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Decorate a house (prose)

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? When my daughter 1 1 was years old, she decorated the old house at home. Because there was no place to live, my husband found an acquaintance and moved to a place to stay temporarily. He doesn't charge rent and is close to home. In the process of decoration, buy your own materials and hire temporary workers. I don't feel particularly troublesome. It took only four months from the beginning to the completion of the house. In order to save money, I cleaned myself and moved in, and I have lived there ever since. As my daughter grows up, the house becomes narrower and narrower. In addition, I have lived on the first floor for a long time and entered the rainy season. The ground is wet and my clothes are wet. Especially in winter, I can't see the sun because the house is blocked by camphor trees that grow taller and taller along the road. Clothes are mostly dry in the shade. For many reasons, the housing problem must be considered. Tall buildings are being built everywhere in this city. I've always wanted to buy a house in other places. I've seen many places and I don't like them. Considering that my current place of residence is close to shopping malls, food markets and work places, I have living habits. So I have never left here. Last year, I heard that the house on the fifth floor was for sale, but it has been almost 30 years since it was built. My husband has been hesitating to buy. Finally, we reached an agreement and bought it. First, considering that the roof of the house can be covered with board houses, put some things that are not commonly used. Second, there is no shortage of sunshine for drying clothes. Third, the room has good lighting. But the bad thing is that the floor is high, and it is also a problem to go up the stairs with age. On second thought, I'd better not consider these for the time being. I bought it, enjoyed it for several years, and then lived on the first floor when I was older.

I have quarreled with my husband many times since I bought it. He kept blaming me. The fifth floor is high, and it will be old in the future. The girl won't come back to live, and the house is not easy to handle. He is absorbed in the past and the future. Alas, it makes me sick and tired.

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? Because the house is the top floor, the previous owner made the roof waterproof and made the insulation layer with cement bricks and asbestos tiles, which is not bad, but the roof is full of firewood and garbage, and it costs money to clean the floor. We paid another 3000 yuan to clean the Spark Moving Company for one day. In the process of cleaning up, I thought that the removed cement bricks could be reused, so I called my husband who was studying at the city party school to discuss, but he refused to agree. I didn't ask the workers to move downstairs. However, at that time, the agreed salary was a lot, and I was transferred to the unit. But when he came back, he changed his mind, saying that if he built a house on the roof with bricks again, it would be forbidden for others to know about the public roof, and it would add weight and cost more money to the house below. Usually be careful, he is afraid of spending money, so there is no agreement. Makes me very angry.

Clean up the roof and forget about the past. I think the neighbors also built board houses on the roof. I have thought about it, but building a house is very troublesome. There are network cables everywhere on the roof, which are useful and useless, and they are big at first sight. I found a mobile company, a telecom company, and China Unicom, and said all the good things, asking them to identify their network cables, keep them well, standardize the useful ones for me, cut off the useless ones on the spot, ask them to move the network cable box to an unaffected position, and ask the owner downstairs to move the solar energy. Just cleaned the roof. I feel comfortable, too All this has been done, but there is another problem. Due to the aging of external wall cables, the materials used in board houses are very influential and unsafe. The owner of the board house has come to see it several times. Their suggestion is to cut the cable first, then cut a piece, and then connect the materials upstairs. My husband thinks it's dangerous to do this, but he gave up the idea for safety reasons. Half a month later, after many twists and turns, my husband asked them to change this line through the power company. They agreed, saying that they would wait until the holiday and could not cut off power during work. He also said that it is necessary to get the approval of the leaders of the county administrative bureau to do a good job as soon as possible. My husband also found the leader of the executive board and had a meal with the leaders of two units. They agreed to do it in the next few weeks, but we waited week after week, but there was still no action. At that time, my husband was studying at the city party school. After the research, he found two units, and they finally changed lines in a weekend.

? The line has been changed. Next, we contacted the boss and started to build a board house. A week later, the board house was finished. I also used the holiday to tidy up the things in the board house. Although I don't care about them, it's ok to put something unusual on the surface. In order to save money, I worked hard to move the cement bricks upstairs from the fifth floor to the first floor. 40 trips back and forth, * * * moved 66 cement bricks. I didn't feel any pain in my legs during the movement. When I went to work the next day, my legs were not mine at all. I'm stiff all over, and it's hard to go up and down the stairs. Fortunately, it recovered after two or three days. The rest, I hired two workers, moved for another day, and took care of them for a meal at noon, each with a salary of 150.

? Just after beginning of spring this year, the house on the fifth floor started construction. I want to design a bathroom in the board room, put the washing machine on the roof, and hang the clothes on it after washing. So we found a hydropower master and a mason. That day, the plumber began to design the sewer pipe and prepared to connect the wires of the board house the next day. What we never expected was that on the same night, the building on the roof was reported by others. I know it must be someone who lives in this building. They are extremely enthusiastic when facing you, but they will stab you in the back. They still reflected the situation in the city through the market hotline. The city contacted the county urban management bureau again. On the same day, the Urban Management Bureau came and contacted us. It was really sad, so the house was closed again.

? I have a nephew who works in urban management. He told me that the other person was a woman, who spoke quickly and had a soft voice. What's more, the other party is still using the internet phone number, and I can't find out the name of this person. I have been looking for it myself, but there is no result. I can't guess who it is. Well, if I can record it, maybe I can tell, but I can't give him any trouble. Have to stop working. What is hateful is that the woman came through the market hotline for the second time and insisted on being moved away by the urban management bureau, which made people restless. Households on both sides of us have built board houses for rent to make money. They don't have proper jobs, but unlike us, they are managed by one unit. Helpless, although it was built upstairs, it has been neglected.

? The other is the house decoration on the fifth floor. In order to decorate the house, I said I would take a part-time job and do it quickly, so I could finish it in February and March. Husband said to find a company to implement half-package, so you don't have to worry so much. I will go with him. Let's have half a pack. The house started on the Gregorian calendar 10 last year. During this period, it entered the winter, and it was flat and stopped for two months, afraid of rising. But it is not until now that it has entered the woodworking stage. First, there are many houses contracted by local construction companies, and they are too busy. So every time you finish a work, you will stop construction elsewhere. The house has been delayed for almost a year, and I am in a hurry. I didn't rush them when I thought about where to live.

When it comes to home wardrobes, my husband and I have different ideas. He said we should order them. I want to buy a board and make it at home. One is to save money, and the other is to choose environmentally friendly materials. After thinking for a long time, he also agreed to let the master do it at home. However, in the process of looking for a master, we had another disagreement with him. The carpenter contacted by relatives before, I contacted the master when the house was wired. He only came home this year and said he would come back when the floor tiles in the kitchen and bathroom were laid. When everything went well, I texted him, but he never answered. I told my husband about it, and he was very angry and said, can't you find another master? Find another one. I know I'm working as a carpenter in the house next door, so I'll visit his house. I saw the master doing it when I entered the door. Two days later, I went to see the wardrobe and shoe cabinet. I just didn't see the owner. I wrote down the carpenter's phone number through the master's house. The owner's surname is Wang. When I got home, I asked my husband again. With his consent, I contacted Master Wang to watch it at home. When I left, the master said, I will finish the work there in five days. If you don't change it, contact me. These three days, my husband has another idea. I am very unhappy to say that the ceiling master can make a wardrobe. You don't need a ready-made master, you have to find someone else. After listening to his words, I was particularly angry and worried. I said, whatever I do, I told you, and you agreed, and I found it. I know that his blood pressure is high, his heart is bad, his temper is short, and he doesn't care about it, so it hurts. I contacted Master Yang on the ceiling again. One day at noon, Master Yang walked into the room, took a look and asked several questions. He also said that he was too busy to promise me. I asked again, how long do you need? He said at least half a month, but he wasn't sure. I heard there was no result for a long time. Don't want to ask again, he went on to say, you buy your own materials and hire a good master to do it. The craft is better. Don't mess things up. I am telling the truth. As soon as I listened to the conversation, I felt that Master Yang was very responsible and considerate of his family everywhere. He is a good host ... I told my husband every word what Master Yang said, and my husband thought he still wanted to ask him to do it.

? The next morning, I quickly contacted Master Yang by phone. Master Yang finally agreed and said that he would come and do it for us in a week. Shun husband, I am also comfortable. On the third day, Master Wang, the carpenter next door, called back five days later. He said that he was busy with his work there, and he came to take my measurements. I'm sorry to say on the phone, sorry, is there a ceiling project in the house? For convenience, I asked them to do it together. Just refuse master Wang. Hung up the phone, I have always been sincere and trustworthy, and my nature is kind, and my heart is particularly uncomfortable. Unexpectedly, I turned down Master Wang. The next morning, Master Yang, who gave me the ceiling, came home early in the morning and brought his master, which meant he didn't have time to make it for me. Please ask this master to help me do it. I was angry. Since you promised, why didn't you do it again? My husband means to let the master introduced by Master Yang do it, but I just don't agree. I contacted Master Wang again. Just as Master Wang refused to take this job, he promised to do it for me. The next morning, I came to my house to measure the area. In the afternoon, I brought my tools into the house and went to the store with me to buy materials and start working.

? Because there was no communication between the two sides about the size of the bookcase, and Master Wang took the initiative and was not a good consultant. He made the wardrobe without our consent. I didn't know it was European. Not to mention the salary, the material cost 13800, but what my husband has been dissatisfied with is the bookcase, which is larger in size. When he found that he was not satisfied, Master Wang had finished the bookcase frame and pasted the back on the wall. Since the bookcase didn't meet my husband's requirements, he has been depressed, angry and blaming me. Alas, the bookcase is not ready, which is a knot in his heart. Arguing with him again and again also made me disheartened. The house has not been installed yet, and my heart is already scarred. No matter how big the house is, life is uncomfortable.

There is also a roof board house, which has not been built since someone reported it. Just last week, the county suddenly came to the policy, because the provincial leaders went to our county to carry out research and stayed in high-end hotels. When he got up in the morning, he stood at the window and looked out. He found that most of the roofs of the county were prefabricated houses and sheds for growing vegetables, which attracted the attention of provincial leaders. He felt very unsightly. So I asked for rectification. Last Friday, the county held a meeting. At the meeting, the main leaders of the county demanded that all roofs with board houses and vegetables should be unplugged and standardized as required. .........

After half a month, the policy came out. Fortunately, only the roof of the board house was painted dark gray.

? Alas, before I enjoyed the house, a series of questions came. I am too sad to speak.

(Written on the morning of 202 1.5. 17)