Funny sentences of Valentine's Day

The funny sentences of Valentine's Day are:

1, why is it Tanabata again? Why do I have a girlfriend again? I just want to be alone. Why is it so difficult!

My room is full of Valentine's Day gifts. I'm not Gao Fushuai, I'm just a lazy tour guide.

3. Lovers' Valentine's Day and the enemy's Di Renjie.

Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata. Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

5. On Tanabata, we should do something good and break up a piece of paper with chocolate in the supermarket.

6. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother.

7. Every year on Tanabata, you are all celebrating Tanabata, but I am drinking 7-up.

8. This year's Tanabata doesn't accept gifts, only boyfriends.

9. I'm going to see my parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

10, no date on Valentine's Day, no confession on April Fool's Day. Tomb-Sweeping Day had better be worshipped.