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Biaoyu composition
There is a beautiful clock with an hour hand, a minute hand and a second hand. They are all good brothers.
One day, Secondhand said to the hour hand, "Brother Secondhand, look at you. You run slowly and you are fat. Look at me again. I am thin and long. I run fastest in the clock! " The hour hand listened and said nothing.
The second hand didn't say anything when it saw the hour hand, but challenged the minute hand and said, "Second brother! I ran around, and you only ran a small space, just like big brother. "
The minute hand is very angry. It said angrily to the second hand, "I run one grid for one minute, you run one lap for one minute, and Big Brother runs one lap for one hour."
The clock is no longer a quiet clock, and the minute hand and the second hand are fighting. At this time, the hour hand said, "Don't argue,' the feet are shorter and the inches are longer'. You each have your own strengths, but you also have shortcomings! How can you only see your own advantages? "
The second and minute hands bowed their heads in shame, and the hour hand said, "Only when we unite can we tell people the exact time!" " "
At this time, you will never hear the noise of the clock again. It will only tell you what time it is, minutes and seconds.
Both inside and outside are saying that anger is a good medicine for premature aging. There is no anger in my expression pack. Usually I always look at everything with a smile.
I looked at the ants on the ground and saw that they were struggling to move rice, but they were still struggling step by step. I was moved by their persistence, and I was happy. Suddenly, a classmate came running, stepped on the ant, stepped on it hard, and turned away after stepping on it. At this time, other students saw this messy crime scene, but they blamed me for stepping on ants. I was so depressed that I frowned and explained, "I didn't step on it, obviously it was her!" " "Say that finish, finger to classmates. But everyone said in unison, "No, we saw you step on it!" " "I have mixed feelings in my heart, suppressing my anger and telling myself: this is just a misunderstanding, nothing, smile, ten years old, give yourself a smile and think like this, and the anger gradually subsided.
There is a teacher surnamed Huang who teaches mathematics. No matter how naughty the students are, they will not be angry. They always tell students with a smile that they should be responsible for themselves. The teacher himself, on the other hand, continued to give lectures with a smile.
Anger is the root of all evil. I don't lose my temper when I am nervous, but many people often say: children are unfilial and parents are angry; Parents are angry when children don't study hard; No one gave up his seat, and the old man was very angry. What is even more ridiculous is that we are always angry with people close to us. I feel sorry for them, because anger is one of the causes of all murders!
I don't like anger, anger conveys negative energy, and I never want anger in my expression pack!
I am a little hedgehog, and everyone likes me very much, because my expression is rich, happy and full of hope, but I have never despaired.
That time, I walked along the forest avenue and enjoyed the leisure time in the afternoon. Suddenly, a huge and bright thing fell. "Is it the sun?" I immediately curled up into a ball, and with a bang, I turned around. It turned out that a big bright red apple was stuck in my thorn, and it slept firmly on my back. I rolled around in a hurry, but I didn't expect the apple to sink deeper. The little squirrel rushed to help me. It twisted left and right, and the apple was still stuck on my back. "It's really annoying," I thought to myself. I rolled left and right, jumped up and rolled left and right. It was not until my back ached that I took down the apple and unconsciously rolled into the goat's territory. It was lunch time, and the goat said, "May I have this apple?" So the goat ate all the apples at once. I ran to my home excitedly. It was small but warm. Looking back on today's events, I think it was the spirit of perseverance and never giving up that brought me back to my warm home.
Ha ha! Nothing is difficult in the world. You can overcome it as long as you dare to climb. In my expression pack, there will never be despair!
In crowded cities and thriving restaurants, there is only kitchen work, and there is no rest time. There are many members in the kitchen, including Brother Dao, Grandpa Guo, Grandma Guo, Brother Refrigerator, and Miss Juicer who sings very well. ...
On this rare day, the restaurant finally had a holiday. Kitchenware people have long been tired of their jobs and decided to take advantage of this rare holiday to release their pressure and emotions for many days and get together for a grand dance.
The clever rice cooker doctor suggested that the kitchen should be decorated into a gorgeous restaurant, and everyone should wear all kinds of strange clothes and attend the ostentation and extravagance of the dance. Early in the morning, everyone began to decorate the kitchen together and then went home to dress up. It was not until the opening music started that everyone gathered in a hurry. Some kitchen utensils talk about everything in the world, some dance to music, some play happily, and some kitchen utensils are singing a song! The kitchen has never been so lively. The most wonderful performance is the ensemble of Miss Juicer, Chopsticks Brothers, Chopsticks Brothers and Knife Brothers. The beautiful singing voice of Miss Juicer, coupled with the difficult performance of the band, pushed the dance activities in the restaurant to a climax, which can never be forgotten. ...
"Dong! Hey! " When the next performance was about to begin, I vaguely heard the sound of an alarm clock. The noisy alarm clock woke me up, and I realized that it was just a dream and an interesting fable. But because of this dream, I realized that the kitchen world was so interesting!
I am a sunny and lively girl. I have long black hair and a pair of flexible hands. Because I don't pay attention to my posture, my bright big eyes wear glasses, but I am still very happy. I like painting, dancing, playing the piano, playing the flute, English and so on, but I like dancing, painting and playing the piano best. Dance can bring happiness and joy to people, painting can enrich my imagination, improve my aesthetics, and playing the piano makes me more persistent and strong. This is me in front of everyone, on the outside.
But my mother often said that I was "duplicitous". What am I in my bones? Sometimes, my temper can be very stubborn. When I can't do the problem, I will ask my parents the answer. I can't use my brain and think. I'm sloppy, too Every time I finish my homework, my desk is in a mess, and all the books are lying on it, which is very messy.
At school, in class, I am like a good girl, listening attentively; After class, I am like a crazy girl, playing on the big playground; At home, I am still a tomboy.
This is me, a "duplicity" girl. I hope to correct my bad places in the future and be a perfect girl.
I remember one year, my mother and I discussed whether we could buy a telephone meter. My mother said, you are too young to buy it! Knowing such a mean answer, I think my mother must not love me.
Father heard this conversation and understood something. Later, he advised his mother, "She is still young, so ..." Her mother didn't listen to her father carefully, so she interrupted him. "If you don't buy it, you won't buy it. How can there be so many reasons! " After that, I left our father and daughter and went out. My tears flowed down disappointingly again, and I couldn't help sighing: alas! Mom doesn't care about me anymore!
One night, I heard a box in my mother's room. I used to watch it. Isn't this the mobile phone watch I always wanted? Looking back on my previous misunderstanding of my mother, I feel very guilty. The next morning, my mother took out my favorite watch and was very happy! Keep praising mom.
I took it to school and watched every step of the production. I was afraid that the hand-made kitten would break down. I heard my classmates say that my watch was made with great care and felt that my mother was really great, which really made me unforgettable.
Although it has been two years, I still understand that my mother has always been concerned about me, and this concern is full of her concern about whether I can bear the problem. It turns out that my mother's love for me is hidden in a seemingly ordinary but extraordinary watch!
This is a bustling city, with many tall buildings, floating and noisy.
She is undoubtedly a shining star embedded in this gorgeous curtain, and has a charming appearance like this city.
Noble as she is, naturally there is nothing she should not be afraid of. She is proud, people praise her spirit of high society, she is domineering and people yearn for it because they think it is a privilege given by the rich. Her heart is full of this empty praise, as if immersed in the depths of the vast ocean, unable to shout and breathe. ...
However, she began to feel afraid.
That night, she sat at the dining table alone, ordered a table of food, and was in a daze. Her ears were full of laughter from the family at the next table, and she couldn't help glancing at it secretly. The mother of that family is about forty years old and her hair is dyed deep purple. The original white hair was bright purple in the light. The skin on the face is slightly loose and looks soft, and there are a few faint crow's feet in the corner of the eye. Without jewelry, the earlobe, neck and wrist are all empty, only a beige dress with a small shawl is low-key and elegant. May be staring at her for a long time, the woman turned and smiled at her. She was too ashamed to look away in a hurry. Aside, the daughter and her father chatted enthusiastically.
"I also want that. What kind? " She asked herself in her mind. "Like that woman, like that family." She took her mobile phone out of her bag and put it down again. She is afraid to hear the other end of the phone, and will only hear "The subscriber you dialed is busy ..." She wants to call her friends again, but they are also enjoying their family. Today is National Day. Even if not, I don't want to go out with myself. She feels like a man-eating flower in the desert and has a charming and eye-catching appearance. Once the prey comes near, she will eat even the bones, because she is afraid of starvation ... Her hands cling to the tablecloth as if it were a life-saving straw, and her veins stand out and her hands are shaking slightly. Fear occupied her empty mind.
"Crash" tablecloth was pulled too tightly by her and flew out with the cup. The red wine splashed all over her, which was bloody and scary, and the leather coat was also scratched with a long cut. She bit her lip trembling and tears swirled in her eyes.
"Are you okay, son? Are you hurt? " A warm hand patted her shoulder, and through the tears, she saw a pair of smiling eyes, which belonged to the woman at the next table. Tears filled my eyes. The silent flood that had accumulated for more than 20 years finally burst out of the dam, and her mind was at peace. The sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the heart can breathe; The night is quiet, and the sleeping city has restored its original quiet face, like a child, and restored its original purity.
She took off that expensive leather coat, and the scratches on it were impressive. Only a warm sweater can bring endless joy to her newborn heart.
Walking alone in the sleeping city, she looked up and saw the stars shining in the dark blue sky. She suddenly found that stars are not as dazzling as people often say. When you appreciate it carefully, you will find that it has a warm and jade-like charm.
She smiled, because she could finally shed her gorgeous appearance and get inner enrichment and peace. She called her parents again without fear. "Dad, mom, I'll wait for you at home ..."
There is a walking expression pack in our class. Her expression is ever-changing and very rich. She is Chen Xiaomei, who is called "pistachio" in her class.
She was stupefied in class, burying her face in one hand, turning a pen in the other, staring at the book feebly, her mouth slightly open, just like a fool. No, this is a math class. It's a hypnotic class. Chen Xiaomei is still a life without love. My eyes are about to close and then open. I want to sleep, but I can't. The teacher looked at her and shouted "Chen Xiaomei", but Chen Xiaomei didn't seem to hear the teacher calling her. On the contrary, she is immersed in her dreams. Chen Xiaomei at the same table looked at her and shook Chen Xiaomei. Chen Xiaomei has just recovered. Staring at the teacher piteously, as if begging the teacher for a lighter punishment. Instead of being taken in by Chen Xiaomei, the teacher scolded loudly: "Stand in the back row for me." Chen Xiaomei's acting skills soared in an instant. As soon as her eyes turned red, tears flowed to her chin. Eyebrows drooped, pouted, and walked pitifully to the back row.
"Jingle bells, Jingle bells." After class, Chen Xiaomei instantly dried his tears, like a different person, and laughed: "God has eyes, and class is finally over." There was a happy smile on her face. I saw her mouth upturned, her eyes bent into a crescent, revealing charming tiger teeth. It looks very healing, and with that magical laughter, people can't help laughing with her.
This is the expression pack of our class, and it is also the "happy fruit" of the whole class.
Life is in a hurry Who has never thought about giving up in this life, and finally walked down step by step, just like today's online saying, "Make your own choices and finish on your knees."
Since childhood, parents and teachers have told us not to give up halfway, and my father always sets an example and does things to the end. My mother said it was stubborn, and my brother said it was speechless.
I have painting class every Saturday and Sunday, and the time is eight o'clock in the morning. I haven't slept until ten o'clock for a long time.
I am a family that has difficulty getting up, especially now it is cold and I can't remember. I don't want to leave the warm bed, so I want to; Why don't you make up lessons in the afternoon?
Whenever this time, there will always be a voice hovering in my mind; Similarly, other students also have classes, even earlier than me. Why can others insist and I can't? This will has been pushing me, yes, I didn't give up, I persisted.
Because of this persistence, my painter is also very effective.
God won't close one door, but he will open another. How can we know the result without hard work? Only losers give up early.
I didn't give up in the expression pack.
10 I have a cousin who is the king of pranks. In my eyes, he is the first troublemaker He is really annoying. I really don't understand him.
He is only about five years old! Every time I play with Barbie dolls at her place, he doesn't understand, but he doesn't dare to move when he sees me there. If I walk away, guess what? As soon as Barbie came back, her head, hands and feet fell apart. She said nothing when she collapsed, but she lost everything. It's hard to find. It took her a long time to find it. I really can't help it. In the evening, my sister and I were fascinated and talked with relish. He suddenly walked past Tension and let out a scream. I was startled and took a toy snake on my back. Too many. He had a broken toy, so he brought it to me and begged me to fix it for him (in fact, he wanted to play with me). I saw him staring at me, so I fixed it for him. Who knows, I was tired just after I repaired it, so I went to the second floor and lay in bed watching TV. "Bang, bell, bang, bang, ha ha ha ..." There was a strange sound. I was about to faint when I went downstairs, and the toy I had just repaired was taken apart by him. I stared at him and he asked me to fix it. I gave him a white look and went up to the second floor. When I went upstairs, I stole a look at him and watched him pout and wipe his tears. My heart melted again, but ... he may know that I am really angry this time.
Trick or treat is really annoying, but it's very pleasing. Its pranks really live up to their reputation!
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Table and inner composition 1 1 "Stop!" A traffic police uncle blocked my way. "Please wait until the traffic lights turn green before crossing the road!" "I looked up, and he was serious with a straight face and a frown. I have to stop and think: the traffic lights will turn green in a few seconds. Besides, there are so many people crossing the street "in advance", why are you arresting me?
Suddenly, a car turned right in the wind and almost hit a man who was about to cross the road. I was scared out in a cold sweat. Since then, the stiff face of the traffic police uncle has been deeply branded in my heart.
After this stumbling day, I finally learned to ride a bike, and I rode confidently on the road. When I was crossing the intersection, I only heard a creak. The bike seems to be a naughty boy with a bad temper, stopping in the middle of the road. It's over, it's over, the traffic lights are going to turn red, and this bike really fell off the chain at the critical moment! On a hot day, I'm sweating!
"What's the matter, little friend?" I saw a traffic police uncle running towards me. When I looked intently, it turned out to be the uncle of the traffic police with a straight face. What a narrow road!
I said helplessly, "I can't ride my bike!" "
The traffic police uncle picked up his bike and took me to the traffic police booth. I saw him quickly help me repair the bicycle chain and lower the seat to make it easier for me to ride. Although he still keeps a straight face, at this moment, my heart is warm.
There seems to be spring in that serious expression, and a breeze gently blows my face, bringing me infinite warmth.
In my family, my parents' expressions are very funny. Sometimes their sudden or habitual actions can make me laugh crazy. In my family, mom and dad also have words and habitual actions.
Let's talk about dad first! His oral language is: Do you know! When I don't know the answer to the question and ask him, he always puts his hand behind his back, pretends to be a scholar, walks around the room and says with a smile, "It's just ... it's that simple, you ... you know?" Dad's habitual action is pacing back and forth. His pace is interesting. Every time he walks back and forth because he teases me or can't think of a problem, he always makes his mother watching TV laugh and cry. I watched them argue, but I laughed at them. When my father talks to me, his posture and attitude are completely different from when my mother talks. When my father talks to me, he always puts on his father's airs and is very arrogant. And my attitude towards my mother is clever and clever. He was afraid to answer his mother. Even if mom is wrong, dad won't refute it.
In recent years, I have summed up a character for my father-humor, which I like very much and hope to keep.
Table and indoor composition 13 hit people, and people I just met will think I am an authentic lady! Then you can be cheated. I am a lawless person at home, and I am naughty when my parents frown.
I like fighting with my brother for toys best. Every New Year, my aunt will buy toys for my brother and send beautiful clothes to my sisters and me as New Year gifts, but I don't want those clothes. Every time my brother gets a toy, I grab it in the name of helping him unpack it. If he complains to his parents, I will pretend to have accidentally broken the toy on the floor. Although I was in a hurry on the surface, I thought to myself: Hum! You told me not to play, and you don't want to play!
This is not the most popular, the fun is yet to come! Every time I am in a bad mood, I always want to find someone to lose my temper. Of course, this unfortunate thing fell on my sister who is half a year older than me. At that time, I angered her with nonsense, and then waited for her to "attack", so I took this opportunity to treat her as a sandbag, haha! It's comforting to hear her cry.
Am I scary? Don't be afraid. I'm just too arrogant at home. I'm really a fake lady outside. I am very kind to my friends! Well, this is really duplicity!
In the season of spring breeze and blooming flowers, everyone is filled with cheerful smiles. I think the smile on campus is the most beautiful.
You see, it's noon, everyone is talking and laughing, lining up, nervously and orderly taking delicious food from the class. Boys are willing to be strikers and take on heavy responsibilities. Carrying rice is of course a boy's duty. Looking at the steaming, crystal clear and delicious rice, my appetite immediately opened. Zhan Yisheng and I came to carry the rice together, cooperated tacitly and in one go, crossed the corridor, went upstairs in unison and came to the door of the classroom. Zhan Yisheng and I both laughed at the thought that everyone was wolfing down a delicious lunch. Serving students is a kind of enjoyment and happiness.
After class, Wang Yueyue took the initiative to come to Ma Wenxin's side, opened his eyes and looked at his notebook carefully. Seeing that his writing was very good and complete, he repeatedly encouraged "good, good". Seeing that he had successfully solved a problem, Wang Yueyue was beaming and gave a thumbs-up sign. Ma Wenxin was also very excited and secretly smiled.
This is the scenery of our school, full of singing and laughter everywhere. Helpfulness and enthusiastic dedication, these little and ordinary things are so warm and the most beautiful expression in the school. School is our home, a happy family, where we grow up carefree and happy. I love my school!
At the important stage of my primary school, I met a teacher, who was a duplicitous head teacher. The exam teachers who teach grade 6 admire him very much.
Although he is a teacher, you can see that his small eyes are bright, his nose is high, his eyebrows are thin, and the most peculiar thing is his beard, which is two or three centimeters long and has a small scar on his face. Because of this, the students made a joke: 100% people will not think of him as a teacher, but will regard him as a bad person. He's not angry. Teacher, he doesn't wear a suit very much, but a shirt, a T-shirt and so on.
The students in our class have a lot of comments on him, and they also have personal hobbies.
1. Fierce
Our class is the worst. Fighting, swearing, skipping classes, stealing. Even the headmaster can't control us. You can get rid of seven or eight teachers in one semester. But when Mr. Wang comes, let's get to the point first, then show off, and then stick on our head teacher's clothes. Even the headmaster was shocked and praised our class in front of the whole school.
humorous
Every time he gives a lecture, there will be laughter in our class. You guessed right. This is him telling a joke to our class.
3. Integrate into our class
He told us that he is more than ten years older than us, and we don't need to regard him as a teacher outside. Once. I am walking home. He let a classmate who lives far away from home get on his car and he took us home. (On the road)
This is my duplicitous class teacher.
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