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Say you are poor recently. Talk about classic quotations to express your poverty.

1. You are rich, surrounded by smiling faces, and you have no money, which alienates you. No matter how beautiful and busy you are, you have to visit, and you are down and out, saying that you have no time for leisure. In the real society, there is really no money to be valuable, and feelings are only related to money.

I eat AAB now, they are AA, I went with a B-noodle, eat and drink!

3, doing nothing without money, behind the heart and lungs, is actually looked down upon.

I decided to have breakfast every day, even though I didn't bring any money!

Life with money is life, and life without money is survival.

6, the wife is the road, the friend is the cow, there is only one road in life, there will be many cows on the road, don't go the wrong way with money, don't sell cows without money!

7. You are short, ugly and have no money. What else can you chase your goddess? I have a brave heart.

I can't open this pot. ...

9. Our bank has100,000, but it will issue120,000 to employees this month. I am not poor, I am short of money.

10, no money means no love! Always let others look down!

1 1, the biggest wish: save enough money to buy an ATM, then there is no shortage of money.

12, I have no money, I can't have something to love you, but I will love you with my life.

13, sleep naturally, drink water and pee, and save a meal.

14, it's called keeping in good health if the rich eat green vegetables, and it's called poverty if the poor eat green vegetables.

15, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

16, I feel that life is getting harder and harder and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger. I'm running around asking for money, so it's hard to go home. I am embarrassed and helpless to have no money to take it back. If I have an afterlife, I want to be a leech.

17, there are two kinds of polarized people in the circle of friends, those who have money to pretend to be poor and those who have no money to pretend to be rich, and they swear at these two kinds of people.

18, money is not everything, but it's really hard to move without money. I have a deep understanding today. .

19, to be honest, it's really hard to move without money in the money age. Without money, life is hard. With money, I feel I can have a lot.

Don't scold a woman for having no money in her pocket. Money is king in this society. Without money, you are nothing.

2 1, I like to regard 10086 as my grandson, because it will only think of me when it has no money!

22. All my moods and moods now are due to lack of money, money and money.

23. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

24. There is no traffic after this business.

25, this society is really bad, rich and powerful people are lawless, and those who have no money and no power can only swallow it.

I owe my friend ten dollars, and it will take me a month to pay it back.

27. Wage is like a period: once a month, it will be gone in a week or so.

28. Do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? You don't want it!

29. All affectation, pretending, growling and depression are due to lack of money and love.

30. Have money. Be willful; No money. I can only accept my fate!

3 1, I'm going to work, because I really have no money to make a living in society.

32. Ma Yun will never earn my money in this life.

33. They all say: Just be content with the status quo. If you have no money, can you be safe? That's hard to move!

34. Money is earned, not saved.

35. Other people's poverty jingles, but mine doesn't ring.

36. Looking at the annual leave of the wedding leave, playing around abroad and at home, no money, no one, hehe, when do you not have to be so down and out? ?

37. I am short of money, love, sleep and brains, but I am not short of meat.

38. You can get high if you have money, and you deserve it if you don't have money. This is the essence of modern society.

39. Just as masks never thought they would be more expensive than pork, I never thought I would be so short of money one day.

40. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.