On the Humor of Piggy Peggy

Every morning, I wake up by myself. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life. The following is my humorous talk about Piggy Peggy, I hope you like it!

1, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, you thought I was going to hit your car.

2. When I came to this world, I didn't intend to go back alive!

I suggest you change it. Your girlfriend is ordinary.

In fact, the wolf is the real local tyrant. Wolfsburg has been bombed so many times, and the next episode is still intact!

My female colleague told the truth in the morning: I actually love a mature man who has gone through many vicissitudes. Because of the lovely boy, I can have one myself

6. In order to prevent me from spending money recklessly in the New Year, I have spent all my money in advance. This is me, unexpected me. I'm just a different fireworks. I saw myself on fire.

7. jiaozi should be eaten while it is hot, and women should choose fat! Whether life is rich or not depends on whether you are obese or not! I looked down at myself, hmm! Fully qualified! That's how my wife should choose me!

8. The ten dollars I just took out were blown away by the wind, so I wisely took out ten dollars and threw them in the wind, letting it take me to find the previous ten dollars, and I lost twenty dollars.

I took part in a pigeon racing yesterday. I ended up going alone.

10, everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.

1 1. If I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

12, some people are well-informed on the surface, but even Peggy the pig has never seen behind them.

13, be careful when crossing the grass, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

14 I just deleted all the handsome guys in my circle of friends in a rage. Those who can see this, don't ask me why.

15, teacher, can you change the teaching method? Like dreams.