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But tell me.

1. How bad am I? I can't even give her a smile.

I don't care what others say and how to slander me. Your suspicious eyes made me run away.

You filled my whole past, but you will never be in my future.

Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.

I love you for a whole period of time, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

6. I have too many coincidences with you, only one is missing.

7. You are my hope, my distant dream, and I am your passer-by.

8. You raised your eyebrows to show off his kindness, and I lost my pride with red eyes.

9. If only memory were a pencil drawing, it would leave no trace with a light touch. It's just that my memories are engraved on my heart like a knife, and I can't forget the pain when I touch them.

10. It's a pity that Deep in the Ocean has become an old love, just because it takes too long to bury the past.

1 1. Later, I married Piao Piao and had another passion with you.

12. You smiled so gently, but I heard it so clearly; I love you so clearly, but you see it so lightly.

13. Please don't appear in my dream. I can't wake up. Sadness.

14. Sometimes you let go of something, not because you are suddenly willing to give up, but because the deadline is up, you are more willful and mature, and you know it's time to turn over the page.

15. After all, she is your lover, and I only have romantic spring and autumn.

16. You are an unfinished song in my life. I can't sing the ending but it's hard to give up.

17. When loneliness has become a habit, I have become accustomed to it and no longer think about what to do.

18. When I was a child, I played house. You are the father and I am the mother, forming a family. When I grow up, there will be no more house playing. You are still my father, and I am still my mother, forming our own home.

19. If you fall in love with someone and a city, can you forget that person when you leave the city?

20. I thought I would forget you. I have thought so all my life.

2 1. He hurt you so many times, why don't you leave? Occasionally, he will give me medicine and feed me sugar.

22. You smile like a spring breeze man, but you keep me away from you. I still stop, as if I don't know your inner monologue.

23. Forget that person, it is better to forget yourself and tell yourself, not for fear that he will forget, but for fear that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.

24. You never refuse, you never let me go, and you never ask me to stay.

25. If your promise is broken and your feelings are weak, you don't have to force it. I don't have to go to the ends of the earth with you to grow old together.

26. Since then, mountains and rivers have never met, and there is no turning back.

27. Later, I got used to living alone, not showing my sadness, not telling my worries, and not loving me. I am not short of people who like me, but I am short of people who can die with me.

1. Do you do the same? When you see someone you like on the road, start the pretend mode immediately.

2. "Don't open my draft book" "You can't even read the draft" "Because it's all your name."

How much a person loves you depends not on how much he has done for you and how many times he has cried, but on how much he has told you in his life.

I don't want anyone to choose me because I am excellent. I need someone to see my shortcomings and want me.

If your boyfriend cares about you to some extent, it depends on whether he is busy or not, then be an ordinary friend.

6. A man who loves you occasionally looks like a child, a father and a hooligan in front of you.

What is cruel is not that the person you love doesn't love you, but that he is hot and cold to you, so that you don't know whether to continue.

8. If waiting can bring miracles, then I am willing to wait for a year, or for a lifetime.

9. I have no shortage of people who love me. What I lack is someone who can die with me.

10. The deepest love is not who you are happier with, but who you can't live without.

1 1. The more people like you, the more naive they are to you.

12. Is there a lover's name in your password?

13. The more I like it, the more I feel speechless.

14. Sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, just waiting for you to speak first.

15. I can't tell the reason why I love you, but I know that you are the reason why I don't love others.

Talking about boring holidays (5) I still lack someone to spend boring time with me.

Holidays, all kinds of happiness, but also all kinds of boredom. See if there are any sentences that match your mood.

1, I am the first person you think of when you are bored, but I am not the first person you think of when you are sad.

I am embarrassed to tell others that I don't have dozens of papers in my hand these days.

3, summer vacation is to stay at home every day, don't know what to do, so bored that I am always scolded by my parents from time to time.

How boring it is for me to play mobile phone MLGD with TV on the computer.

5. Why do you shop alone? Shopping alone is afraid of scaring you.

6, summer vacation is to stay at home every day, I don't know what to do, so boring, always being nagged by my parents, and listening to the abuse from time to time.

7. Isn't this holiday as boring as before?

8. For the person you like, you can be very happy with trivial things; For those who don't like it, important things can also be skipped.

9. I still lack someone to spend boring time with me.

10, is your Mandarin standard? Please read with me: look at it, look at it, look at it, forget it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it, look at it.

1 1. Even if my boyfriend runs away with someone in this weather, he is too lazy to chase after him. It's too hot. He went out for five minutes and sweated for two hours. If your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first I want to stay in the water. thank you

12, how boring it is to play mobile phone MLGD on the computer with the TV on.

13, can the signature be a little creative? It's all about my period. It is so boring.

14. What fire fighting and earthquake drills were held in the school today? It's boring. I'm all dirty. .

15, boring to go to the toilet all day to kill time.

16, if you can understand this sentence. Then you are really boring!

17, if you think of me and care about me when you are bored, then I'm sorry, I really don't need you @

18. Drink hot water when you have a stomachache, add clothes when it is cold, take medicine when you have a cold, cook when you are hungry, take an umbrella when it rains, count sheep when you are insomnia, watch TV dramas when you are bored, and love when no one loves you.

19, it's really tiring to be a human being, and it has been budding for more than ten years.

20. When you are bored, get used to it.

2 1, so boring is so boring.

22. If you feel lonely, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

23. Dude, who do you think you are? You are just a toy when I am bored.

24, upset because of boredom, sad because of upset.

25, boring conversation, funny to leave.

26, the most boring, turning on the TV, pressing the phone, chewing snacks, watching the computer,

27. Admit that it is boring now.

28. I wonder how many people are just used to surfing the Internet now. Nobody talks and nobody talks nonsense. Me too. Let's not be bored together.

29. A person walks at a boring intersection. I don't know which direction to go.

30. Boring people do boring things, say boring things and miss boring people.

Wechat love story: The world is so small, but I just lost you.

1. The world is so big, but I just met you; The world is so small, but I lost you. The world is so big, but I will never forget you; The world is so small, but I never meet you. At this crossroads, young you and I waved goodbye. We thought it was only a love that we bid farewell to, but we didn't know it was our youth that we bid farewell to; We thought that what we forgot was just a laugh and sadness, but we didn't know that what we forgot was our dreams and passions.

2. Who hasn't suffered for that secret love? We thought infatuation was heavy, the heaviest weight in the world. One day, when we looked back, we found that it was always light. We thought love was deep, and the years to come will let you know that it is only shallow.

3. He likes coffee, I give it to him, he likes wine, I give it to him, he likes fanaticism, I give it to him, he likes tenderness, I can give it to him, but whenever he has an idea, I will respond in a conditioned way, always thinking that as long as I know his preferences and laws, I will wait for him at the place where he passes. When he liked me a little, I told myself not to be afraid of being slow, but I was afraid I wouldn't stick to it. Over time, I found myself more and more like him, so close to his life, just like a mirror. His every move is an instruction to me, and the whole person is wrapped in his world. However, when he met someone who gave nothing, her disobedience instantly subverted all my obedience. I want to pull him back, but he just wants to be farther away, farther away, as if the more he leaves his original life, the more enlightening he becomes.

Once, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world.

On graduation day, I was drunk, shouting the name of the male god and saying I love you. It was so loud that the whole building heard it. I kept shouting for more than ten minutes. Finally, I called the male god and said that it was shameful for me not to shout. Then I said through drunkenness: You kiss me, I won't shout. Without saying anything, the male god bowed his head and kissed me. After kissing, he whispered in my ear: I will do this kind of thing in the future, huh?

6. I liked several people before, one after another. No matter what others say about these people, I just don't want to believe them. I'd rather be called a fool. If you have ever liked someone seriously, you can understand this feeling, not because you can't accept the truth that backfired, but because you don't want to admit that liking this person is a mistake.

7. One day, you will no longer need vigorous love. All you want is someone who won't leave you. He will give you a coat when it's cold. He will give you a cup of hot water when your stomach is upset, and he will give you a hug when you are sad, so he will always accompany you. Accompany you through every section of the road, not love one more day, but a serious word: don't leave.

8. If a person says he likes you, please wait until he takes good care of you. If he promises to take you to a place, he will be very happy until he has booked a plane ticket. If he says he wants to marry you, he will be unmoved until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you. Feelings are not just words. We are past the age of listening to love.

9. I always thought that the people who accompanied me all the way would not leave, and those hands that had been holding hands would not let go. Who ever thought that goodbye was just a blurted sentence, and farewell was just a simple and casual turn. Many people, slowly dispersed, many things, gradually faded. On some sections, you can only walk quietly alone; It's a little bitter. I'm the only one who can't help but taste it. Life is short, I hope someone will give me a lifetime of indulgence.

10. You didn't take the initiative, and I didn't take the initiative, and then our relationship gradually disappeared. No one can live without who, only those who don't cherish who turn around and two worlds. There is a person in life who loves you, loves you and cares about you. This is happiness. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person. Not everyone in the world can talk to each other. What passes by is fate, and what passes by is guests.