Attractive space humor copy

1. I'm not the cute one who has to spend

five

ten dollars for a long time. Now I have to think carefully about spending

five dollars.

2. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I held out my hand, so I held out my leg and tripped you, and you really stood up and ran after me. So I have to admit: I can't keep my affection since ancient times, and I always win the hearts of the people.

3. Admit it, that coat you lied to yourself last year, saying, "If it's expensive, it'll cost you a few more years." You pretended not to see it when you opened the closet this fall.

4. Women like two flowers best in their life: one is to spend money.

The other is to spend as much as possible!

5. I have no outstanding advantage, that is, I have a very accurate eye for girls. All the girls I have chased have finally married a good family without exception.

6. Only your own mother thinks you are beautiful, so it doesn't matter if your face is big. Just be beautiful, and only when you are bigger can you be beautiful clearly.

7. Call me handsome. But I warn you, don't talk about my friends, it has nothing to do with them!

8. I always feel that I didn't play well after quarreling with others, and I always feel that I will win if I organize my language and quarrel again.

9. I told you not to hang yourself on a tree. Can't you see so many trees beside you? 1. When you feel lonely, turn on the computer and put a ghost film. After a while, you will feel that there are people in the toilet, the kitchen and the room. 11. My future husband. Don't be so nice to your current partner, it's no use!

12. Obesity is the pain of breathing, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, and even drinking water will hurt.

13. What can be shouted out loudly is the truth, and what can be recognized from a distance is the fat man.

14. The more I watch, the better I look. Every time I weigh myself, I say to myself: I've lost weight. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

15. Is there anyone like me who thinks that he looks ok when he looks in the mirror? It's not like that when he takes a photo, and his voice is not ugly when he listens to himself, but it's really ugly when he hears the voice. I don't believe that I am the only one.

16. I am in a regular state every day: in the morning, I look awake, in the afternoon, I look sleepy, and in the evening, I look bloody.

17. When I was looking at the time, I took out my mobile phone, turned off the screen, and qq and WeChat were ignored. Then I put my mobile phone in my pocket and suddenly remembered that I didn't look at the time.

18. Smart girls are generally fatter. Women use adipose tissue to store their IQ. The thicker the adipose layer, the higher the IQ.

19. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is borrowing money.

2. When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what the monster was like. I took a mirror and told him to look. Two seconds later, he cried.