not bad.

Zhang Wei: Haha, I know your question.

Yifei: Then what kind of dog walks on two feet?

Zhang Wei: Snoopy

Yifei: (Fast) What cat walks on two feet?

Zhang Wei: Hello Kitty.

Yifei: Ah, that's right. I won't bother you. (Quick) Ask why ducks walk on two feet.

Zhang Wei: Donald Duck Haha

Yifei: Wrong. Isn't every duck walking on two feet?

Youyou: Quack (doing duck action)

Zhang Wei: Referee, she misled me.

Yifei: When did I say I wouldn't mislead you? Who told you she was the referee? Don't you believe it? Shall I give you one last chance?

Zhang Wei: Of course.

Yifei: Ask what bird walks on two feet.

Zhang Wei: (Fast) Every bird walks on two legs. Ha ha.

Yifei: Yo, everyone learned to answer first, but who told you that every bird walks on two legs? Sparrows just jump.

Youyou: swearing is not rude.

(Zhang Wei's face cries)

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Fairy: Your room was robbed by Hu Yifei?

Zi Qiao: You can't even see that Ceng Xiaoxian can't climb trees.

Zhang Wei: It's too late to say anything now. I wanted to win glory for boys, but now it's really gone.

Fairy: Forget it, you don't have to care too much about her. It's just an expression. What does she want with your room?

(When the door opens, Yifei beckons the porter in.)

Yifei: You take out the ostentatious bed in the room and put this washing machine in. Let's go

Zi Qiao: Wow, really.

Fairy: What are you doing?

Yifei: (imitating Jay Chou) Oh, that's a good question. Why do you think I am in charge of my website? I'm going to turn this room into a laundry room, so that people don't have to go downstairs to do laundry in the future.

Zi Qiao: Laundry room? Can we use it?

Yifei: Of course it can help people. Why not?

Fairy: But this is Zhang Wei's room.

Yifei: Zeng Jing is

Fairy: (pulls Yifei aside) Don't be so unique. He already knows that he is wrong.

Yifei: I didn't push him. He insisted on gambling with me on the right to use this room.

Fairy: It's just a game. It's about participation.

Yifei: Well, that's not true. A game is a game. You don't have to be involved. You should abide by the rules of the game and bear all the consequences.

Fairy: Are the rules that important?

Yifei: If there are no rules and there is no meaning of winning or losing, then there is no meaning of winning or losing (approach Zhang Wei). If there is no point in the game, isn't my next move meaningless (singing)? Your room is mine and your bed is mine.

Xiaoxian: Zhang Wei, what are you going to do now?

Zhang Wei: I can only sleep on the sofa until I find a new place, but I don't have a quilt.

Zi Qiao: What? You have lost the right to use this room. Why is there no quilt?

Zhang Wei: I lost in the sixth round.