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1, I want to send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you. Although I can't satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.

If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I am willing to be your little mermaid and never cheat.

3. You are the joy of my love at first sight, you are my eyes, you are my gentle destination, and you are the reason why my mouth rises.

If possible, I just want a glass of water, a piece of bread and a flower. If it is more extravagant, I hope you can pour water, cut bread and send flowers.

5. How special are you? There are thousands of people, and you can see it at a glance even if you are nearsighted.

6. I will still laugh, but it is no longer the warmth of indifference and alienation.

I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

8. I hope to have someone like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city. From morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study. As long as it's you in the end.

9. It's like an endless sea. I'm trapped inside, and only you can pass me. Like the scorching sun, my throat is dry and only you can quench my thirst.

10, the spring breeze is ten miles, fifty miles and one hundred miles, and the physical measurement is 800 meters. Wan Li under the Sea, Dove Chocolate, Herb-flavored Baxi, Cocoa Brownie, Durian Jackfruit, Cheese Corn Grains, Mashed Potato in Chicken Juice, Beef tenderloin with Black Pepper, Braised Spicy Chicken and Braised Ribs with Sweet and Sour Fish are all inferior to you.

1 1, you are so precious to me that every minute you are by my side is my last, so I want to hug you constantly.

12, accompany your hair to turn white, accompany you in the morning and evening, we have three meals all year round, we cook tea and enjoy flowers.

13, you are the bullet that I can't live in my life. If you watch too much, you will be soft-hearted, and you will fall when you hug.

14, I like popcorn wrapped in thick caramel, thick quilts in rainy days, poetry collections in the library, beautiful sunset at dusk and monsoon information with changing seasons, but I still like you best.

15, you have the sweetness of ice cream, you have the beauty of September morning, in short, you have all the looks I like.

Actually, I've been paying attention to you.

1, in the face of nature's ingenuity, do we still have the right and qualification to say that I am not important? For parents, we will always be unrepeatable orphans. Yes, I am very important. Importance is not the same as greatness, but the spiritual commitment to life. -Bi Shumin

2. In this life, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.

3. It is neither heartless nor unlucky. It's just that we will meet many people in our life. How many can really stop? Life is a ferry that will eventually be barren, and even we ourselves are passers-by.

4. Four blessings in life: knowing blessings, cherishing blessings, cultivating blessings and planting blessings.

5. There are thousands of flavors in life. In the end, there is only one taste left, which is helplessness. All flowers in life will wither, and all withering is irreversible, so we have to accept it. We should accept all the shortcomings of life with life. When we realize this, we will have a calm heart. When we are calm and helpless, helplessness becomes a realm. -Zhou

6. Move on, forget and search. Travel is to change your mood, see the scenery and feel life!

7. The real warriors in life are always unknown, and the noisy people are always a group of people who think they are noble.

8. You may not know what kind of person you are, but when you face the choice of money, power and right and wrong in life, you will know what kind of person you are.

9. You always like to put things off until the next day. You can't always procrastinate like this. One day, you will have a lot to do, and the rest of your life will not be enough for you.

10, the so-called growth, is forcing you to a person, stumbling injury, stumbling strong.

1 1, I gradually found that I don't need to laugh at myself, don't care, don't dump, don't be humble, don't rely on, don't be jealous, just like this, I will meet the person who is destined to be, even if I don't, I will live up to myself, at least I am living seriously.

12, as long as there is a heart in this world, someone will look for it. When I left, I didn't care about anything except three or five kind hearts. When I left with a smile, it was not because I earned gold and silver or any authority, but because I exchanged lovely hearts with those lovely people. -Li Hanrong's "Heart Yue"

13, it is understandable to worry about losing someone who cares, but it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.

14, many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, and more people are lonely for life because of loving someone by mistake.

15, the deepest loneliness is that you know your own desires, but you have to play dumb about them.

16, the six most precious wealth in life: first, outward self-confidence, second, backbone melted in blood, third, faith built in the soul, fourth, dreams hidden in the bottom of my heart, fifth, rich knowledge in my brain, and sixth, my parents gave me my own body.

17, between men and women, without love and affection, appreciation and congeniality, and countless nights of heart-to-heart, you can't be good friends at all. There are too many reasons to be friends, not lovers, just like fireworks. In this life, we have many wonderful encounters. We love more than one person and can only make friends with the person who has the deepest fate. Others, only gloomy mood to step down. Amy Cheung

18, there is nothing to pass, only the mood to pass. As long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different.

19, the road of life is less flat and more rugged. On the flat road, when walking hand in hand, it is surrounded by warm spring breeze, and the moon in clear autumn is on the head. Two hearts fully enjoy the quiet and soft music of "harmonies". On the bumpy road, when walking with help, we should patiently swallow our grievances and pains and comfort and encourage each other on the thorny road. -Bing Xin

If you are there forever, I will love you forever.

1, friends don't say thank you, and meeting is happiness.

2, the past page, don't turn it if you can't turn it, turning over the dust will drop your eyes.

3. The best years people claimed were actually the most painful, and they were so happy in retrospect.

4. The most beautiful drama is indeed a tragedy, but you can't have a tragic complex all day because you want to be beautiful; It is even more impossible to remember the unforgettable beauty for a lifetime and desperately pursue tragedy. Tim Le

You know you need to let go, but you can't let go because you are still waiting for the impossible to happen. This feeling is really hard.

6, some things, I don't say I don't ask, doesn't mean I don't care. You are the sand blown into my eyes, which blurs my eyes and can't see the sky clearly. This is a busy ending, not the whole city or this country, but everything to me.

7. The biggest regret in life is the wrong persistence and giving up easily.

8. Love is a five-flavor bottle, which is full of ups and downs, sweet to the heart and bitter to the bottom of my heart. Sour is gentle, sweet is happiness, spicy is strong, and bitterness is pain! People who have never tried love will never understand. Only true love can understand that love is not only to give happiness and taste sweetness, but also to make people physically and mentally tired and feel pain. In the ocean of love, they were in tears, speechless and heartbroken.

9. People are tired because they often hesitate between persistence and giving up.

10, the most beautiful love is enrichment, and enrichment can find your happiness. We had the warmest time of our lives. In the future, I will be a star that will always shine for you. I am a bird, flying for you; I'm not far from home. I'm by your side. Amy Cheung

1 1. If you really love someone, you will find that you can't be proud any more.

12, love is a will, which can resist impermanence. We go through hardships in order to comfort others better. The world kissed me in pain, and I want to sing.

13, some people approached with a loud voice, while others walked away with a smile.

14, the world of mortals, walking alone, green radish blowing skirt, Qingyun wet infinity. Mountains and water can be forgotten in pairs, and days and months can be irrelevant. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever. -Lin

15. Happiness can be given, pursued, abandoned and waited. See what you think.

16, I walked through mountains and water, but in fact I just walked through my life with them; I look at the sky and the ground, but actually I just use them to determine my position; I love her and I love you. In fact, I just realized my love wish with the help of others. -Shi Tiesheng

17. If you think life is a kind of bitterness, you will lose at the beginning. If you think making things difficult is a sculpture, you will win sooner or later.

18, young people, it is easy to regard touching as love, and it is easy to regard passers-by as love.

19, the past is dark, the color is clear and bright. After years of sorrow and joy, it is as clean as a mirror and as quiet as washing.

20. If you are there forever, I will love you forever.

Fortunately, I met you. Unfortunately, I missed you.

1, September, early autumn, is an autumn rain and a cool flash, which is the stunning color of half China and half autumn, but the color is dazzling, originally full of autumn ecstasy.

2. Sometimes a casual sentence can make all our good feelings for a person disappear instantly.

3. No plan, no preparation. It was sunny at noon on Thursday, and I bought a bus ticket to Xiamen at the weekend in the afternoon.

4. Sometimes I miss someone, recall, laugh, recall and cry.

I should be satisfied. But why should I hurt others?

6. You hide from me invisibly, and I help you invisibly.

7. People are always greedy and want to smile and hug.

8. Some people have many opportunities to meet each other, but they always find excuses to escape. When they want to meet, they have no chance.

9. Are you young? Never mind, you will be old in two years. Youth is not rare here.

10, those hurtful words said on impulse are hopeless regrets in the future. So talk as little as possible when you are in a bad mood!

1 1, the pressure brought by tears is too clear.

12, I have a glass of wine to comfort the dust.

13, today and tomorrow.

14, don't think how strong I am, I have no more hearts than others.

15, not many people will care about how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, whether the fall hurts or not, they will only look at where you finally stand, and then please or despise you.

16, I don't want to be the first, I just want to be the only one.

17, don't look at others on the surface. In fact, they are also smooth sailing behind them.

18, look at you, look at your back, and turn your head and scare away a million lions.

19, Margaret: I'm in bed, and the rice is in the pot.

20. You'd better think twice before things happen, and be patient when you are angry.

2 1. At this time, if you want to be smart and protect yourself, you must learn to hide.

22. When an enemy becomes a friend, it is more reliable than a friend, and when a friend becomes an enemy, it is more dangerous than the enemy.

23. The pillow spent some sad days with you. She is a good friend who can't speak. She will help you dry your tears.

24. There are 100 sweet ways, strawberries, cakes and thinking of you 98 times a day.

25. After a long time, my heart will not hurt so much.

26, waves have thousands of snows, peaches and plums are silent. A pot of wine and a rod of nylon. How many people are there in the world? -Li Yu

27. Put away your humble tears, wash your face and brush your teeth, and do whatever you want.

28. Commitment is a struggle between men and women. Sometimes everyone is happy, but in most cases, both sides lose.

I just want to watch the sea with you. I just want to see the future with you. Who ever thought that you had gone far and forgot to come back?

30. Fly to the clouds, sleep with the moon, and the stars are naughty and fascinated by love; Wrong constellation, full of milky way water, magpies bridge the party, meet for love. Tanabata is here. May your love be romantic and sweet!

Fortunately, I met you, but unfortunately, I missed you

32. Family ties are always hurt mercilessly, and the basket can always be shot.

In fact, friendship is very simple: you call me stupid, I call you stupid, and we will do two together.

If you can't be childish once in a while, it's meaningless to grow up.

The saddest thing for people is not to lose too much yesterday, but to be immersed in yesterday's sadness.

36. Sometimes I do everything for one person, but I can't compare with others doing nothing.

37. Loneliness is your gift to me. But as long as I think of you, I won't be lonely.

38. If you see that a person is warm rather than hot in winter, you probably like it!

39. Even if the road ahead is difficult, two people are better than one, much better.

40. It is not the strong who wins, but the winner who wins. They are stronger than us, that's all.

4 1, I'm afraid I haven't said something yet, but you're tired of listening to others.