Wechat friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam.

WeChat friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam (I) 1. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

2. Half of her face is still hidden behind her guitar, and I forgot to bring instant noodles on the bus.

3. Check it out, traffic jam version: you drive, or you don't drive, the road is stuck there and you can't walk.

I didn't expect someone to go home last month, but this month will come.

I wish all the people who travel today that the traffic jam on the road makes you unable to accompany me.

6. Don't worry? When will the digging stop? ?

7. When you go home for the New Year, you will always face traffic jams.

Do you think there will be serious traffic jams in heaven and hell at the end of the world?

9. Go, or I'll lose!

10. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

1 1. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!

12. Set out before the National Day traffic jam. I got on the highway at ten o'clock in the evening. At first glance, I think it's almost Jiangyin Bridge. I always do this when I go back to my parents' house. Looking forward to next year's high-speed rail. Leave the place that makes me tired and go back to see my dear friend. It's not excitement, it's more calm and release. I know there will always be someone by my side ~

13. Going home for the New Year, I am also happy in traffic jams. Of course, don't stay in the traffic for too long. I have to hurry home for dinner!

14. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

15. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?

16. The traffic lights ahead are blocked into a pot and sticky. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

17. At this time, traffic jams began on the ring road. After the National Day holiday, we can be quiet for a few days. I wish you all not to get stuck in traffic.

18. I only had one day off during the holiday, but I was caught in a traffic jam. The so-called traffic jam is: the Daoshan test is just around the corner, but you can't get into the Daoshan tunnel.

19. I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

20.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

WeChat friends circle expresses the humor of traffic jam (2)1. Horn sound and fog lights flashing red. The driver's heart is burning. He just hopes it will clear up.

22. Traffic jams have many inconveniences, which make people upset and irritable, but in any case, don't treat highways as garbage dumps.

23. There is a traffic jam on the expressway. If you are hungry, you can have it delivered to your door.

24. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

25. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.

26. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

27. Every day from spring to autumn, driving on the road, crowded into a pot of porridge.

28. Traffic jam, also called calories.

29. The Spring Festival is coming, and it is another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, which is hard to be exploded.

30. Happy National Day! During holidays, relax when traveling, calm when stuck in traffic jams, and stay at home and read books.

32. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

33. I will block you and everyone, and we will have fun together. ?

34.？ China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.

35. The station will be crowded again this year, and there will be traffic jams and accidents on the expressway. It's like this every year. It's sad.

36. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone.

37. Traffic jams get on my nerves. In fact, it would be better to calm down and look around. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

38. Yo, yo, Chek, watch the traffic jam on National Day tomorrow.

39. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car are still anxious.

40. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driving and sound system. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

Humorous Quotations from Spring Festival travel rush Peak Expressway Traffic Jam Friends Circle (40 sentences)

Humor in Spring Festival travel rush Rush's circle of friends is stuck in traffic jam at high speed (I) 1. Four people in one car, traffic jam at high speed and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones. I won't highlight the helplessness and sadness of life in front of traffic jams.

2. Traffic jams don't block your heart, take a nap and raise your spirit; Bustling roadside passengers, bustling motorists; The light is on, and every family is warm.

3. Brother goes home and wishes him a happy traffic jam!

4. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait cry and don't stay in the car at home. ?

The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally. I hope you can have the same examination room as people you know.

6. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

7. I know that the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but it is still blocked at this time, which makes me doubt my life.

8. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

9. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.

10. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

1 1. At this time of day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

12. Tell everyone a bolt from the blue, want to cry without tears, and make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.

13.？ Once in a traffic jam, a beautiful woman smiled at me for half an hour-she was in a roadside advertisement.

14. Go, or I will lose!

15. Mom said that the road of Qingguo College was too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't let me take the bus, let me walk by myself.

16. May Day holiday is coming soon. I bought a globe. The world is so big that I can not only look around, but also walk around.

17. It is difficult to get on the bridge and get off it, and the viaduct is badly blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

18. People always say that they will wait for her/him in fate. I waited for 20 years, but I didn't say anything. Is Tema lost or stuck in a traffic jam? Say something.

19. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

20. It's a disaster of life to get stuck in a traffic jam when going home for the New Year. After all, people are old and their bladders are failing. ?

Humor in the circle of friends caught in traffic jams on Spring Festival travel rush Peak Expressway (Part 2) 2 1. On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move again.

It's been 22. 1 hour, and I haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

23. "The bridge is blocked every day. You can get on the bridge smoothly when driving to work without traffic jams. That's a real jackpot!

24. I finally lined up and got on the bus. There was a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?

25. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

26. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

27. The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

28. I get upset in traffic jams. When I get bored, I want to eat.

29. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.

30. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. It takes an hour to send the children to school and come back in the morning.

3 1. Life is comfortable like a stove, and now life is well-fed. Driving is a common occurrence, and you can go in and out of the sun. Every day after work, the flood is sluggish, and I am as tired as a serf when I get home. Is it faster than mobike? There is no such tool.

32. It is difficult to get on the bridge, and it is difficult to get off the bridge. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car. ?

33. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

34. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

35. Going out to play at this time is just to keep warm.

36. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams do not block the heart!

37. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

38. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that this National Day outing will be paralyzed.

39. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

40. What should I do if the traffic jam is severe? Let's dance in the square.

Chatting humor in WeChat circle of friends

1, there is always a lot of traffic at first, and it gradually disappears.

2, there is no rehearsal in life, and it is live broadcast every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

Only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

5. After seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, handsome can be so single-minded!

6. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "

7. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" I cried after eating the second one. "There really is." .

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

9. People who run around brothels are not old. Please use Huiren Shenbao.

10, listen to you and save me ten books!

1 1, debut at the age of 0, every day 10. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

12, take off your clothes, I am an animal, put on your clothes, I am the devil wears Prada!

13, "Honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant ... for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you have no responsibility ..."

14, we have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

15, after reading the language of 10, it is better to talk about QQ for half a year.

16, lazy in bed in the morning, took out six coins from his pocket: if all six are heads, I will go to class! Think for a long time, forget it, don't take the risk. ...

17, spent 80,000 yuan to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously, "Which Western Zhou Dynasty did this belong to?" This is from last week! "

18, I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces, fake breasts and fake hips! ! ! But I just don't tolerate money. Yes! ! ! !

19, the scholar pretended to be dead for his bosom friend, and the woman had plastic surgery for herself.

20. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to discover that you are really ugly.

2 1, personals: The requirements are as follows: A is alive and B is female.

22. Give me a little sunshine, and I will rot.

23, eat properly, you have the strength to lose weight.

24, shake and shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.

25. Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!

Humor in WeChat circle of friends

1. Others care how high you fly, but I don't care about you at all.

2. How do you know what tastes best if you don't miss some crooked melons and cracked dates?

Don't give me the glad eye, you are not strong enough.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious.

Living is not the last word, living and working hard is the truth.

6. Even if the teacher talks about wool, Xueba can knit a sweater.

7. Look at those people who are getting more and more deviated, and suddenly they are infinitely looking forward to my future.

8. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

9. Pick up your charm and put away your handsomeness. From now on, you are mine.

10. The function of the alarm clock is not to wake me up, but to make me sleep in a different position.

1 1. Your advantage is that it is useless at critical times.

12. You can lie to me once, but please don't doubt my IQ and lie to me again and again.

13. You are my good medicine for heart disease. When I dream of you, I will laugh.

14. Because of lack of sleep, I have a bad temper. If I get enough sleep, I will be cute.

15. Please remember that I am a cold-hearted person. Please don't be fooled by my constant madness.

16. Hot and spicy. Come on, let's rain. This is a hot rhythm.

17. The road of life is like underwear, there is nothing you don't choose.

18. If you have to touch my bottom line, then I will tell you with my actions that I am not a kind person.

19. put away the envy of others and work hard by yourself.

I love you, and I will never forget you. If there is someone more handsome than you in the future, of course, it is another matter.

2 1. We are in a hurry every day, but the distance between Monday and Friday is beyond our measurement range.

22. I can't tell whether I am too strong or heartless.

23. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

24. I am the ideal of pork, and the life of cabbage is always vinegar. I want to be stewed again.

I know I have many advantages that you can't stand, so please reflect on yourself.

26. If you want to walk fast, walk alone; If you want to go far away, I will go with you.

27. I wonder who will be cheaper in the future.

28. breathe hard. You can work miracles, and don't treat yourself as a waste until you die!

29. What are the obstacles? Besides, my legs are so long.

There will always be a few days in this year when you have no money to go out and nothing to do at home.

3 1. As long as it is thin and fat, it is useless to wear anything.

Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I will!

33. People who are destined to go far will not be too willing to drag them to your side.

34. We'll see. You dare to eat outside, I dare to drink outside.

35. I hate being given directions. Didn't you say it was nearby?