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Speaking of ugly.
Speaking of ugly.
First, I am Yan Kong, a senior who knows his ugliness. Every time I see my sister with long legs on the road, I will walk behind her until I go in a different direction. When I see a tall, thin and good-looking little brother, I will pretend to look at his face often. It's not like nobody's chasing me. It's just that people have good and ugly faces, and good-looking personalities are not good. What beautiful and blind little brother can have a crush on me?
Second, the world is ugly, so ugly people will be looked down upon.
Third, buy oranges at roadside stalls and pick a few that sell well. The boss picked up some spotted ones and said, handsome boy, this ugly one is actually sweeter. I have a feeling: Is it because oranges think they are ugly that they try to make themselves sweeter? The boss was slightly stunned and said, no, I want to sell out early and go home.
Fourth, is it ugly or will the camera be ugly? Why can some ugly people attend?
Five, I think, ugliness comes first, you can maintain your marriage by showing off your life and your man. Suddenly feel.
6. I don't think it's such a good place, but I'm really not as sad as before when I came here. Apart from the bad idolization, there are so many beautiful girls on the street who are not good-looking, and I don't have the shameful inferiority complex as before. I need to work harder, even if it is ordinary, but I can evolve better! I wish I could hug my handsome boy. I think he misses him most.
Seven, maybe it's really a matter of appearance. What's wrong with me? That's weird. Maybe not.
Eight, being accused of ugly, poor clothes, not worthy of your son. Who is at home is not a baby.
I don't like people telling me that you are actually beautiful. I think this sentence means that you are not good-looking, but don't feel inferior. I want to comfort you. Will you get rid of the facts and say, wow, you are so beautiful, which makes people feel really beautiful?
Ten, just like my brain is not good, I still choose to take the postgraduate entrance examination. What is the reason for not looking good? Girls! Come on! ! !
I'm superficial, no matter how good your strength is, I won't take it if you don't look good. Isn't it good for a girl group and a beautiful little sister? Why do you have to choose a few people like T?
In this world, ugliness can be repaired, but only brains can't. Everything will be taken away by others except your knowledge and brain.
XIII. Create 10 1. Some young ladies sing well, listen well and watch it several times. It's really a sin. In the afternoon, I also talked with Caicai about some ugly faces.
Fourteen, want to have sex, the first thing is to look good. If you don't look good, you can participate in China's good voice. Girls in idolize, wash your eyes and wake up.
15. I have no confidence since I was a child, probably because I can't talk like others, and I'm not good-looking, and no one has ever looked up to me, but I feel more and more that I'm actually one in a million.
Sixteen, today is also an ugly day for losers, playing games, cooking and eating.
17. Why do some girls meet single-minded boyfriends when they are ugly? It feels like a world problem.
When I was in primary school, I was isolated for a while. Why are you isolated? I don't know. I really don't know. Maybe the teeth are irregular and ugly? It was really lonely at that time, and no one wanted to play with me. At first, one or two girls didn't like me, then a group, and finally almost the whole class.
The young invigilator who took the exam yesterday seems to be the first person I like. He is not very pretty, but he has a good voice. He choked as soon as he entered the examination room.
Say I am photogenic, then I will be photogenic. Better than being ugly and photogenic. hahaha.
Twenty-one, it really stinks. I don't like others to think that others are not good-looking. It's not like jb went to talk to someone else about bb. You have a special mouth all day. What China needs most is a smelly girl and a smelly boy. My special code is to make Cindy debut.
An obviously ugly narcissistic remark.
An ugly but narcissistic sentence (1) 1. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament, and I was recognized by the first batch of *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System, with hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
2. Look in the mirror and say, hey, it looks so good without looking in the mirror. The mirror has exploded.
There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good ~! ! !
Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.
I really envy you that there is a handsome and witty me in your friend list.
6. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.
7. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.
8. Why don't I have an amazing deskmate, but my deskmate does?
9. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so he pushed me forward and smiled: "Don't think that you have become more handsome, so I don't know you?
10. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.
1 1. Turn around when they meet, and no one can see the expressions on their faces clearly.
12. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I turned my head and wiped it! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.
13. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !
14. I dare not even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!
15. finally, the court announced the verdict: "it's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
16. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!
17. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
18. Go all the way to the red line and stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.
19. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.
20. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.
An ugly but narcissistic sentence (2)1. Suddenly, because of you, my mobile phone is actually more useful.
22. I wake up by myself every morning.
23. The Party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?
24. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.
25. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.
26. feelings are like this. If you hurt others, consciously or unconsciously, someone will always hurt you.
27. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.
28. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
29. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.
30. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.
3 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.
32. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.
33. The child's words are unscrupulous, and what he blurts out is an unthinking story, which outlines a full but affectionate ID.
34. I was born to do great things.
35. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.
36. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?
I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.
38. I am not cool at all, but I am beautiful.
39. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.
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Suddenly I want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lewd life freely.
2. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.
The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.
Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me, I am so beautiful.
5. Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
6. Life is a mobile person, and death is a mobile soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?
7. You should think clearly before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.
8. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?
9. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket, there will only be one winner. However, I am happier than winning the third prize of my smile and winning 5 million.
10. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...
1 1. I am handsome, with delicate facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.
12. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.
13. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul. This view is not good.
14. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.
15. Every beautiful and pure love on campus was destroyed in the name of puppy love.
16. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.
17. A fallen star can't dim the splendor of the starry sky, and a flower can't ruin the whole spring.
18. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such beautiful people in this world?
19. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!
20. The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.
2 1. I want to be a vegetable who doesn't hurt, itch, care, speak, pretend or abuse myself.
22. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.
23. If I die, how will you live?
24. Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare you say that you are cow dung? ...
25. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?
It is always too easy to trust others, so I am willing to be cheated.
I don't expect to understand, I just need you to listen to me attentively.
28. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!
29. Don't press the video until it comes up. You think your TV, if you press it, people will go out. Call me if you need anything, and call me if you don't need anything.
30. The child's words are unbridled, and the words blurted out are unthinking. They outlined a flawed but affectionate id. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.
3 1. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.
32. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, it's your fault to be so handsome." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.
I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.
34. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.
35. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.
36. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.
37. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.
38. I am handsome, please don't look.
39. Yes, I am that handsome.
40. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.
4 1. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.
42. I feel sorry for every unhappy child who is still laughing.
43. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I feel someone beside me. I'll wipe it as soon as I turn around! What a handsome face. I was startled and calm. It turned out to be a mirror.
44. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.
45. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.
46. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.
47. Anger in Jacky Cheung, shame in Andy Lau! !
48. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.
49. I want to keep a low profile, but they always clap and yell at me.
There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?
Classic Quotations of 20xx Negative Energy
1, don't treat negative energy as negativity and hatred. In fact, its function is to inspire, and it is actually reality.
People who talk about life, society and morality every day often have low wisdom. Truly savvy people take these ideas for granted, internalize them into their own actions, and succeed in the material world.
3. Both the boss and the leader know very well who can be promoted. For those who can't do it, they will continue to encourage and give them hope.
After ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth.
When I was young, I always lacked a correct understanding of myself. Sometimes I feel superior and broad-minded, and sometimes I feel useless and ordinary and incompetent. After growing up, I experienced a lot, and gradually got to know myself, only to find myself useless and ordinary and incompetent.
6. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it can't be solved tomorrow.
7. Autumn is the harvest season. The harvest of others is success and happiness, and your harvest is to realize that not everyone will be successful and happy.
8. Opportunities rained down on me and I flashed by. ...
9. Many people find that they can't compete with others on the issues of money and women, so they begin to try to make a fuss about morality and life.
10, the limitation of poor students is not just a platform problem. Poor birth means that your parents are not doing well, either. Maybe the word "no" is written in your genes.
1 1. Sensitive? The same thing is more likely to be regarded as a setback than others. What is fragility? The same frustration produces more negative emotions than others. What is depression? It takes more time and energy than others to recover from the same negative emotions. What is the weak? Sensitive, fragile and depressed people
12, healthy parents can support themselves, and a few friends who can speak freely can enjoy these happy things-so being better than others, the need for social recognition is highlighted.
13, some people have worked hard all their lives to squeeze into the third-rate society from the fourth-rate society.
14, 30 years old, most of them are stuck in junior positions, and their existing jobs can't be promoted, and they can't afford the time cost of changing careers. It may be too late to go to school again. Their parents began to get sick, and their income was limited and they had no savings. The greater pain is to see those who have no background, but work hard and are smart, and those who have little achievement and background, begin to live a noble life.
15. Some young people shape their image of high-end income through high-end consumption.
16, people who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.
17, some young people go to work in some large state-owned enterprises and institutions as soon as they graduate. They don't have to do anything but eat and drink every day, and the welfare benefits are extremely good. Before they struggled in life, they began to support their ideals and enjoy the privileges of the people's elite. For such a young man, I just want to ask you four words: where to submit your resume?
18, my parents have always attached great importance to my moral education. When I came to the society, I treated people according to what my parents taught me, but I found that I was not liked by others.
19, bragging is the nature of some people. When they have nothing to say about some topics, they will joke about foreign aid: I have a friend who is more experienced than you. The subtext is that as his friend, he can't be bad.
20. I think you can't do better than others even if you put aside the birth factor.
2 1, when I was young, I did nothing, sometimes I felt sorry for myself, sometimes I was decadent, and sometimes I tried my best to run a relationship, but my life never improved. You were miserable until you were 30. He asked excitedly: What about after 30 years old? Is there a turning point? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: After thirty years old ... you start to get used to it.
22. Losers hate those whose lives are better than their own.
23. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think you were so good.
Do not lose weight. You are ugly not only because you are fat.
25. Stop asking me how to buy shoes! That's because women are single-minded, so they can only focus on shoes!
26. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be clean, tidy and even exquisite, which is the basic and dignity of your life, regardless of gender. The more you live, the more you understand the positive aspects of judging people by their appearances. You are ashamed of your past selves and encourage each other.
27, you know, in fact, I have always liked you, like you for a long time! Can you believe it? I lied to you.
28. If you want to commit suicide, don't spread it around and tell others why. Give you applause and praise? Everyone is too busy to take care of you.
29. When you are upset, say something to yourself. If you are depressed again, you deserve to die.
30. I have always said that money is not important at all. I can live well without money. People simply laugh at not having much money when they were young. It doesn't matter if you can't live an ideal life when your wife and children are not confused. Don't you blame yourself? At this time, you can still smile and say that money is not important. Put your arms around you and slap yourself.
3 1, those who have been clamoring for me to do is to care about other people's shit and watch, do you really think it's someone else's problem? Don't be naive. If you want to live a good life, you must change yourself, or you deserve to be isolated.
32. Don't just go forward and look back. You lost a lot.
Laziness is a good excuse. It seems that if you are diligent, you can really do great things.
34, a person for a long time, even like a person is so difficult.
35. Many young people are always confused about the world outlook and outlook on life. The crux is that I think too much and read too little.
36. Another day has passed. How was your day? Did you dream?
37. There is nothing wrong with this world. You are ugly and have no money.
38. People who are ugly are not necessarily good. Just because of long-term loneliness, I sometimes treat people as crazy.
39. Many people actually have no positive energy. Just like reading a good book tomorrow, it's just a good wish. It's just a bluff to claim that you have it every day.
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