Cute and naughty circle of friends copy

Cute and naughty friends circle copy (selected 64 sentences) 1. Don't call me fat, or I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you. 2.? Do you have a girlfriend? ? Not yet. ? What are you looking for? ? Just find someone who can have a crush on me! ? You're asking a lot! ? When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: if you ignore me, I will ignore you. There was a holiday in front of me. I didn't play enough and sleep enough, and I regretted it when I went to work. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave. 6. Don't expect to lose weight. Bajie has walked 18, miles and hasn't lost weight. Besides, he is a vegetarian! 7. When Dayu was in charge of water control, he went home three times and didn't enter, so his wife sang at home every day and missed him. Miss Dayu in those years 8. Teacher, please don't just order the students who bow their heads in class. Although he may be sleeping, he may also be digging nose excrement! 9.? The wolf is coming! ? The child said it three times and no one believed it. The teacher is coming! ? I've said it again and again, but I finally found something more terrible than a wolf. 1. Losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper. 11. When I took the history exam, I had a heavy feeling inexplicably, because I was about to change history. 12. When you feel poor and ugly, don't be sad, at least your judgment is right. 13. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date? Is to see feng shui for the grave; Confess? Dig your own grave; Get married? It's double suicide; Empathy? It is to move the grave; A third party? It's a grave robber! 14. Don't underestimate me, so far, the earth is still at my feet. 15. I'm so busy every day that I have to constantly convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. 16. I just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall. 17. When I left my hometown, people in my village never got a drink of well water. 18.? Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? ? I like your sense of humor. ? 19. There has always been such a class in the teacher's mouth, with good study, good discipline, good hygiene and everything. What is the name of this class? Other classes? . 2. Sit on your back and get up early tonight. Actually, exercise is as simple as that. 21. Men are dumped, money problems; Women are dumped, appearance problems; I got dumped. You're out of your mind. 22. Someone actually dislikes the new ugly version of RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love. 23. Life is like fighting against landlords. Some people, who were in the same group just now, suddenly became enemies. 24. The thing of losing weight is to fish for 3 days and dry the net for 362 days. 25. like a person, he has wifi; I especially like a person who has a charging treasure on him. 26. At the age of a girl's flower, you grow into a succulent plant. 27. There is only one requirement for me to find a partner: I can live in harmony with my other partners. 28. The so-called beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you are ugly, you should be confident and take care of yourself. What if a blind cat meets a dead mouse? 29. If you want to hug me, please tell me in advance, and I will put my tummy away. 3. Someone saved your number to call you, but I'm different. I didn't answer it. 31. I love life, but life doesn't love me. Every time I wash my hair, I feel one step closer to baldness. 32. I am a salted fish, and I don't want to turn over too much. 33. Real warriors should dare to face up to beautiful girls and face up to bleak singles. 34. This is the world. Once you have no money, even 186 won't care about you. 35. What's wrong with several boyfriends? It's not that I can't talk because I type fast. 36. The harder you work, the luckier you are. That's true. The harder I work, the more my colleagues push the work to me, and the luckier they are. 37. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and a sphere is also a figure. 38. What if I am old? Those square dances are so difficult. 39. In the past, 2B pencils, rulers and erasers were prepared for the exam. Now, mobile phones, APP, charging treasure, WIFI and mobile phones are prepared for the exam. Don't pay any arrears. 4. If you can't get rich overnight, two nights will do, and half a month will be acceptable. 41. I feel that I have reached the peak of my life in 2 a month. I am still single, and I dare not make a girlfriend because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money. 42. I don't know my way home, but I must get rid of you. 43. The fidgety mood at the moment is as endless as the result of dividing ten by three. 44. If you can find someone to talk to, you won't share music in your circle of friends. 45. If you don't do it well, you will stay up all night. 46. The sadder story than sadness is probably that I'm so hungry that my chest is sticking to my back. I feel my stomach, but it's still a lump of meat. 47. The mood at work today is: I'm not in the mood for work. 48. I can only watch the last bus of happiness go away. It's not that I missed it, but that I couldn't get on at all. 49. I hate it when people eat so delicious in front of me and don't give it to me. It's too arrogant. 5. Playing mobile phone while lying on the bed, but playing TV and computer with programs that you don't watch at all, just to be a little quiet and not feel lonely. 51. The female classmate's computer broke down and called the after-sales service department; Why is your computer so slow? Only a fool will buy your computer. Customer service answer; I'm sorry for the inconvenience, and please don't criticize yourself like this. We will solve your problem as soon as possible. 52. In an open-book exam in a university, the professor said that he could bring anything that could be moved. On the day of the exam, a man carried three boxes of books, and a man had a laptop. When they were proud, they saw a C carrying a graduate student into the classroom. 53. On the bus, I listen to songs with Bluetooth headset. Suddenly, an aunt whispered to me, young man. I was stunned and enthusiastically answered that you had something to do. The aunt proudly said to an uncle, I'll tell you, it's good to see his brand. You can hear it in such a low voice, and the uncle asked; Young man, where did you buy this hearing aid? 54. Why are the hamburgers in your shop so small? The guests looked at the hamburgers served by the waiter and asked angrily. You will know in a moment that it is not easy for you to eat such a small hamburger, the waiter said leisurely. 55. A man ran to a farmhouse and asked for directions. Excuse me, where is the nearest railway station and when is the next train to the city? The farmer answered him. You can cross my field, so that you can catch the 5: 2 train. If my cow sees you, you may catch the 5: train. 56. One day, the hospital admitted a patient with a heart attack, doctor A; How did the patient get sick, doctor B; The grandfather carried a bucket of water early in the morning to help his son wash the car, and climbed up and down for an hour and a half. Doctor A; Oh, overwork, right? No, that's why. After washing, I found that it wasn't his son's car, so I had a heart attack. 57. My buddy taught me a way to go to the government department to handle affairs. First, look for the name of their leader in the picture posted on the wall. When it's my turn to do business, pretend to say it into the phone; Director X, no need. Can I bother you with such a simple matter? I'll go directly to the counter and play mahjong later. Then tell the clerk; Hello, the other party will usually help you quickly and quickly. 58. Having dinner with the leader, a leader handed me a cucumber. I immediately stood up, took the cucumber with both hands and even said thank you. As a result, the leader said; What are you thanking? I asked you to pass the sauce in front of you. 59. There was once a sister who always asked me to help her install the system, install the software and clean up the junk files. At first, I thought this sister was too stupid. Now, after more than ten years of being single, I realize that I am actually too stupid. 6. An FBI agent complained to the personnel department, claiming that he had been maliciously retaliated by his boss. When asked about specific cases, the agent said; My boss sent me to China to look for two informants, and the investigator said, this is not an excessive order, the agent roared; But the only clue he gave me was the names of those two people; Jianguo and Haitao. 61. In order to stimulate my wife's interest in housework, I hid a little money in a messy place in the house, in my pocket, under the box and in my clothes. It was always five or six hundred yuan, and then I said to my wife; Honey, you are looking for treasure at home today, and you can find some pocket money by the way. You get more for your hard work. When I get home from work, my god, my wife has long since disappeared, and the house is as messy as a thief. 62. After getting the certificate, my husband leaned against the car gloomily, took out his cigarette and took a sip. The whole person looked particularly sad, and asked me faintly to see if I was mature and steady after marriage. 63. The son asked his father what is the difference between saving and being stingy, and his father said; I can't bear to buy something for myself. Your mother said I was frugal. Your mother asked me for ten things, but I only bought eight. She said I was stingy. 64. My brother is getting married, and the bride is my high school classmate. I was so happy that I volunteered to write a wedding invitation for my brother. It said that I suddenly felt a little wrong. I checked the 2 invitations I had written over and over again. There was no problem. What was wrong? At this time, my sister-in-law who was going to go through the door came over and saw my written invitation. She said, I'd better write your brother's name. You have to go to school.