Talk about the humor of Singles Day.

1, bachelor commendation meeting. First-class bachelor: I have a car and a house, and I am handsome, but I haven't found my favorite yet. Second-class bachelor: no car, no house, but handsome, waiting for true love. Third-class bachelor: he has a car and a house, but he is not handsome, that is, no one loves him. What kind of bachelor are you?

2. Singles Day, single friends, may your troubles run away, your sadness run away, and your illness run away; Wealth is rolling, happiness is rolling, and the most important thing is that love is rolling until next year!

3.11.11Singles' Day, all the bachelors get together and sit together, telling the theme of bachelor's life, recalling the glorious years of bachelors, singing the song of bachelor's outlook and studying the strategy of undressing. In the end, everyone voted unanimously, and you decided whether you were the first to stick to it. With a wave of your hand, you said, the key is to wish everyone happiness first.

4. Lunar New Year announcement: In order to celebrate the arrival of Singles Day, all single men and women have the opportunity to undress, and a red line is specially issued. Receiving address: Queqiao, time:11.11. Please tell each other and don't miss this opportunity. Finally, I wish you all success in undressing. Bajie, are you still reading the short message? Hurry up and act!

5. Others say that the most beautiful beauty is often companionship. I prefer to say that being single is quiet and natural; Others say that wives and children are spicy, and I prefer to say that they are single and carefree; Others say how romantic it is, but I am determined to celebrate Singles' Day. I am a bachelor. Who am I afraid of? This is a once-in-a-century festival of11.11. I want to be different from others. Bachelor friends, I wish you to keep yourself forever!

6. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? What do you know about the loneliness of bachelors? Last night, the wind of bachelor blew. I am still depressed and sad, but I am alone. I asked you how sad you can be. That's just a Jiang Xiangdong stream. . 1 1 Singles' Day, getting rid of singles is the basic center of this festival, and getting naked is the theme of this festival. Go ahead.

7. Sing a song about wine. I am single and lonely. I have suffered a lot in the past. I hope I will not be single and never forget my troubles. How can I solve my troubles? Only Du Kang! Singles' Day, let our single comrades hold up my cup, and I wish the bright moon a happy holiday!

8.11.1/singles day wishes you: be active and brave, pay attention to personal hygiene, study and practice, express humor in language, exercise more, live a happy and beautiful life, and find your true love as soon as possible!

9. (light) deep and open confession. It is more painful than being rejected. Restrain my naive expectations. Let go of my deep helplessness. (Music) Come back early. There is nothing wrong with being alone. Being single for a few more days is a big deal. Sooner or later, we'll get naked, right?

10,11.11,bachelor is innocent, and being single is justified. It is courage to persist in being a bachelor, and those who are very courageous often believe that they will see the light on this road. Do you see the light? Happy Singles Day!

1 1, give you a wooden stick to help you; Give you a dog stick and let it drive away your troubles; Send you a fire stick and let it add prosperity to your life; Send you a stick message to make you laugh. I wish you all prosperity and happiness on Singles' Day.

12, from the morning, there is no food to eat, only cooking in person; Shopping, no one to accompany, only silently shopping; Valentine's day, when you are sad, you can only sing that song alone; Double bed, single bed, no one to cover your heart. Can we still celebrate Singles Day?

Before 13,165438+1October 1 1, I will send you my blessing. Bless you: be happy every 1 minute, relax every 1 hour, be healthy every 1 day, reap every 1 month, be happy every 1 year, and be happy to 1 life. Happy singles day

14, I remember at 1, we held hands; Remember 1 time, here you are; Remember 1 time, we live together; Remember 1 day, we got married. 11.11Singles Day, you and I are not alone.

15, one flower, one bird, one mountain, one water and one hibiscus a day. At the end of January and the end of the year, I sigh every word, sigh every word. 11.11.11,the once-in-a-century festival of the gods, I wish you good luck in this once-in-a-century day!

Is it 16? Did you confess? Did you hold hands? Romantic? Do you live together? Want to get married? Singles Day is here, what are you waiting for? Summon up your courage, say "I love you" to the girl you like, and quickly "strip off".

17, when a flower falls into the water, it is better to be heartless than affectionate. The ends of the earth are poor and white, only endless lovesickness. It is better to be free than to be single. Free and unfettered, carefree and romantic. 11.11Singles' Day, I wish all bachelors in the world a happy and worry-free life!

18,11.11Singles' Day invites bachelors to get together. At that time, there will be: a happy beer, a happy millet, a warm sausage, a touching dance and a partner? Don't worry, take the stamp of "bachelor is not guilty" and stamp it when you see the right one and take it home. Don't hesitate to sign up for such benefits! Waiting for you to "strip off" together!

19, watching others in pairs, it's warm and romantic, and I feel lonely. Alas ~11.1/Singles' Day is coming. Those who are still single should act as soon as possible, find their other half and live a happy world for two people.

20. Today at. 1 1, a single colleague said to my son, "Today is Singles' Day. I want to live a good life." The son retorted loudly: "Today is not Singles' Day, but Children's Day 6. 1! You don't want to spend your holiday with me! "

2 1, Singles Day, tell all single friends a love coup: seize the opportunity, boldly attack, talk about your love, get married, and let others become bachelors!

22, 2 people's world does not exist, love waits for 0 minutes, 1 instant destruction, 1 minute expectation, 1 piece of helplessness, 1 piece of affection no longer, 1 person arrives, 1 movie love, 2065433.

When my brother was proud of being a bachelor, all the girls were taken away by the boys. Later, my brother felt nervous about being a bachelor, and the leftover women were taken away. Finally, when my brother thought it was miserable to be single, all the men began to be gay. Now Singles Day is coming again. I'm here to see you, man. Happy Singles Day.

24, Dajiangdong went to the waves, leaving bachelors to hate, counting romantic figures, three or four or five in the pile of bachelors, true love is gone forever. The bachelors themselves are heartbroken. Where will the bachelors go tomorrow? Don't treat yourself as an adult. Singles' Day is coming again, and adding two sticks is even more ridiculous. Being single is not short of holidays, laughing and laughing with the streets.

25.165438+1October 1 1 Send you a four-leaf clover, one for love, one for marriage and one for happiness. May you be single with four-leaf clover and find a good man to marry yourself.

26. There is nothing wrong with being single. It's hard to say goodbye to bachelors. It is difficult to find happiness by holding hands. There are bachelors everywhere, so leave me alone. Singles go to church every year. 1 1 year bachelors are cuter. Six bachelors celebrate being single, and bachelors are fresh. I wish you a happy singles day.

27. Singles Day slogan: Take happiness as the goal, take the object as the direction, go up when you see beautiful ones, rush when you see beautiful ones, try when you don't look good, and endure when you can't stand them. Getting rid of Singles Day is a future, and it is really bright not to celebrate Singles Day.

28. Do you know why you are still single? Because even if you have a lover who fell in love at first sight, can you agree with each other? Wishful, half-hearted, can you promise? Can you afford a stable life without half-hearted guarantee? Can you afford a safe life and all kinds of mysteries ... Generally speaking, stay single until you meet the right person, haha, but you must be happy on Singles Day.

29, look at the sky, birds play and fly; Look at the water, fish swim in pairs; Don't feel sorry for yourself when you are alone. Friends bless you in front of you, and relatives care about you warmly. If you have love, why not be afraid of Singles Day? I wish you happiness without boundaries, happiness without boundaries.

30. Pure love is out of reach, romantic love is hard to become a classic, life and death love is a fairy tale, and true love is a mixture of good and evil. 11.11.1Singles Day, sincere bachelors in the world: since true love is hard to find, it is better to be single for a hundred years.

3 1, bachelor summary: 1. Singles Day can be celebrated every year; 2. One person is full and the whole family is not hungry; 3. Free and unrestrained; 4. Do not buy a car or a house to reduce expenses; 5. It is known as the aristocratic class.

What a bachelor needs most is a normal heart, and his girlfriend can't worry. If he wants inner peace, then happiness is always there; If you fail, you will be happy if you persist. I wish all bachelors in the world can be normal until they bid farewell to singles!

33. A large group of young bachelors. Enthusiasm is your characteristic, chic freedom is your characteristic, maverick is your characteristic, and being alone is only your specialty! Happy Singles' Day!

34. Who is knocking at my window and fiddling with the strings? The forgotten time is gradually recovering ... When you hear this song, will you feel sad? When I hear this song, I always think of the past scenes. There are thousands of tears oozing from the corner of my eye. May someone accompany me on this day, 1 1. 1. I won't regenerate that sadness or shed that little tear. three

35, 1 1. 1. Century Singles Day, I hope you will stick to your belief that you are not single, and those who are willing to get married early will get rid of your single life and step into the marriage hall as soon as possible. Happy Singles Day!

36. 1 It takes a long time to clap your hands, 1 wings are hard to fly, 1 chopsticks are hard to catch food, 1 Yuanyang is lonely. 1 bottle of wine 1 root onion, 1 individual 1 cigarette. Single days are so lonely, just like 1 telephone pole. I just want to be a couple as soon as possible. I want to live in pairs and fly with me. May the bachelors take off their bills as soon as possible!

37. When you are happy, no one will help you share it; No one gives you a shoulder when you are sad. Even on Singles' Day, no one lets you only pair up! It's Singles Day again. Don't be obsessed with single time. I wish you find the other half as soon as possible and wander in the ocean of love!

38. Let go of some deep feelings, forget some past experiences, cherish some close friends around you, and send some blessings. Lovers need to cherish and discover that being single is a mistake. Get out of the wrong path of the past as soon as possible, and don't wait until Singles Day comes! (

39, 1 1. 1 Singles Day, don't be lonely, don't be lonely, because being single on this day is really an honor. Six sticks get together, which is a peerless classic, but you can't meet it. With the blessing of SMS, be happy, dance and enjoy every moment.

40. Shanglian: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year; Downward: classmates have masters, and colleagues have masters, as if they also have masters of the same age; Horizontal criticism: I am single. On this special Singles' Day, I wish everyone a happy Singles' Day, a happy life and happiness!

4 1, love is precious, happiness is more expensive. If it's for freedom, bachelors can't be thrown away. Enjoy your single life and wish you a happy singles day!

42. Giant Singles Day: good luck, wealth, happiness, food, smile and happiness.11.1. I wish you more singles day, the better, and your dream will come true!

43. Put down your shelf, your persistence, your vision, your mentality, your heart to pursue, your feelings to cherish, your love to meet, your gentleness to meet, saying goodbye to being single is not a dream, and adjust your body and mind to move forward. Singles Day will come once in a hundred years and will not be celebrated next year.

44. If you love him, let him be single once and enjoy the happiness of being single; If you hate him, let him be a bachelor and torture his spirit with loneliness. 11.11.1/Singles Day, whether you love him or hate him, for God's sake, you should wish him a happy Singles Day.

45,11.11,these are three pairs of chopsticks for bachelors. Business and money fly together, good luck and happy events come to the door, and all the lucky stars and nobles come to chopsticks! With these three pairs of chopsticks, it is worthwhile to be a bachelor!