How to say humorous sentences about hurting friends?

1. In life, you should have a close friend who doesn’t talk much but knows everything about you. There should be a harmful friend who talks a lot but can relieve your depression.

2. There is a difference between a bad friend and a friend. Harmful friends speak ill of you in front of you, and friends dislike you behind your back.

3. The so-called harming friends is to find a picture of me that is good but that you took, and post it on Weibo, and by the way, shamelessly say: "Oh, I didn't take the picture well!" .

4. Everyone has a few bad friends. They always ask you to meet in places with questionable sanitary conditions, drinking cheap beer and eating rotten seafood.

5. The most satisfying thing in life is to hurt one or two friends, boil a pot of Canglan wine, chat about the gossip in the city, and expose each other's old stories.

6. Not all harmful friends fit into this category. There are often a series of combinations and changes in their behavior, which are very subtle.