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Are there any classic swear words?

I think "cursing" people is an art, not only to be cool, but also to be heard by the people you "scold". Not easy to attack. In addition, there is a man whose artistic name is "Curse". According to my years of comic experience, the "spit" in the comic book "Silver Soul" can be described as a classic. Excerpts: Miao: "If an apology can solve the problem, there will be no caesarean section in this world. Creditors should emphasize cleavage more, idiot! "A Miao's cleavage is something I have lived for eighteen years and never got out once!" "Oh, sorry, I couldn't get it out ..." God was happy. "I've never seen an adult treat a girl who was chased by hooligans from the ruins!" Silver Time "Ah, because our hearts are as young as teenagers-besides, the guy who can hold a motorcycle with one hand in this country is not called a girl, but a wild orangutan." God is very happy. "My family is very poor. I only have rice for three meals a day. At least one egg for three meals a day? No, it makes no difference. At that time, those guys came to me and said, "You work here, and you can eat salmon and tea soaked rice for three meals!" " "I heard that tempted. "Silver" what! Eat something different for at least three meals! "New Eight" is just a motorcycle and an umbrella, there is no need to be so persistent! In fact, I don't care what happens to motorcycles at all. The key is that there is a video tape borrowed yesterday in the car. At this rate, paying late fees will be a big problem. What should I do? "God is very happy". Don't worry about late fees, the money in the cash register will be available soon. "New Eight" you! ! Such a dirty heart is hidden in such clear eyes! ! "God is happy." What license do you need to hit someone with a car? "Silver" is obviously happy with a nosebleed ... Is my chocolate delicious? "God is happy" how can eating chocolate lead to nosebleeds? "Don't be stupid! ! There is an obvious sugar smell in the nosebleed! ! "God is happy." Nonsense, I just dug my nose too deep. " How can a girl of her age dig so deep! Are you a retiring policeman? ! ""New Eight ~ ~ Yin Shi, what are you doing? Let me go! " The new eight "don't! ! I don't want to be arrested alone! ! When you are in silver, you won't say, "Leave me alone, why don't you go first?" God is happy. "Leave me alone and go to hell!" "Are you kidding? I will take you with me even if I die! " When did you become a mother-in-law like a girl in Kyoto? You idiot, this is more than Kyoto. Where are all the girls who are not mothers-in-law? It's because you are not tolerant enough that you don't have a lady's favor! "Silver" is nonsense! If I am not born with curly hair, I must be a first-class woman! "Gui" relies on curly hair to cover up the sad man with inferiority! ! There is nothing to be sad about being in silver. Only when people are driven by inferiority will they move forward! ! "Earthwork" and so on, if you hit the princess, can you afford it! "Okita" I won't make a mistake! My nickname used to be sniper ... "Earthwork" Hey! That's just your wish! "Tian Chong" People who pursue their dreams can exert themselves more than those who catch them! Kulikan: How long has it been since I saw you? You've changed a lot. "Catherine" ... is so corny that only young girls will feel happy when they say that they have changed; For mature women, you should say "You are still the same as before". "Curikan" huh! It's the same as before ... "God is happy." Get on your knees ... fool. "The Silver Age&; New Eight "? "God is happy" Your heads are too high! Two poor soldiers! Call me the factory director! Isn't it cool to call "New Eight" Queen? Factory director! "God is happy" because the factory director is more productive than the queen! Call me skinny factory director! Factory director, did you buy toilet paper? "noodle stall owner" is no problem! The money will be paid! I'm ready! "God is happy" Don't lie, how can a guy who can only make such soba noodles get paid? Anyway, your life is dull. Hey, try to say-dull and heavy-dull and heavy-Silver Age, there is an old woman behind you who is going to be furious. "Chongtian"? Really? That must be grandma from the candy store. I forged the winning sign of popsicle several times before, and now I am very angry. What should I do? "Silver wig," he said. "That's disgusting ~" Gui "What are you talking about? That means you, paper. " Silver "it's you, wandering outside with a pale face!" " "You are laurel, a face of poverty for a lifetime. Give me back the food you stole from me! " Even if it's out of tune, I'll sing it to you! I'm sorry, I wasn't born with that kind of thing (cleavage). -A Miao Shen Le: I'm fine, I have an umbrella! Come on, Ding Chun, let's go to the river for a drink. There is no water there! In silvertime, Miss Schindler was hallucinating! Shenle: Dad, don't pull me. I want to drink water ... Yin Shi: I really can't help it. Forget it. I'll take you to that river to drink water. One: Why do you hallucinate? ! Wig, didn't I tell you to cut it off? Or take it off. Teacher, I can't cut it. Then take it off completely. Teacher, be careful that I sue you.