2022 classic funny sentences (50 selected sentences)

1. The snail runs wildly.

2. Keep the green hills and don’t let the firewood burn.

3. If you don’t succeed in the exam, you will cheat

4. The blue sky and white clouds are floating, and the white clouds are floating

5. I will benefit a lot from seeing your face clearly.

6. Marriage is risky, so be cautious when getting married.

7. Walking on the street, asking about the whereabouts of happiness

8. The business was not concluded, and Renyi ran away.

9. Both lovers and enemies are lonely.

10. The deaf man heard the mute say that the blind man saw ghosts.

11. Mao Zedong said that those who do not get married are called hooligans

12. Examination: The difference between open book and closed book is one

13. Come on, let the heavy snow come. I built a snowman, snowy white.

14. Buy a pack of air and get three potato chips for free. It’s so profitable!

15. There is no wall that cannot be ventilated, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.

16. Look at your ranking and know how many people are in your class.

17. I can help you solve problems that Confucius couldn’t solve.

18. How many points did the teacher give me, and how many years may the teacher live?

19. Even if you want to cry again, you must smile and say: Your uncle’s!

20. Being a gangster is a kind of temperament; being an old gangster is a kind of belief.

21. Crying: It does not mean how wronged you are, but how useless you are

22. It is said that the most annoying idiom for Taobao shop owners is "unaccompanied".

23. If you are ruthless, you can live a hundred years. With a clear conscience, life is not tiring.

24. Teacher, I met a robber, but my homework was stolen.

25. Ideals are like underwear, you must have them. But it doesn't prove that you have it.

26. Lei Feng did good deeds without leaving his name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

27. Exam results are announced: laugh if you do well, cry if you do poorly.

28. Even if gases are inert, why can't people be lazy?

29. The wonderful thing about Lover's Slope in front of the teaching building is that the teaching above is,

30. It is said that a ticklish man loves his wife, and a ticklish woman loves her husband.

31. I have already decided on the wedding day, and now I have almost decided on the groom.

32. Boss, are you serious? I treat you as a human being. You can meow like a pig.

33. Warm reminder: Because the speed of the Internet cafe is too fast, please fasten your safety. bring.

34. Looking at your photos, you will know that your parents did not carefully prepare you

35. Teacher, Xiaogang has to take leave tomorrow because he may be sick tomorrow

36. Confucius said: If you don’t sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon. Mencius said: Confucius is right

37. Even Beckham doesn’t know what qualifications you have to talk to me about basketball!

38. Teacher: We must roam in the ocean of books. Lele: Rowing or swimming

39. It is said that this is the state of a foodie: he enjoys it in his mouth but wants to lose weight in his heart.

40. The weather is very good today. I stayed in the room for a long time and was going to relax in the living room.

41. In year x, if there is haze in life, we might as well look at these classic and funny sentences!

42. So far, the earth is still stepped on by my feet, which makes me feel proud and proud.

43. My sister originally walked a simple route, but she showed her sexy nature while walking.

44. My wife says that I am forgetful and often lose my umbrella when I go out; therefore, I now have more than a dozen umbrellas at home.

45. Roar when you see injustice on the road, make a fool of yourself when it’s time to make a fool of yourself, rush through Kyushu in a storm.

46. There is no Liby that does not hurt your hands, there is no love that does not break up, there is only Tide laundry detergent that removes stains,

47. Kai-Fu Lee and Steve Jobs both like to say: follow your heart. Translated into Chinese: coward

48. The power of science is that you can’t understand the answer, and the power of liberal arts is that you don’t want to copy the answer.

49. Li Bai was about to go on a boat when he suddenly heard singing on the shore. The most dazzling national style of Dongci Daqieke...;

50. Busy life can easily kill people's enthusiasm and they are not interested in anything, so they stop occasionally and think carefully about whether they should urinate.