Humorous short message sentences for girlfriend

1, love is the yearning for dreams, love is the desire to hold your hand, love is suffering and * * *, love is the happiness of growing old with my son. Happy White Day!

2. Love is when you are young, but when you are old; Love begins with fate and ends with each other. On a white day, I hope that the love of receiving SMS is eternal; The feelings of forwarding text messages last longer. Happy white day!

3, feelings are like bank deposits, quarreling is like withdrawing money, quarreling is equivalent to withdrawing money once, and one day it will be taken away! I hope we can save money every day without quarreling ~

4. I miss you Without you, it's like cooking without salt, oranges are not too sweet, drinking without cigarettes, and going shopping without money.

Don't ask me how much I love you, if love can be measured by weight. That's only a catty, because I love you wholeheartedly.

6. If it is a "star", chase you; If it is a "comet", waiting for you; If it's a meteor, I'm too lazy to talk to you.

7. I really want to hold you to watch the sun rise in the morning, watch the sunset set in the evening, and hold you at night and say, "I love you!" " I really want to say "Happy Valentine's Day! "

8. Holding the acacia pen, sitting in the acacia chair and looking at you, the sky is blue and the sea is deep. My love for you is real.

9. I walked alone in the street that day. It rained heavily and the ground was slippery. I accidentally fell and my heart fell out. Your name is on it!

10, if you want to ask me, how I feel about you: I care about you! If I have to add an adjective to this feeling, it is: I only care about you! Grapes, bananas, red apples, I wish you miss the results! Radish, cucumber and Chinese cabbage, may you be loved every day! Coke tea boiled water, I hope you sleep well every night! Today is white day, just miss you!

1 1, affectionate as rain, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Happy Valentine's Day, baby!

12, it's late at night, the birds are asleep and the mosquitoes are out. I miss you and look forward to you. I'm doomed to insomnia tonight. The dream is lost, and the soul is haunted by it. Why not return the stolen heart? White se valentine's day, miss you ~

13, I think you forgot the color of time. When you are drunk for a season, I want you to burn the lonely forest. I hope you can rule my empty wasteland. It is God's mission to hurt you. It's my instinct to give you chocolate on Valentine's Day!

14, spring is coming, and spring laughs wantonly. Get more sunshine and don't be too busy. Take a breath once in a while and text you. I brought sunshine and air. Wish you all the best! Happy Valentine's Day!

15, I caught the star that winked at me at night, and I hid it on the pillow to prevent it from escaping. Who let it pretend to be your gentle eyes? Then I took off the sun, and I will put it in my heart to see if my passion for you can melt it! White se valentine's day, you can't escape!

16. Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you. These eleven misses mean that I love you wholeheartedly, and you will always be the most important thing in my heart. White day, I miss you!

17, love: it is the longing of the soul, the ringing of feelings, the collision of the soul, the shining of lightning, the sweet dew, the intoxicating wine and the happy hometown! I wish you a happy White Day!

18, I love you, but I don't want anything, so hard! I love you, but I'm so tired of sneaking around! Love you, but it breaks your heart, so miserable! But willingly, so silly! During the day, I still want to love you openly!

19, love doesn't need gorgeous words to decorate, a simple hug is enough, loyalty doesn't need sweet words to frame, a simple concern is enough, white days, give you simple love, I love you, I wish you a happy white day!

20. Love dialogue makes people miss the waves, and the true feelings open the umbrella of the soul. They are affectionate and frank, sincere and broad-minded, and love is white and colorful. White day, bless our love!

2 1, there is a shop in love city, in front of which is Happiness South Road; It's so warm to walk into the store, and the faint fragrance of flowers permeates the living room; As soon as White Day arrived, the shopkeeper became busy. Silly shopkeeper eyes * * *, busy time to look at the phone.

22. Love is played randomly at first, so we don't know how to cherish it! Love is played in a post-loop, so we don't deliberately! Love is ultimately a single cycle, so we know what melody is! White days, I wish you happiness every day, smooth and uninterrupted!

23. Love is the longing of the soul, the ringing of feelings, the collision of souls, the shining of electro-light, the sweet dew, the intoxicating wine and the happy hometown! I wish you a happy White Day!

24. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. So you just want to hear that familiar voice. What you really want to dial is just a string in your heart! On white days, love meets in the sky!

25. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

26. If the afterlife is no longer a scene and happiness is no longer a beautiful memory, I am willing to accompany you to rebirth and touch you who cannot be changed in this life.

27. Meeting you is the cycle of life: forgetting, confusion, reminiscing, awakening, sinking and rebirth. Finally, everything is back to square one ... it's you.

28. There are some ambiguities that need polishing; Some are cold and need warmth; Some are far away and need to be chased; There is a kind of love that we need to cherish!

I know you are busy, but you must know that your task today is very important, because your task is to know that I am thinking of you.

30, mud is short! Mud is the smell of the nest! I look at the mud affectionately! I want to say to mud, I lack mud! (Please read aloud)

3 1, I am an onion, standing in the wind and rain, who wants to touch my ancestors! I traveled all over the country, drank water behind the toilet, ran over my leg on the train track and kissed a fool. Fuck! Refuse nothing, just miss you! Happy White Day, wife!

32. I didn't see your mood get worse when your heart beat faster. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. Is it a long wait to have you?

33. Outside the castle peak, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze got my brother drunk and only treated dinosaurs as beautiful sisters. Dear, Happy white day!

34, deep feelings, rainy, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is in silence! Baby, happy white day!

35. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby! I wish you a happy White Day!

36, yeah! I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. Happy white day!

37. Looking for you: Anonymous is slim, looks extraordinary, gentle and lovely; Always in my heart. Please contact me if you know the whereabouts. Willing to pay with a diamond ring!

38. Alone, Sauvignon Blanc, Leng Yue is cold, the evening breeze is blowing, and Valentine's Day is coming. I am alone with my mobile phone on, thinking about the good old days, expressing my best wishes and sending you a happy white day!

39. I had a car accident and sprained my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you. Happy white day!

40. When will you have a lover? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. Rest is the hardest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day! Well, happy white day!

4 1. I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for sixty years! Happy white day!

42. Fahai provoked the White Snake and Jinshan Temple was flooded; Pig Bajie provoked Chang 'e and was sent down to earth. Cowherd angered the queen mother and was separated from her. During the day, don't mess with women, whether it's your weaver girl or your mother-in-law.

43. Ahua knelt to wipe the floor, and her husband said with concern: Hold on, I'll help you! Ahua was very moved and waited while scrubbing. A few minutes later, the husband handed a mat: Come, it will be more comfortable to kneel on it …

44. Baby, if girls are divided into five grades according to their looks: beautiful, temperament, cute, patriotic and obeying traffic rules, you can only rank between patriotism and obeying traffic rules.

45, not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house hasn't been built yet, and I want to buy a car. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If you marry me, only love is like the sea!

46. Don't pursue appearance; Appearances can deceive. Don't pursue wealth; Wealth will gradually disappear. Go after someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a gloomy day full of brilliance.

47. The army gave everyone a comb, but shaved everyone's hair in the afternoon. The next day, everyone got a condom. In the afternoon, everyone ran away!

48. I took time to smoke a cigarette from the drawer. As a result, the range hood began to smoke, which made me twitch all over and looked abstract.

49. The light at the foot of my bed is so bright that I miss you in horror. Is there frost already? I love you with boiling love. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, and I expressed my feelings through short messages. I am willing to send my infatuation to your heart. The truth belongs only to you. This life is the same!

50. When is the spring flower and autumn moon? How hard is it to make money? I visited the supermarket again last night, and my interest in spending money should still be there. It's just that Zhu Yan has changed. The geometry of saving money? It's just moonlight. May you spend reasonably and accumulate gold cups.

5 1. This message is just to make you laugh. If I achieve the expected result of "laughing", my goal will be achieved. If I don't achieve the result of "laughing", there is something wrong with your facial nerve. Need to go to the hospital for treatment. You can't heal until you laugh. I wish you a smile and a happy mood every day.

52. When you look into my eyes with deep affection and your eyes are full of tears, I tremble, but I dare not look directly into your eyes, because I am afraid that you will get close to me, that everything will get out of control, and that you will say cruel words: Send it away!

53, animal dinner: mosquito: a glass of blood milk, I bring my own straw, crocodile: cut the dish bigger, always drill teeth, snail: give me a refund of the room fee, I take it away, kangaroo: whatever, I can't eat it, spider laughs: idiot, only I play online shopping and deliver it to my door!

54. Husband's new explanation: the "laborer" at home, the "old donor" of finance, the "old arch" of sleeping, the "hard work" and the "labor palace" of getting off work on time. Are you such a "husband" Or is it the "leader" of such a "husband"?

55. After my wife and I quarreled, we didn't talk for several days. One day, I took the menu and asked me to order. When I saw it, I was shocked: potato chips, heartbroken cucumber slices, shredded radish, unfeeling fried chicken feet, Sichuan-style pork in the heart, and soup to kill chickens and scare monkeys. ...

I think I'm finished. ...

57. Under the starry sky and clouds, I was moved by the boundless loneliness. Maybe a meteor can understand. I expect your heart will bring a wisp of fragrance in snowy days.

Every day, I have a dream. When you receive my blessing, you will be very happy. A day's troubles can be eliminated. You sleep like a pig, sweet as milk, and wake up in the morning to see a beautiful sunrise. Good night, let the dream begin to enter.

When I touched your black hair, I cried. When I look at the wrinkles on your face, I am worried. Why are all your partners white? You smiled and told me, "Master, I forgot to tell you that I am a mutant pig!" " "I fainted on the spot.

M: I'm sorry I lied to you, saying that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, that I love you forever and that I miss you. Woman: That's all right. When I say holding your hand, I mean from the heart to the ancient times. Actually, I had plastic surgery. When I met you, I was close to ancient times!

6 1, you are my woman and I am your man; You are my heart and I am your liver; You are everything to me and I am everything to you; You are my world and I am your future. This is our lifelong oath.

Dear, I can't promise you anything, I can't promise you anything, but I will do one thing. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

63. Please stop looking down and turn it off! There's really nothing to see, please! Do you really want to see it? No regrets? All right! This is what you want to see ―― I love you so much!

64. What about the gas leak at home? Have a cigarette to calm down. What if someone hits me? Call 1 14 for directions. What if someone is using a mobile phone to check the news now? Look in the mirror and shout to yourself: Look in the demon mirror, and Pig Bajie will be revealed soon. A humorous life is accompanied by happiness.

65. If I were a cloud, you would be the crystal water drop. If I am a rainbow, you are a gorgeous color; If I am a crescent moon, you are the bright sunshine. I love you!

66. Times have really improved. There are fewer and fewer clothes, more and more hair colors, eyes can change color, nails can be set with diamonds, navel can be perforated, and pigs can read short messages. Hehe, I hope you can smile often and have a good mood every day.

67. It is self-deception to completely forget the past. As long as there is a little thing that can be linked to the past, you can't forget the past. Don't run away, regret is useless ... don't you think so?

Although you are a little lazy, you have the capital to enjoy life. Although I eat a lot, I am not picky about food; Although you are a bit horny, you have good taste and know how to find Chang 'e. You are everyone's god, and everyone calls you Marshal Tian Peng!

69. The Tang Priest decided to cast a spell on Bai and Bajie Friar Sand. When he put on white, the horse shouted, Master, you just put on four more hoops. I'm BMW. Don't make me an Audi

70. Listen to me call you baby on weekdays, and you must know that I have you in my heart; Recalling that I often hold you in my arms, you should know how much I like you; But you're actually fighting with Alfred, the neighbor. I won't keep such a disobedient dog no matter how cute it is!

7 1, the breeze makes waves, the red leaves fall a little, the clouds float in the air, but the thoughts in my heart are getting stronger and stronger. I want to be a beautiful butterfly, flying in the flowers you love and wandering alone.

72. I don't want to lament the changes in the world, nor do I want to wait for the unknown growth. In this journey, we learned to be strong and independent. You should take care of yourself without me. It's very cold. Stop using socks as handkerchiefs.

73. I don't have a LV, but I have a sweet card to snuggle up to; I don't have Tissot, but I have a nursing card. I have no villa, but I have warm hands; I don't have a BMW, but I have a kind and enthusiastic mother; I'm not lying, it's true, I love you!

74. I'm sure you are my love, and I'm sure you are the only one for me. Even if the stars in the sky change places, I will still find the one that belongs to us, because I love you forever!

I believe that one day in the future, you will find that when you think of him again, your heart will no longer hurt. Unconsciously, he has become "the man". Put aside all selfish thoughts. Cherish what you have now.

76. A man with sparse hair went to see a doctor and said, can you give me something to keep my hair? The doctor said enthusiastically, take it. Say and hand him a small plastic box.

77. Women often hope that men can look at her like browsing the window design of department stores, but the cost of maintaining a window is very high.

78. A Mercedes is racing with a tractor. After the traffic police found out, they reported that the speed of the two cars had exceeded 180 km. The best one is a tractor, which has been following Mercedes-Benz, playing the turn signal and asking for overtaking!

79. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

80. When you read this message, you already owe me a hug. Delete this message and owe me a kiss; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.

8 1, when I go by the wind, I will watch you in the sky; When I become dust, I would like to protect you; When I become Ziyun, I would like to bring some color to your eyes;

82. To love you is to love yourself, which is false. Love is to love with all your love, so there is no love for yourself. You are the one I can't love anymore.

83. In the eyes of those who know how to cherish, love will shine like a diamond. In the eyes of those who don't cherish it, it will always be an ordinary stone.

84. Falling in love with you is the biggest pain in my life, and not loving you is the biggest regret in my life. Leaving you is my biggest mistake in this life, and having you is my greatest happiness in this life!

85. Love is slow and time is fast. Loneliness is long, and life is short. You are in a deep, deep loneliness, waiting for me to be silly! ! !

86. Man's ideal goal: I want money, I am happy in my daughter's country, and I am the only man with high status and beautiful appearance!

87. The heart often tries to copy your smile in memory. Today, it just wants to copy a complete you, and then say to you, Happy Birthday!

I am glad to receive your unexpected gift on my birthday. Yeah, I'm so warm. I really appreciate your kindness.

89. Happy birthday, dear! I miss you very much, especially on your birthday. I remember those years when I lit candles for you, sang birthday songs for you and made wishes with you, which really made me have endless memories. Do you remember? Remember to eat longevity noodles, I want you to live for two thousand years!

90. The world has a beautiful love world because of roses! Because of the blue sky, we have the dream of flying! Because of me, I have your love! Because of you in the world, I wasted a dime on information, and you pay the bill.

9 1, whenever I am alone, whenever I am happy, I will think of you and want you to double my happiness.

92. If you feel forgotten by the world, try to miss an issue.

93. Today, the world is more wonderful because of you. Today, with you, the starry sky is brighter. Today, the world is warmer because of you Today, I feel happier because of you!

94. Every birthday has gifts and blessings. No matter how many wishes and dreams you have, my gift is my heart, and I will grow up with you! Happy birthday!

95. Find an elegant teahouse named "Yuan", put two old rattan chairs on both sides, pour two glasses of sake, and wish "cheers!" Let thoughts drift away with the fragrance of wine.

96. W: Do you like my angel's face or the devil's figure? M: I ... I like your sense of humor.

97. Did you miss me when I missed you? No matter how far apart we are and how long the road ahead is, I just want to say that it's good to know you.

98. Ayue wants to cook in person and asks her mother who is playing mahjong how many meters to wash. Mom didn't hear Ah Yue's question. She played the cards in her hand and said, "Nine drums". As a result, this pot of rice kept them eating for a whole week.

99. Sing "Happy Birthday to you" and approach you, express my blessing, share your happiness, and then listen to the echo of your youth.

100, every city is prone to rain, just like I can miss you everywhere. Missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, full of memories and uncertain mood in the dark. Do you miss me as much as I miss you?

10 1 I thought of you when the sun shone on the sea. I thought of you when the dim moonlight appeared.

102, think about your feelings: cooking without salt; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I will-do nothing but miss you!

103, at this extremely warm moment, I offer a glass of wine from afar, together with my heartfelt blessing, which is cheap and precious. I wish you a sweet, warm and happy birthday.

104, the birthday candle lit and my heart lit. This moment is as deep as the sea. In this way, hold hands tightly, let colorful flowers and rain fall on you, let real good dreams last forever, let the land be old, let the days be barren … Happy birthday to my wife!

105, let the stars turn into my eyes and care for you all night; Let the breeze turn into my smile and soothe your heart; Let all the beautiful things become my blessings, and stay with you forever, forever. ...

106, May every day of every year be filled with happiness, light and love. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

107, a person can't sleep, the whole world can't sleep, and the happy insomnia is because he is afraid to close his eyes. What do you think of six o'clock? How to love you to the end?

108, I will chase you to the end of the world. No matter where you go, I will stay with you until you die. Only one thing, I am afraid of you damn fool!

109, four rivers in spring are your love, Xia Yun is your lingering around the peak, the moon in autumn is your tenderness, and plum blossoms in winter are your love.

1 10, this love is deeply buried in my heart. It has been surging for a century, and it will surge into a bright and burning passion until the day of gathering. Happy birthday!

1 1 1, I miss you very much. I miss you very much. I sat quietly by the window, looking at the distance. I can see you and hear your breath. Can you believe it?

1 12. Single Xiao Wang asked Lao Li: Why does the law stipulate that a man can only marry one wife? Lao Li said earnestly: When you have a wife, you will find that this law actually protects men.

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1 14, may all the best wishes be embedded in this card, and may you be happy, satisfied and smile.

1 15, you are so gentle, lying quietly in my arms without saying a word, and inadvertently taking away my sincere heart. You stole my heart. No wonder some people say that my heart was eaten by a dog.

1 16 Baby, today is your birthday. I'm not with you. Do you remember to live well? In previous years, with my company, birthday wishes will surround you, and birthday happiness will invade you and me. You are my favorite person. I hope you are still happy without me!

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