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Qq space is super drag. Said I treated money like dirt. My dad treats me like a septic tank.

First, why are you close to me, but I can't see you with a magnifying glass?

Second, I'd rather we never cared about each other, and I hope we never forgot each other.

Third, our story is very short, and I remember every detail clearly.

Do you think I am strong? Your casual words and eyes can make me sad for a long time.

I thought our friendship would last forever, but it's not worth losing your mind for a while.

Six, anything, as long as you are willing, can always become simple.

Seven, in this life, I am most sorry for my own heart, which makes him hurt again and again.

Eight, when the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you don't use you, you become a layoff!

I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.

If you want to love, don't be afraid of being hurt. While encouraging others, you are also encouraging yourself.

Eleven, avenue to Jane! Classics are simple, the reason is simple, and the most useful things are relatively simple things. Complexity will cause waste, while efficiency comes from simplicity. Find the key parts and remove the redundant ones, and success will be less complicated.

Twelve, life is a container, with more happiness and less troubles; Pretend to be grateful, and the pain will be less; More understanding leads to fewer contradictions; There are more major events and fewer chores; The more sunshine you have, the less clouds you have; Pretend to be much higher, and there will be less prejudice; There are more goodness and less sadness; Pretend to be more friendly and less hostile.

Thirteen, give yourself a cliff without retreat, is to give yourself an opportunity to charge to the highland of life, but also to give yourself an excellent ticket.

Fourteen, the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people,

15. The depth of trust is not whether I will smile at you, but whether I will cry in front of you.

16. How much right and wrong do you need at a glance?

Seventeen, how many silly children like me, waiting for those who have no ending?

18. When you hear a song that is suitable for the present state, you will always listen and repeat it.

Nineteen, not bad in debauchery, not abnormal in silence.

Twenty, I'm tired of crying, waiting, listening, dear, let me go! I want to fly higher and farther.

2 1. Every woman has red roses and white roses in her soul, but only a man who knows how to love can make the woman he loves more and more beautiful. Even white flowers as cold as starlight can be charming.

I don't know how long my life is, so I will tell myself every day that I care about you the most in my life! Because of you, I feel the warmth of the world. When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours!

Twenty-three, people wake up from their own crying and die in the crying of others. The middle process is called happiness.

24. Why do we always realize that our love is long gone at the last minute?

It is easy to give up, but it is extremely difficult to stick together when others are not optimistic!

Twenty-six, when you are happy, you listen to music; When you are sad, you begin to understand the lyrics.

Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

Whether to continue or not, some things cannot be let go, and some roads cannot be turned back.

Trust is like an eraser. Every time you make a mistake, it gets smaller.

At the age of thirty-one, I stood at one end of the other shore, watching the flowers on the other shore fade one after another, without any waves in my heart.

Thirty-two, survival is actually very simple, just refuse to fall; Survival is actually very simple, just have the courage to retreat; Survival is actually very simple, don't be bound by the successful model; Survival is actually very simple. If you win, keep quiet. Survival is actually very simple, just choose to be strong in a tough environment; Survival is actually very simple, just turn defects into motivation.

I treat you like a life, but you treat me like a disease.

First, I do things for three minutes, but I love you for so long; I am usually forgetful, but I remember you so clearly.

Second, I confessed yesterday. Halfway through, he told me to stop, and suddenly my tears came down. Who knows? He said I should chase you.

Third, sometimes, smile when you are hurt by some words, just because you are a friend.

Fourth, it is better to love others than yourself, at least you will never give up.

5. Why are so many people still single? Because your vision is in place, your strength is not better.

6. In fact, sometimes many relationships that you think are good are just that.

Seven, I regard you as my life, and you treat me as a disease.

Eight, I finally know the reason why I am single. Those who like it don't like me, and those who like it don't know.

Nine, waiting, time passes as usual, but it is stretched by our thoughts.

I can think of all the warm places around you.

Without you, tomorrow is not worth looking forward to, and yesterday is not worth remembering.

I know I am ordinary, but you won't meet the second me.

Thirteen, the definition of the so-called warm man is that he only warms you and is as cold as ice to others. Warm a bunch of people, that's called central air conditioning.

14. The happiest thing in the world is to find out that this person loves you when you secretly love him.

Fifteen, when we are ignorant, there will always be such a person, let us be mean to him for many years.

She said: I believe I came to this world to meet you.

Seventeen, if the whole world denies you, I will accompany you to deny the whole world.

Eighteen years old, in fact, single life is not bad, and finally I have time to take care of everything.

Nineteen, I said in the space that I only love myself from now on, and then my male god commented below: In fact, I still have an identity, which is your rival in love.

Talk about a sad mood; I treat you like a life, but you treat me like a disease.

I don't know why, but now whenever I hear someone say forever, I want to laugh.

I didn't even have you for a second, but I seem to have lost you ten thousand times.

3. Later, I met many people. I like your hair and your eyes, but not your face.

I am so tired that I have no strength to be angry and care.

I deleted many things I wrote, many other people's messages and many hidden photos, but I suddenly realized that some things can be regarded as non-existent unless you delete them.

The biggest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

7. "Do you remember the feeling of liking it too much?" "Yes, but never again."

8. The coolest thing is that I pay special attention to you, but you give me permission.

9. If you take the initiative for a long time, everyone will be tired, not because you don't love it, but because you are tired.

10. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

1 1. How strong can I be? I'm no more attentive than others.

12. Everyone says they don't want to fall in love, but there is someone in their heart that they can't get.

13. How can you mention those painful memories to others?

14. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who will make us mean to him for many years.

15. How fragile is our relationship? As long as I turn off the computer and mobile phone, you may never contact me again in your life.

16. It is better to love others than yourself, at least you will never give up.

17. The worst feeling is that you can't love others just because you still miss the person who hurt you.

18. Your name used to be my pet phrase, but now it has become my taboo.

19. Friendship or love, every time you give your heart, you will always get hurt.

20. Disappointed to the extreme, I wanted to say a long list of words to prove myself, but the words turned into a wry smile. I don't think it's necessary. It's unnecessary to say anything.

It is my destiny to regard you as my life.

1, sometimes silence is not unhappy, just to clear my heart.

2, someone, a word, some scenes, a song. It can always tear your emotions easily.

Sometimes, we are like fish in a fish tank. We want to say a lot, and when we open our mouths, it becomes a series of ellipsis ... and finally we all stay in our hearts silently.

For me, traveling is to leave the self-righteous life, connect the previous memories and get to know interesting people outside of daily life with an open mind. As for the scenery, it's just a bonus.

In winter, he gives you a cup of warm water But you were thinking about other drinks, so you put it aside. When you think of that glass of water, it's a pity that it has frozen. You can't complain any more. Don't forget, the water was hot at first.

6. All promises are pale and empty. Even if the promise is sincere, it is really changed when it is changed. Commitment can't do anything, can't bind anyone, and can't change anything. However, she insisted on such a promise. Even if it's only for the sincerity of this moment.

7. Sometimes, it's not that others take you too lightly, but that you take others too seriously.

8. Persistence in a relationship is like walking alone in the desert. The sun is like fire, there is no water, no food, no oasis, advancing away from despair, retreating lifeless. Therefore, no one can share the real pain with you. You can only change it from one shoulder to the other.

9. People will meet about 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is 0.000049. So you don't love me, I don't blame you.

10, there will always be endless advantages and endless losses in the world. Good things can't always be shared by you, and you can't always be the unlucky guy. So, relax, look down, read it, put it down, stop thinking and comparing, and you will be relieved. If you have time to regret and compare, you might as well do something else and you will get more. Mood also has a cost, and it is the real loss to affect the present mood for some irreparable things.

1 1. Just because I don't sing love songs at the top of my lungs doesn't mean there are no heartbreaking moments.

12, if life is a glass of water, then pain is the dust falling in it. No one's life is always full of happiness, and there is always some pain that will torture our hearts. We can choose to calm our hearts and slowly precipitate those pains. If we keep stirring, pain will fill our lives. Therefore, even if dust falls into the glass of life, we should try our best to make every day clear.

It may be necessary to hesitate before making up your mind. However, once you make up your mind, you must go straight ahead.

14, please believe that the time that slipped away secretly made our faces aging, but enriched our lives. Please believe that the value of youth is not because of those young years, but because of that heart full of courage and enthusiasm, not afraid of injury, not afraid of giving, not afraid of love, not afraid of dreaming. Please believe that the passing of youth is not terrible, but the loss of that brave heart that loves life is terrible.

15, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition. -Zhang Ailing

16, people should not be a still life in a vase for people to watch, but the rhythm of dancing with the wind on the grassland. Life is not an arrangement, but a pursuit. The meaning of human beings may never be answered, but we should enjoy this unanswered life. Adeline Virginia Woolf

17, originally just wanted a hug, accidentally added a kiss, and then you found that you needed a bed, a suite, a certificate ... when you divorced, you remembered that you only wanted a hug. -Song Dandan

18, there will always be someone who stomps his feet in anger, makes you cry and makes you look like a madman, but as long as he says a word, you will laugh the sweetest.

19, you can't escape some constraints of truth, such as the conservation of quality, such as paying off debts, such as love is stronger than gold.

20. It is my destiny to regard you as my life.