Heavy snow humorous short sentences

I recommend the humorous phrases in universities as follows:

1, it's snowing heavily, so is it snowing there, too? Have you received my thoughts about you in the snow?

No matter how cold it is, my heart is not cold at all. No matter how heavy the snow is, I am not afraid at all, as long as I can see you and have you.

Although I like the sun in midsummer, I prefer the sun after snow.

Come with me to the north, where it is snowing. Let me sprinkle a field on the ice with my boiling soul.

The coldest thing is not the snowy day, but the hand hidden in the sleeve.

The first snow in the south is as difficult as waiting for a boat at the airport.

7. I heard that you wanted to see a snow, and I silently saved dandruff all winter.

8. The weather is very cold. If you have a daughter-in-law, hug her. If you have a husband, hold your husband. If you don't have a date, wear more.

9. Everything is fine on snowy days except getting up in the morning. It seems to stick to the bed every day. Finally, I lost ... Snow White, as long as I open the door, it's like being in the refrigerator. ...

10, after the snow, you are no longer single dog, but upgraded to a sled dog.