Funny personality signature when you get married in a bad mood in the future.

Living the life of Bajie, but wanting the figure of Monkey Brother, dreaming!

There is no fate between you and me. All because of my handsome support.

There are two on the earth, and you are still single.

Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you, and you can still lose your temper with such a lovely me.

You were born a big shot. You just suffered a little temporarily.

If you get married in the future, if it weren't for me, I would move next door to your house and be a quiet old king.

I often struggle between staying up late to copy my homework and going to bed early, and then choose to stay up late to play with my mobile phone.

I thought you would accompany me to the end, but you have to take a taxi in two steps.

The saddest thing is that your score is the ranking of Xueba and your ranking is the ranking of Xueba.

I finally understand that ugly people should read more books. No wonder everyone says I'm not cut out for reading.

The whole psychological process is. . . Lying in the trough is stupid. . Lying in the trough is more stupid

I want a warm hug, but you can only give me an expression!

Doraemon is the first creature in history with such a big face, so crowded and so cute.

According to research, the order of Chinese characters is uncertain. For example, when you read this sentence, you find that the words are all messed up.

I have no money and no influence, but if one day I get up, you won't even have a chance to kneel down.

Huluwa ~ ~ Huluwa ~ ~ Seven flowers on a vine ~ ~ Tell me you finished singing it.

Since I can play QQ, I found that my pinyin is getting better and better, and reading has no such effect. .

Do you want to kiss or chew your hand at home next Saturday?

Forgive me for coming all the way to buy spicy strips with money.

When I left my hometown, people could no longer drink well water.

Boyfriends don't need to be handsome, just cute and willing to go crazy with you.

When I am in a panic, I wish you were by my side, slapping me with RMB to calm me down.

I really want to go to the seaside when I am sad, but unfortunately there is no sea in my city.

It's not that I love staying up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

I like people who are kind to me when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.

Lonely people have to eat enough, which is why I am so fat.

Scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. I was taking a bath and thought someone was taking pictures of me.

Actually, I'm just waiting for me to get fat enough. I lose weight to surprise others.

What I am most worried about now is whether my future children will inherit my funny temperament.

Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

As a student, I hope the harder the topic, the better. I can't write it anyway. Being a master is enough.

I want to hold you deeply and accompany you through all the ups and downs.

I'm glad to meet you. Even if there is no future, there is nothing in the future.

I can't hide my love, my dark circles are telling you.

Only when things have changed can people know how to miss.

Love is not cherished by one person, but guarded by two people.

It's sunny and sunny. You say together, and I say I do.

Please don't blame me for being unclean. I can't see you without going through this.

I long for the kind of love that is good enough to get married.

Someone will still be nice to you, so that you don't have to travel around the world.

Your glance in the corner gave me the illusion that I was in a state of chaos.

I want to meet the love wind like dandelion.

Companionship is the longest confession and the most intimate waiting.

May someone accompany you from place to place, and always gently count the days against your wishes.

Holding the person you like is the best feeling.

May you hold an umbrella, just like holding a bunch of roses in your lover's eyes.

I haven't lost weight for so many years, just for your "take care" when we broke up.

You smell her perfume, I know it's not as expensive as mine.

The teenager knows that you are her dream, but she still wants to continue to love you until you let her give up ~

Summer homework: come tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, it is better to put them aside. And then what? School begins.

We are all stage players when we are in love, and we are all melodramatic dogs when we are lovelorn.

People like us who are ugly but like to look good deserve to be lonely.

When you are excited about your beauty, you don't know that you have reached the late stage of narcissistic cancer.

There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called complete incomprehension, a kind of multiple-choice question called looking to the right, and a kind of calculation question called crying while doing.

Love signature: the so-called love at first sight, but it starts with color; The so-called long-term love is just weighing the pros and cons.

Women are like bicycles. A good woman will only let one person ride, and a bad woman will let a hundred people ride.

I hope my heart is in harmony and I don't speak softly.

The best happiness is the care you give.

May you be as free as the wind.

You look so ordinary that I will be shocked to see you.

Will there be a second me and you on the second earth?

He said to me, I was wrong, I am a wave, but I love you?

Ten thousand good nights are better than putting you to sleep.

Because you weren't here, you were too lazy to remember, so you forgot.

Smile like a flower. I'll play for you.

I just like you to take care of me more. This makes me important.

Your gentleness is the strongest wine I have ever drunk.

My temper drove away many people, but left the most real one.

If you miss me, just call me and send me a message. Don't back down. Actually, I miss you, too.

Is life too long? Is there an end? Is this enough to take me away?

Two people take turns to pay, take turns to be moved, in order to love for a long time.

I hope the person you miss can say good night to you, and don't feel lonely when you are alone.

The best smell in the world is your smell when I hold you.

May you laugh often for the rest of your life, don't frown and don't think about him.

I want to warm a cup of tea for you for the rest of my life, and don't forget to go home when the evening breeze is weak.

There is a road called romance, and you give me a bright future.

I think I will put my heart away before I meet the right person.

May you work hard all your life, be loved all your life, have everything you want and let go of everything you can't get.

Only when I see your hand and accompany you to the ends of the earth can I feel at ease.

Fate has come to you, and I am destined to love you in this life.

People who don't want to make you frown will always make you mess around.

I think I deserve whatever I meet in the future.

You don't have to be loved, but you must love her.

A tornado named love blows me to your side.

If you can really open happiness for me, I am willing to abandon everything and be persistent for you.

Those vague little emotions have been precipitated by me forever.

When you say you miss me, I will hold you tight.

Love is the white hair of two people.

I don't want you to be so dazzling, I just want to hide you and secretly like you.

I thought I just thought.

Don't eat, touch, fuck or tease.

Don't be too irritable. Don't challenge my bottom line Why don't you try to move my things? I'm afraid you can't hold it even if I give it to you.

I want to pick a fruit from a deep alley and wait for the sun to make wine. There is a breeze in the sleeve of your shirt.

As soon as I reached out, I knew you wouldn't come with me, so I reached out and tripped you. You really stood up and chased me.

All the departures have been planned for a long time.

I would rather spend a short life with you than watch the vicissitudes of the world alone.

The word love is too pale to describe my feelings. I love you, I like you, I don't want you!

I'm willing to bet all my money just to make you happy by my side.

When I like you? Sorry, everyone looks like a rival in love to me.

I like you like a glass of water, hot, cold, cold and hot again. It is willful and always unwilling to waste.

I know that all I can do is long-term companionship.

If I may, I'd like to have a good look at you. Even if I can't be together, I have to prove that my eyes are good.

Are you okay? I am busy growing up.

I am a freak. I'm always grandiose.

This kind of weather is suitable for being in a daze, remembering and walking side by side with you.

Cherish it when you meet it. After all, it is not easy to meet people.

You are the most beautiful scenery in my heart. No matter how time flies, I don't want to miss you.

Too close, afraid of being rejected; If it is too far away, I am afraid of being forgotten.

It is only because we met and fell in love that it is unique.

I want to knit a gown in the distance to wrap the rest of my life for you and not be replaced.

If we meet at the wrong time, will you wait for me?

Without the original freshness, loving you has become a habit.

He is neither excellent nor charming. He is very ordinary. I just like him.

I'm afraid all the gentleness in my life is not enough for me to look at you.

May you meet the person who is willing to finish your life as soon as possible.

If you laugh forever, you won't be confused by infatuation with love and regret being your disciple.

I've never been here at your peak, and I won't leave you at your trough.

Please believe that as long as I live, you are an unforgettable dream.

I really want to hold you, smell you, put your chin on your shoulder and fall asleep.

Even if the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.

Don't be afraid, someone will stay up late with you, pick you up in the rain, and say I love you. Good will always be at the bottom of the box.

When you think the person you like likes you, it's usually that you think too much.

In fact, everyone is the first in grade when handing in blank papers together, so why kill each other?

I believe I can forget you and create a world without you alone.

If you are not wet behind the ears, I will show you the prosperity of the world. If your heart changes, I will take you to the carousel.