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Humor of a person wandering in the water; Tell me the sentence that mixing with water is suitable for making friends.

1, a person in the hospital infusion. The doctor asked me if I had anyone to accompany me, and I couldn't say anything sad and wronged. I really want to hold you and cry.

2. What is loneliness? Is a person in the hospital, infusion for eight hours every day, holding an infusion bottle to cook, blood back, and then not strong, only eager to be collected, cared for and loved.

It turns out that the hospitals in the motherland are so spectacular that there are no beds for infusion. At first glance, there is no margin and there are many people. A person's sad moment is gone forever.

It turns out that I can do so many things by myself. I can go to the hospital alone, I can queue up again and again to register for payment, I can go to infusion alone, I can wait for three bottles of intravenous drip, and I can walk back alone.

5, sick, a person to infusion, and then met a gentle school doctor, a mother, and two warm younger brothers in infusion, every time the needle water is gone, help me call a doctor. I suddenly feel sick.

6. I thought I was strong, and I didn't know what loneliness was until I was sick and had no one to accompany me and rely on.

7. I was sick for a week, and finally it was the last day of infusion. I had four injections. I will definitely drink more water, eat more fruits and vegetables and not eat snacks in the future.

8. I hate being sick. Hate to drink medicine. Hate injections. I hate infusion, I hate everything, but I'm short of someone.

9. It's still mastitis. I regret that I didn't prevent and treat it early. I always thought that such a thing would not happen to me. I was alone in the hospital for emergency infusion, thinking about the crying of the child on the phone, and my tears kept flowing downwards.

10, a person should not learn from other people's diseases, no one will help you call the nurse for intravenous drip, and I don't know when to return blood. Today, I was forced to be hospitalized for intravenous drip, and a person dragged the infusion pole around the hospital looking for a nurse.

1 1, whatever you are afraid of. I am most afraid that when a person is infusion, there is a couple accompanying the bed in a ward. I was deeply abused today. Bitter.

12, how happy it is to have the closest relative by your side when you are alone in the hospital for infusion, so that you won't panic and be grateful. I will never live up to my expectations, and the more frustrated I am, the braver I am!

13, to tell the truth, I stayed in the hospital for almost six hours, and I wanted to watch TV. I sleep next door without headphones. I want to read a novel, but I feel that my eyes can't see clearly. Want to sleep, a person dare not.

14, the home is a mess, and my poor husband is alone in the hospital and wants to go back to Beijing to see her husband. At least both sides are peaceful.

15, as it turns out, infusion is a good loss. Don't play with your mobile phone with a big face. Operate it with one hand. It's a trivial matter to hit your face and nose, but it's not good to hit flowers and plants! !

16, I'm still a little scared today. I'm afraid of taking medicine, injections and infusions, and even more afraid of surgery. I don't like all the feelings of being a patient.

17, I was sick these two days and had a fever with gastroenteritis, so I needed infusion and injection. Come on, really having a good figure is more important than anything else.

18, accompany a friend to the hospital. I hope someone can accompany you when you are sick.

19, in the middle of the night, Friendship Hospital, accompanied by the infusion of the child's father, who was so delicate that he was sick like a child.

20. The final exam is intermittent for half a month and stays up until two o'clock every day. I began to get sick on the first day of the holiday, and my left arm cramped due to infusion, which was painful to death.

2 1, it's a shame to drink and transfuse. I want to quit the Jianghu.

22. I hope that one day in the future, you are sick and I will give you an infusion and injection! I am the one who cooks porridge for you by your side! It's still me who laughs at the scenery with you!

23, low immunity, sick infusion, children have a cold and fever. If I can't sleep, I will always be with you. Women are weak, but mothers are strong.

I may be allergic to summer. Every summer, I get sick, take medicine and infusion 10 thousand times.

25. After three days of continuous infusion, I have to take time to assess the long-distance running and want to take a vacation for myself.

26. I didn't want someone to accompany me during infusion, but when I wanted to go to the toilet, I found that no one gave me an infusion bag.

27, three hours of infusion, arranged. I really dare not move now.

28. You think it's good for your child to get sick once. Later, it was found that this was the beginning of a nightmare, so being a doctor didn't study hard really made the patient sick.

29. Being sick makes you sentimental. If you were sick before, you went to the hospital to give yourself an infusion. There is nothing wrong with sticking to it!

30. I got urticaria in the middle of the night and went to the hospital for infusion. The mood is only so depressed.

3 1, take medicine consciously when you are sick. I haven't used it to take medicine since I was a child. Not afraid of injections and infusions is really a highlight of me.

32. In a sense, I may be left-handed, so the next time you want to inject blood and needles, please tie up your right hand and kneel down!

33. Once, the infusion was cold, and it was always cold. I am short of money in my life, and all I lose is money.

34, infusion, I didn't go in for the first time, I retreated a little, I went in again, I didn't go in, I tried again, and it was the same. Finally, I changed my hands and plunged into it. It hurts, alas, the blood vessels are thin.

35, sick for many days, infusion to take medicine, feeling weak to death.

36. It's really not easy to raise a baby. The baby's repeated illness and infusion is also a high fever, and the mother's mentality has collapsed.

37. I stayed alone in the hospital for three hours. When I came home, the street lamp was on and he was not there.

38, infusion for three days, hands into trotters. I don't want to experience it again in my life. My wife is in too much pain.

39. I haven't been sick for many years by infusion and injection for acute gastroenteritis. Get better soon.

40, infusion is boring, poor and sick, really penniless.

4 1, the way the baby is sick and infused really makes me feel heartbroken and suffocated.

42. I hate hospitals, I hate getting sick, I hate infusion, I hate taking medicine, but all the doctors I meet are good.

43, cold infusion injections to take medicine, this is the price of winter.

44. I got sick at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, went to the hospital for blood test and infusion, and had a terrible headache, which made my mother cry.

45. I haven't had an infusion for several years. I lost twice in the past six months. I take medicine every day, and it has become a medicine jar.

46, after giving birth to a child, the resistance is seriously reduced! Caught a cold twice! Blood transfusion can be good! I've never had an infusion for a cold before!

47. I don't feel well, the serious kind. The doctor said it would be nice if the infusion was given regularly every day.

48. I felt better last night, but I got up very badly in the morning. I feel a little cold and uncomfortable. I hope the infusion will come soon and have a good sleep.

49. Caught a cold! Your eyes are crying! Have a fever! In the hospital! Did you get an injection? Infusion! Scared to cry! Ha ha! Comfortable this time!

50, health is a bank, happiness is interest, be kind to yourself, don't be like me.