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Tell me about the pain on the day of giving birth.

1, giving birth, prolactin, papillitis, nursing children, all kinds of pains!

It is natural for men to spoil women. If one day, men can have children instead of women and bear the pain of heartbreaking during childbirth. If one day, men can have an affair once a month instead of women, and they will roll in bed with pain.

The deeper you know about pain, the more afraid you are of having children.

It is better to be afraid of the life after giving birth than the pain of giving birth. Why is there no joy in giving birth? I want to cry every minute.

5. A stable macroeconomic policy is to create a stable macroeconomic environment for structural reform. How to understand this sentence? Reform will be painful, just like a woman giving birth to a child and having a caesarean section if she is afraid of pain. I want to give birth naturally, but I'm afraid of pain. Anesthetic and scalpel are ready. Guess what the final result is?

6. Pain 10 Which is more painful for boys and girls to have children? Obviously, both of them are in pain. According to the pain grade, they should all reach 10, and both of them will send many mechanical stimulation signals to the brain center. But pain is not a single physical reaction, but a partial perception or subjective experience, which means that everyone's perceived pain will be slightly different.

7. These days, I really suffered a lifetime of sin, thinking that the pain of contractions and childbirth is the most painful. As a result, after experiencing milk raising and kneading, I found that the pain of giving birth was really nothing.

8, dizziness, pain, chills all over and then sweating, nearly two hours, almost turned himself over, obviously everyone is confused, actually thinking about giving birth is many times more painful than this.

9. Having a baby is like having a nightmare! People who haven't given birth don't feel that kind of pain at all! Therefore, men must be kind to the woman who gave birth to your child!

10, the queen is going to have a baby, and it hurts badly. The emperor was in a hurry. So I asked too many doctors. Emperor: Let me ask you something. It is said that the pain of a woman giving birth is 10 times that of a knife wound. Is it true?/You don't say. Doctor too much: I think it's 20 times!

1 1. A little brother at Lincoln Memorial University experienced how painful it was for a woman to give birth to a child ... When the simulator was tuned to the closest pain for a few seconds, the little brother collapsed.

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13, my mother had a toothache of grade 7, and gave birth to a baby 10. I don't want to give birth to someone I like. Thank you.

14, yes, giving birth is not the most painful in the pain scale, but other pains may not be felt for a lifetime. But giving birth is a necessary pain for most women, and it may be more than once.

15, a woman giving birth to a child for you is as painful as the top ten tortures! We women don't realize the responsibility of bearing the family, and you men don't realize that we women get married and have children, and love life, but sometimes we also make wedding dresses for others. It's not easy for men and women. Mutual understanding and tolerance will always pass!

16, the feeling of mild dysmenorrhea has made people feel pain and weakness. It's horrible to think that having a baby in the future will hurt a hundred times more than this, so boys must be kind to their wives.

17, people say that giving birth to a child is the greatest pain that human beings can endure, and it has experienced unimaginable pain from pregnancy to delivery.

18, after becoming a mother, I realized how painful it was to give birth to a child and how much I loved my child. Suddenly, I miss her so much!

19, many years ago today, she screamed at the top of her lungs in the delivery room. On that day, she finally understood that all pain was childish compared with childbirth. That was the most painful and happiest day of my life until one day, son?

20. If you quarrel with your woman in the future, think about how painful it will be for her to give birth to your child in the future.

2 1, I have suffered a lot this month! As a woman, it is too difficult to have children and confinement. All kinds of pain can only be known by your own intellectual fit experience, and you can only persist! You must take it with you for the sake of the child.

22. Women who have given birth to children are really distressing. They experienced various painful reactions during pregnancy, the pain of giving birth, and then all kinds of bitterness in the process of bringing up children.

23. Only through experience can we know that giving birth to a child is a painful and persistent thing. I can endure a day and a night of unspeakable pain. I couldn't help crying when I heard her crying.

24, suddenly remembered. I had a terrible pain the day I gave birth. In my mind, the picture of relieving pain and distracting attention is that I am playing with Huang Zhong in the glory of the king, squatting with a cannon to destroy Angela and Jing Ke.

25. You can't replace the hardship of pregnancy, the pain of giving birth, waking up every night, and the burden of breastfeeding, so a woman remembers that you don't owe anyone except your parents! !

26. Giving birth to a child is a physical pain. Doing confinement is a kind of psychological torture.

27. Yes, a woman needs to love one more man to have children for you. A kind of pain you can't imagine, hard work you can't imagine, you should pay attention to eating, sleeping and walking.

28. The yoga teacher said: The pain of horizontal splitting is classified as level 3, and the pain of giving birth is 12. She also said that the aunt did a good job. For the aunt, it has experienced 12. What is level 3?

29, breastfeeding mothers bear all this, get up at night to feed the baby and comfort the baby. If society requires women to go through ten levels of pain to have children, and then go through countless pains to support children, and then spend countless hours with children, and then ask women to earn as much money as men, there is no guarantee that men will cheat on women, and such a country will die sooner or later.

30. The pain of giving birth makes me feel worthy of anything I like! But the pain has passed, and we still have to face the reality. .

3 1, everyone knows that giving birth is very painful. But how much pressure does it take to give birth naturally? What kind of experience is this pain? But little is known.

Talk about the greatness of a mother who gives birth to a child. Talk about the greatness of a woman who has children.

Talk about the greatness of a mother who gives birth to a child. Talk about the greatness of a woman who has children.

1, by giving birth to a child, I really realized the greatness of my mother and her selfless love for her children.

2, giving birth to a child is very painful, this is just heard. After seeing it with my own eyes, I found that my mother was really great!

People say that giving birth to a child is the greatest pain that human beings can endure, and they have experienced unimaginable pain [surprise] from pregnancy to delivery. This also makes mother great.

Everyone knows that giving birth to a child is painful, but great mothers will do it without hesitation, because temporary pain is accompanied by the birth of a new life.

It is not easy for every mother. For a woman, pregnancy and childbirth is indeed the most difficult and greatest process. Women are weak and mothers are strong.

6. Mothers who give birth to children in the world are great!

7. On the first day of obstetrics and gynecology, I felt the hardship of giving birth for the first time. My mother is really great.

8. I don't like posting happy mother's day in my circle of friends. How boring! What's the use of loving your mother with practical actions and correcting that emptiness? Many people know everything and don't say much! The greatness of a mother will only be understood if she gives birth to her own child!

9. The biggest feeling of going to obstetrics and gynecology is that it is not easy to have children, and mothers are so great; Don't have children in the future.

10, I heard from my colleagues that having a child and having a second child, I think men who let their wives have a second child against their will are scum. Giving birth is too painful. If you really love your wife, how can you be willing to let her suffer again? Ah, mom is so great.

1 1, I was deeply shocked after delivery. Although it is not the first time to deliver a baby, I always feel that being a mother is really great. It's not easy to have a baby. I want to be nice to my mother when I go back. I was born so fat that my mother felt bad!

12, I feel that my mother is too great. Giving birth or pulling teeth is too risky. I'm already afraid I'll die on the operating table.

Having children in a circle of friends, talking about women having children.

1, after a long time, you may not have love, but you will definitely have children.

2. The man's face change before and after his wife gave birth to a child is the root cause of the unfortunate marriage.

3. After a woman gets married, many people have to face a problem, that is, no one cares whether you fly high or not, whether you are tired or not, and only asks why you haven't given birth yet. Go to the hall, go to the kitchen, we have to face the challenge of dead children.

I was awake at that time and touched my back. I'm all wet and sweaty, which is like wetting the bed. I quickly took off my trousers and gown and realized that I had finally recovered from the weakness of giving birth. I'm going to have a month! Ga!

5, the guide is also a fun-loving person, so he can say: Say that a man's wife has just given birth to a child, and you have a girlfriend outside or are having an affair with someone else, then you should first play the role of a good father, right?

6. It is no exaggeration to say that many women's complete disappointment with men was planted during the period before and after giving birth to children.

7. The tangled things have finally come to a conclusion. Everything is for yourself. How much a man loves you before you are willing to have children for him! You don't know until you experience it. One person makes some decisions that are not one person, and the other person sleeps with the game!

8, to collapse, giving birth is not the most painful, the most painful is confinement! !

9. To have children, you should be beautiful, sensible and in good shape. Be able to cook, do housework, be considerate, non-clingy, diligent and generous, gentle and virtuous, take care of the elderly, educate children, be diligent and diligent, and earn money to support the family. In short, you will get all kinds of opportunities! And men, as long as they can make money!

10, my best friend tells you that it is good for girls to have children early. Experts say that the best childbearing age is 26 years old, so I got married as soon as I graduated, and I am so happy to have a husband and children.

1 1, I want to find someone to talk to for a lifetime. If you don't get married, you won't get a certificate and you won't have children. If I fall in love with someone else, I will leave gracefully. If I stay together until I am 80 years old, I will get a certificate and tell him to stay with him in my next life. Haha, it's sweet to think about it.

12, I have no ability. I don't have a man who loves to get married. I can't have children. I can't live like a bitch. I can really commit suicide by taking drugs.

13 I won't wait for you any longer. I will have a boyfriend who loves me, get married and have children, and have some troubles in life, but I won't have you anymore. Don't be two wide, each has its place.

14, I didn't talk about it when I was in love, I didn't get married when I got married, I didn't have children when I gave birth, I didn't do so many things less, and I didn't live more beautifully than others.

15, people say that Xipi is going to get married and have children, which are all used to express Rio, but my family says that having children is really having children, and you have to have twins, quadruplets and n triplets.

16, it's really not easy to give birth to a life and raise a child ~ Girls should feel that they can't be wronged or learn badly in this life, and they should teach boys to stand tall and have a sense of responsibility. The best way to show off your wealth now is to have children, have the financial ability to have children, and have a high level of spiritual support ~

17, too many people are afraid of getting married, and Weibo is afraid of education. Although getting married and having children is everyone's choice, I still think people can be a little negative sometimes and don't have to worry so much.

18, some people say that women are completely disappointed with men and often plant seeds before and after giving birth.

19. When giving birth, I think natural delivery is the most difficult thing in the world. Actually, this is just the beginning. This is nothing for raising a child. Raising children is more important than heart. Physical fatigue is nothing, and the heart is too tired. The sweet burden of life is really just giving birth to one and raising one ~

20. Giving birth to a child these days is: mother gives birth, grandma raises it, grandparents come to see it, and dad goes online when he comes home. It's not Momo's WeChat, it's divorce without talking about being single! It is not easy to be a mother these days!

2 1, I think this shows that it is urgent to open a birth canal for men. It is necessary to liberate men's reproductive autonomy immediately and have as many children as they want.

22. Many people say that it is a social problem that high-quality people don't get married and have children, while low-quality people have more children.

23. When you say that someone sends out cribs in a circle of friends, are you implying that you want to have children?

24. Start being a housewife after getting married and having children. Sometimes I really want to go out to work, but I give up when I think that my child is still young and needs care. The most beautiful thing in life is career, but there are always regrets in life. Whose life is perfect?

25. A night shift after two months gave me such a big surprise. I was so tired that the dog stayed up all night. The patient did not stop. Are all the babies together now?

26. Karen Mok: The person I marry can't love me because I will have children.

27. When you get married, you worry about your single friends. I feel that other people's marriages are fake when I divorce. Having children makes you feel selfish not to have children. When I first started working, I thought it was a waste of life to study and study for a blog. When you are a freelancer, you feel that office workers are selling their souls. When you buy a house, you feel that buying a house is serious. People, in the final analysis, feel that their choices are wrong, so they will seek approval in the form of pulling people into the water.

28. It seems reasonable. Don't worry about not getting married. Don't worry about becoming an older woman without having children. Your time belongs to you, you are free.

29. Before getting married, I have something to say first. Marriage does not necessarily have children. Whether to have children is a matter between husband and wife, and whether to have children is a woman's right.

30. Why do you want to have children? This is an emotional sustenance, which makes our life more complete! The little box dad replied.

3 1, take a baby once, maybe you don't want to have a baby.

Dream of giving birth to a child and then dying.

I dreamed that I gave birth to a child and then died. According to the analysis of the five elements in Zhouyi, the auspicious color is yellow, the lucky number is 1, the peach blossom is in the north, the wealth is in the southwest, and the food is tea eggs.

Good or ill luck index: 82

Dreaming of having children and then dying;

1, office workers dream that someone else gave birth to a child and died. Their fortune is very good, they get more help at work and have more opportunities for cooperation. They will benefit greatly from consulting their experienced predecessors.

Dreaming that a pregnant woman dies after giving birth indicates that she will get help from strangers recently, which is a good sign.

3. The old man dreamed that the pregnant woman gave birth to a child and died, which indicates that the fortune is prosperous, but be careful not to get carried away, do things too loosely and arrogantly, and be careful not to be deceived and beware of fire.

I dreamed that my dear child died, and I was unlucky. My family and friends didn't help me when I was in trouble, but I still got help from strangers.

The businessman dreamed that his parents and children died, and his fortune was good. The project with friends is developing well, but the income has changed obviously. Remember not to be careless about it.

6. Investors dream that someone else gave birth to a child and died, and their wealth is good. Calm analysis plays a key role in investment. Maybe extra money will come to you, and the expenditure is well controlled.

7. Graduates dream of the death of their parents and children, and their job hunting fortune is good. Their coping ability is better than others 100 times, and they have the opportunity to get the position they want. Remember not to be proud of it.

8. Newcomers in the workplace dream that their parents and children have passed away, their fortune is not good, and their work pressure is too great. They can catch their breath, exercise properly and relieve stress.

9. Pregnant women dream that they gave birth to a child, and the child died, which indicates that they and the baby in their bellies are very healthy, and they will have good luck in the future, and everything will be very satisfactory, which is a good omen.

10, the old man dreamed that his parents and children died and his fortune was poor. His hand hurts easily. While doing housework, he accidentally hurt himself. Remember to take care of them.

1 1. Adults dream that someone else gave birth to a child and died, and their mental state improved and their vitality returned to their bodies. The head and face are the parts that need more care, and exercise is used to resist the occasional spring sleep.

12, dreaming that someone else gave birth to a child and died, with bad fortune and great failure in behavior. The gas was inadvertently released in the corridor, and a lot of sound gas was discovered by everyone.

13. Young people dream that pregnant women have died after giving birth, indicating that health needs to pay attention to kidney diseases and pay more attention to internal reproductive organs. If they feel low back pain, they should receive treatment as soon as possible.

14. Graduates dream that pregnant women have died after giving birth, which indicates good luck in job hunting. They can exchange their efforts and performance, and get the recognition of recruiters, but you should put away your lazy attitude and arrogant way of doing things, so as not to leave a bad impression on others.

15. Newcomers in the workplace dream that pregnant women have died after giving birth, which indicates that they will undergo more changes in their work recently, but their forms will gradually become clear, their mentality will gradually settle down, they can work with peace of mind, and their future careers will be clearer.

16. Unmarried people dream that someone else gave birth to a child and died, and their love fortune is not good. At first, the ease of love was held back by reality,/they had to consider many practical problems.

17. The businessman dreamed that a pregnant woman died after giving birth, which indicates good luck. Although more group activities will increase your expenses, it is a good omen that cooperation will make it easier to get benefits from investment.

18, a woman dreamed that someone else gave birth to a child and died, and her fortune was very good. If she does business with others, she may succeed. Remember to make friends and avoid disputes with others.

An example analysis of dreaming of giving birth to a child and dying;

Example: I dreamed that I was pregnant and was at home with the nurse. She is lying on the kang. I was standing on the ground with a stomachache when suddenly the child came out. I didn't know what to do, so I put it on the kang. Then I hit the child with a hammer. Gave me some meat. Let me wrap it in a cloth.

Analysis: hint that there is a chance to get rich, but don't expect too much.

Psychoanalysis of dreaming of giving birth to a child and dying;

Dreaming of giving birth to a child and dying, today you have a very accurate grasp of interpersonal sensitivity. You can see who is good with whom and who is not. Make good use of this resource and help yourself achieve something! In addition, the external obstacles encountered in doing things today mainly lie in speech. If you want to reduce resistance, you'd better keep your mouth shut and don't say anything you are not sure about.

Dream of giving birth to a child and dying;

Appropriate: kick the bathroom wall when taking a shower, collect red envelopes and leave early.

Avoid: Avoid climbing stairs, going home for dinner, and contacting old friends.