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What's the most annoying Xiong Haizi you've ever met?
Although I don't have children of my own now, I have met Xiong Haizi's ability.
I have two nephews, who are seven or eight years old. When they came home for the Spring Festival last year, two children ran to my room to hide. In order to hide, one of them opened the quilt and hid in it. I walked into the room and was about to go to bed. I opened the quilt and saw a man. I was so scared that I rolled down from the bed.
Thank you, my bed is not high, or I will fall into what shape, who knows?
Both children are very good when they laugh, and they are especially good at saying nice things to please others.
however, that's only when they are good.
I bought a new lipstick, put on makeup and put it on the desk. After a while, I went back to my study and drew bright red patterns on the reading table. Suddenly I had a bad feeling, and then I went to look for my lipstick. I couldn't find it for a long time, so I went to ask my family.
when the two children heard me mention lipstick, they immediately threw it away and tried to hide. I immediately grabbed his arm and asked about my lipstick. My younger nephew saw that I was really angry and took me to the toilet.
In the trash can, a tightly wrapped mouth has been shortened, and there are signs of wear around the mouth.
hundreds of pieces of lipstick, so heroic sacrifice, my heart is bleeding!
Then, before all this was over, the two little guys saw me angry. In order to please me, they squatted beside me when I was using the computer. I always ignored them, so they just clicked on the keyboard and deleted all the articles I had written!
at that time, my blood was upwelling, and I really wanted to vomit blood.
turn around and stare at them, really want to teach them a lesson.
But watching them blink pitifully, begging for a touch, they all laughed angrily at last.
Children's world is very simple. They judge their behaviors not by their advantages or disadvantages, but by their fun.
Although Xiong Haizi is a little naughty, there is no denying that they can play to new heights.
I can only sigh that it's good to have this energy.
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