Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - When people say who you are, how should you answer?

When people say who you are, how should you answer?

1, which onion do you ask me? You are not even an onion. At least edible, nutritious. What about you?

The humble answer is often: I don't know which one I am!

3. Answer: Which one do you say I am? !

4. The last turn, I am the green onion in 2 yuan.

5. Onions you can't reach.