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Youth in Inspirational Memory is Tears and Fall (002) Trivial Things

The night at the military port is quiet, the waves gently rock the battleship, the young sailor rests his head on the waves, and shows a beautiful and happy smile in his sleep. You blow gently by the sea breeze, you gently rock the waves, how hard the young sailor returns home In the arms of motherland, let our sailors sleep well. Jianguo happily hummed the most popular song "Night at the Military Port" and rode his bicycle back quickly. Founding, founding. Xiaojun from the Liu family in the next village shouted Jianguo like a fool, but he didn't even look back. He was very puzzled and shouted: "What is Director Li doing in such a hurry in broad daylight? It's inexplicable."

?"Er Gouzi" Jianguo shouted loudly. Seeing no one answered, he threw his bicycle aside and went straight in. He searched everywhere and found no one in the back room. This man went there and was looking for him. When no one was around, Ergouzi's wife came back angrily. When she saw Jianguo, she said out of breath: "Jianguo, you are here. Come with me to the Liu family. The third son of the Liu family and the one from mine The fight started, so I came to get a shovel, but his third son dared to ask his relatives to pick on the guy and bully no one in our village. Let’s see how I deal with him.” "ah"! Jianguo exclaimed: "The two dogs are fighting again. Do you still have meat at home, sister-in-law?" Ergouzi's wife walked with a harpoon in one hand and a shovel in the other and said, "You have to ask Ergouzi for the meat. Don't ask about it now. We'll talk about it when we get back. Come with me quickly. Look at his third son not begging for mercy this time." Judging from her rolled-up cuffs, her equipped armed equipment, and her posture and appearance, it was obvious that she was from the Ergouzi family. "Datou, Qiangzi, Hou Guli, Sanmao, there's a fight, come out quickly, the Liu family is beating our Li family." Ergouzi's wife shouted at the top of her voice. With this shout, everyone nearby started to panic. heard it. "Ah, what? The Liu family dares to touch our people, I don't want to live anymore." People nearby who heard it shouted angrily. Sanmao shouted excitedly: "The Liu family still dares to take action. Qiangzi, Datou will take the guy, Hou Guli will tell Daping to come over quickly, we will go first." "Okay! Okay! Okay! Let's make our own arrangements." Jianguo looked at this posture and said, "Hey!" What was obviously a matter between two families was escalated to a matter between two villages by her shouting, so she went over to see what the fuss was about. Speaking of this Daping, I have to say that he is a good fighter, and his relationship with Sanmao is not that of a blood brother rather than a blood brother. There were several big fights in the Wang family and the Wan family, especially in the Wan family. At that time, five people blocked his way and wanted to avenge the loss suffered by his friends. In the end, neither side took advantage, which shows Daping's fighting power. All the villages within a radius of about 10 miles of this plane know Daping's name. Of course, Daping is a stickler. A person who obeys from the bottom of his heart will not allow others to say anything bad about him. Jianguo is the person he obeys, and the one who obeys is Jianguo Factory. After growing up, he took great care of Xiaoping, his younger brother.

You bastard, when did you come to buy meat from me and I didn’t give you a little more meat? You went around saying that the meat I gave you was not as good as other people’s. I have been selling meat for half my life and you still haven’t eaten it. You're just ruining my reputation. Third brother, why don't you give me an explanation today? You can give it a try. Even though there are so many people there now, Ergouzi blew his nose and shouted loudly: "Others, mind your own business and don't mess with your family. I have to deal with you, Liu Laosan, today." The third child didn't show any weakness. He held a big shovel for shoveling garbage in his hand and shouted: "If you don't have a little name, I will take your surname. Don't think that because you have a large Li family, you can be unreasonable. Do you think that my family, the third child, is good?" Bully, you think I’ve never bought pork before. Everyone who buys it from you is from the next village. You’re fine, I’ll save you two bucks, and I’ll weigh it every time you come home. Looking for a fight, you shameless thing, how can you get the face to reason?" Ergouzi shouted before he could finish his words: "Everyone, please hear me, Liu Laosan, you will no longer be Liu. He is now a member of my Li family. He personally said that he wants to take my last name. I don’t know whether I should let him call me dad or grandpa. No, it’s not okay to call me grandpa. My dad can’t give birth to a child like this. I can’t give birth to anything like this, so what should I do?” I patted my head and was thinking about it. This statement amused everyone, and the onlookers laughed.

"Yeah! Good!" Yanzi returned.