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Can't help it! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

1, the swallow knows the ambition of the swan. (Historical Records of Chen She Family)

2, believe in yourself, I will do it! Self-trust is the first secret of success.

3. People's value is determined by themselves. -Rousseau

4. The smartest person is not picking up what others didn't pick up, but what others picked up you don't want to pick up.

People who aim at the top of the mountain will not covet the scenery on the mountainside.

6. In the face of praise and encouragement, it is a kind of modesty and sobriety to laugh it off and keep making progress. This is a kind of strength.

Opportunities are only open to enterprising people, and mediocre people will never patronize them.

8. Know how to appreciate others from the heart, although it is often difficult.

9, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!

10, do one foreign affair every day.

1 1, harvest is a barometer of career; It embodies every drop of sweat of the strugglers.

12, the latest top ten depraved performances 1, starting at noon in the morning; 2. Sleep after12 pm; 3, become lazy; 4. Time is basically spent on the computer; 5, no matter what you do, you can't afford to be interested; 6, often in a daze and inexplicable irritability; 7. Serious lack of exercise; 8. Indulge in games or Weibo; 9. The three meals are not balanced; 10, lack of communication with family. If you degenerate, please forward it to remind yourself that you can't do it again.

13, because I am used to remembering your little things quietly on such a lonely night.

14. Opportunities only favor those who are prepared.

15, teenagers are passive and have their own time.

16, it will be chaotic when it is interrupted!

17, every stone is different. In your own unique way, pray for a perfect spell.

18, for people who are not pleasing to the eye, it is not just the eyes that are tired.

19, the younger you are, the less you can compromise on the scandal. Gide

There are no bad guys in the world, only bad moods.

Not for life, not for life.

1, the three major illusions of life: the mobile phone vibrates, someone knocks at the door, and Ta likes you.

2. The strong are not without sadness, but turn sadness into strength; The weak are not unhappy, but turn happiness into trouble.

3. Ask yourself, is it easier to change your body shape, personality or hard work? If you don't want to do any of these three things, then don't complain about the unfairness of fate.

4, people, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.

5. When suffering, don't suffer in vain, always shout out the meaning of existence and bear some transcendence of life.

6, a person's most rare is a normal heart, gain without joy, lose without worry, inner peace, then happiness will always be there; Success is not arrogant, failure is not impetuous, mentality is harmonious, and happiness is always there. Many people suffer from pursuing the wrong things. More people live a comfortable life when they work hard; When you are at ease, you live a hard life. The pain after the struggle is nothing more than that.

7. Be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, look ahead and look back, and groan without illness, all because your life is not exciting enough.

8. No kind of love requires you to give up your dignity, bring disgrace to oneself, and make you suffer. Love may make you feel overwhelmed, jealous, angry and tearful. But it is warm in the end, which can give you pleasure and security. If not, you either love the wrong person or use the wrong method. Being single is better than suffering. Without the hug you want, learn to be strong first.

9. If we don't love each other, don't lie. There is still a long way to go.

10, people's destiny needs to be mastered by themselves. A happy mood can turn a dish into a feast. Only by finding a life that truly belongs to them and keeping the style can we live our own wonderful life.

1 1. When you really can't let it go, go to the intensive care unit or the cemetery. It is easy for you to understand that you have got too much, and then you have to be greedy, have too little time and have too many interesting things. From the perspective of respecting life, there is no need to entangle. Feng Tang

12, I suddenly found that I had lost so many people around me. It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.

13, so many things that you thought were going to kill you at that time, so many situations that you thought were going to die, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. And those you can't overcome temporarily, those you can't overcome, those you can't stand, those you can't stand, tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.

14, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

15, the size that the chest can touch is called bust, and the size that the chest can't touch is called bust. What the eyes can see is called vision, and what the eyes can't see is called vision. What you can say in your mouth is called content, and what you can't say in your mouth is called connotation. The expression you can see on your face is called color, and the expression you can't see on your face is called verve.

16, people will encounter countless times in their lives. Some people are landscapes that you forget after seeing them, while others take root in your heart. Those feelings that can't be read are all unreasonable fate, which has been known for a long time.

17. You will meet two kinds of people in your life: those who promote you and those who attack you. But in the end, you will thank both.

18, if someone steals my pen, I pray to the Lord that it is broken. If someone steals my candy, I will pray to God that it stinks. If someone steals my heart, I pray to God that I can steal his heart, too.

19, when we love the future, we have many ideas and standards; Once love comes, the previous standards are useless, and Ta is the standard.

20. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist. Some people are very happy and spend a whole eternity together in the blink of an eye. Some people are lucky enough to walk hand in hand for a hundred years. Some people work hard, but nothing can be changed. They are not lifelong people. If they don't talk all their lives, they can let go.

Bian Xiao: I didn't meet the best Bian Xiao until the end: the world didn't choose you, but you chose the world. Bian Xiao: Don't envy the superficial scenery of others. In fact, everyone has their own inner pain, and they have been talking about it all their lives.

1, thinking that commitment is a lifetime, and finally only lasts for a while. But sadness is only temporary, and open-mindedness is a lifetime.

2, no one can accompany you for a lifetime, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

3. It is agreed that a lifetime is a lifetime, one hour less a day and one minute less a second are not a lifetime.

I suffered all my life, and I also suffered all my life. Dumped the world and prospered.

If falling in love with you is a mistake, I am convinced that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

6. Some people meet too early, while others meet too late. However, some people should never meet in their whole lives.

7. I waited all my life, hated all my life, thought all my life, and complained all my life, but I still thank God for letting her have this hateful person to complain.

8. Love for life or hate for life. After all, I want you to remember me for a lifetime.

9. There is no shame in loving only one person all your life. I know in my heart that there will be better people besides him, but one cannot be so greedy.

10, I once said that I believed all my life, but in fact, my life is too long, long enough to change a person, forget a person, and even fall in love with another person.

1 1. You said you would love me forever. It was silly of me to forget to ask "This life or the next life".

12, if you are not a lifelong person, then don't talk about it all your life, don't force it, let it be.

13, some people watch it all their lives, but ignore it all their lives; Some people you watch, but miss a lifetime.

14, I thought I could stay with you all my life, but I didn't expect my life to be yours.

15, people don't suffer all their lives, but occasionally for a while. If you choose to avoid pain temporarily, you may suffer for life.

16. A person's life is like a crowded bus. Some people have seats as soon as they get on the bus, while others have to stand at the end.

17, experience, then regret, do what you want, choose what you love, not what others think is right, and live for yourself all your life.

Life is not long, cherish the present.

You can see it in your circle of friends every day.

Your whereabouts or heart

Please reply when you have time.

Feel right in front of each other and smile with all your heart.

As warm as the sun.

A group of friends, hand in hand.

It's hard to forget for a while.

A word of concern accompanies you.

There is a feeling that I don't want to meet day and night.

I just want to snuggle in the depths of my soul.

Comment on one thing with your own cognition,

Everything is not perfect.

Treat people with heart,

Everyone has shortcomings.

No matter what happens in this life,

Maybe I will never see it again in my next life!

There is no difference between morning and evening when friends meet.

With the same heart and warmth,

Beauty is the companion of the soul.

Cherish the present,

In fact, life is really not long.

When I woke up one day,

Maybe we're all old.