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Talking about tanning

Talking about tanning

First, it's tanned! From now on, I will be your black powder silently.

Second, people, don't think that you are crazy about buying clothes when you are thin, and you will experience secondary injuries when you are tanned and fat.

Third, the difference of Asian skin color is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

Fourth, there are only a handful of days to get high. Tomorrow, I will start my driving trip. I'm ready for a tan. I'm ready to be scolded. I'm ready to start. nod your head three times.

Five, swimming by the sea, the whole person is not good, not to mention getting tanned in an instant. The day before, my back was like a needle, and these two days it was like itching.

6. You can't get sunshine all the year round, so you cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, it doesn't matter what my skin color is. You can also wear a hat to cover your face.

Seven, tanning in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and haven't gone anywhere.

Eight, when is the end of the day of practicing driving?

Nine, when I am sad, I walk a lot to tan myself, and then I will try my best to make myself come back for nothing, and I have no time to think about anything else.

Ten, my sister came back from the seaside, specially tanned to set off my beauty. I was moved.

The sun asked you to tan your parents' hair for me.

I swear every summer that I won't get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

Thirteen, the seemingly sunny future has the risk of tanning.

Fourteen, thousands of calculations have not stopped the finger from tanning, and I want to die.

Fifteen, completely tanned, everyone said I came back from the Philippines.

Sixteen, line up for a second tan and quickly enter Hogwarts Castle.

Seventeen, without sunscreen, it will really tan, it will really tan, it will be very dark, it will be very dark.

Don't chase the sun all the time, you'll get a tan. Finding someone who knows how to be warm and cold is always more important than finding a pair of skins.

Nineteen, after taking a shower, I felt sick and distressed for three seconds when I looked at my arms and big white legs that had been sunburned three times.

Twenty, I didn't play enough at night, and I didn't receive my shoes until I came back. The most important thing is that I'm not tanned! I feel like I'm playing for nothing

Twenty-one, what can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

Twenty-two, because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

24. Men, women and children are afraid of the sun, so I am not afraid of the sun. Tanning is even thinner. How nice and suitable the weather is.

25. Wherever jellyfish go, they really need some memorials to live up to their collapsed legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

Twenty-six, people who tan into dogs are prudes behind black and white filters.

I am not a sentimental person. I'm never afraid of tanning, but I'm afraid of sunburn. I think my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!

28. Men who exercise to lose weight are not afraid of tanning or being chased by dogs. They don't have a big aunt, and they are not afraid of getting smaller breasts and growing muscle blocks. Their basal metabolism is higher than that of women, so why do men get fat?

Twenty-nine, it seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days before they can have a party. They have lost weight! Kong Zhen, I am so tanned now, and I don't want to see anyone cry.

More than 30,000 steps of tanning twice, if you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

Thirty-one, ask LA if it's not hot. It's hot only when you wear long sleeves. Hot baby is just afraid of tanning.

The weather after beginning of autumn is still hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops in the closet, and then look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring.

I hope I won't work overtime again, but how is that possible? However, I go to work in the scorching sun every day, as if I didn't get a tan at all, and I became white for no reason.

34. This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wildly outdoors with high temperature and tanned skin. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.

At the age of 35, I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night? I was drunk. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

Thirty-six, a trip to the countryside, tanning more than one lap.

Thirty-seven, in order to play with water, the whole family became pigs. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

Thirty-eight, step on the bright sunshine and be a bronzed woman!

39. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: I am afraid of being tanned by the moon. Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

Tell me about the tanned one.

Tell me the black one.

I'd rather die of heat than get a tan. When does the day of driving practice end?

2, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

3. One-day trip to Bijia Mountain, scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin is very painful.

4. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

5. Longmen Escort Agency plays a very happy fishing game every day. Sister Na has gone on holiday. This camp is hopeless. After military training, they all got a tan. After buying watermelons, I will leave in summer.

6, too lazy to want to take an umbrella, but don't get sunburned when you die.

7. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

8. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

9. As an Asian, the skin color difference is too obvious. This is my tanned foot.

10, military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

1 1, the carefully protected skin can't afford to get sunburned after playing in the water park.

12, wherever jellyfish go, they really need some commemoration to live up to their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan just likes you, which is really pure.

13, tanning in summer is also a kind of happiness! I'm still so white ~ it proves that I've been at work and haven't gone anywhere.

14, the holiday balance is insufficient. 1 1 go out to play, get tanned and get fat. Originally, the skin was not white, but now it is darker. Fortunately, I have a whitening method to make me white. hahaha.

15, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

16, instructor: Is Nima human? If you don't tan us, you want to die for us. Take it out on us when you are in a bad mood, and fuck military training.

17, I hate summer, because I get a tan, and I like winter, because I can hug the person I love when it's cold.

18,' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to get tanned and cool?

19, I don't know if you will get a tan on a sunny day, and I don't know if you will get wet when it rains, but what about you?

20, nothing to bask in the sun, maybe no one will call you an idiot if you get tanned.

2 1, the filter can't save my tanned skin.

22. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

23. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

24. It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: I am afraid of being tanned by the moon. Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!

25, you ya, no one will call you "idiot" after tanning!

Talking about tanning

1, Sun, please bask in my parents' hair. Happy National Day.

2. After the military training, I found that my palm was tanned, and I completely became an African gigolo.

3. Although I was tanned a little, I felt my skin got better, and finally my face didn't rot. +I can't wear makeup. I like places where the air is humid. I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future.

I met a lot of history. For example, at midnight last night, a roommate actually received a courier call. When was the communication in the middle of the night? I was drunk. The same roommate complained that my mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. I didn't want her to go to Thailand before, and I didn't want her to get a tan. What a fashionable mother!

I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.

6. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

7. I have been pregnant for 8 months, and I am a little tired at home, so I will stroll around the community. My husband called and asked me what I was doing. I said I was walking outside. What are you doing outside on such a hot day? What should I do if I tan my child?

8. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

9. Hey, July is almost over, and senior high school students are officially welcome! ! Don't want to participate in military training! ! ! ! Get some sun! ! ! !

10 admit that you got a tan during the summer vacation.

1 1. I am very happy to go out to play, eat and ride a bike during the Dragon Boat Festival these days. I gained weight after tanning.

12, watch my sunscreen kung fu. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

13, if you don't wear sunscreen, you will really get a tan, you will really get a tan, it will be very dark, it will be very dark.

14 I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

15. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

16, the person who was sunburned as a dog is prude behind the black and white filter.

17, it is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but a heart to go surfing all day.

18, I backed into the warehouse today, and my skin got tanned.

19, swimming at the seaside, the whole person is not well, let alone getting tanned in an instant. My back hurt like a needle the day before, and it seems to itch these two days.

20, because of tanning, you can use this long-abandoned color number ~ it's really fate!

2 1, school is about to start, and I don't want to get a haircut, tan or lose weight!

Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin in summer and am afraid of tanning, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

24. Every summer I swear not to get tanned the next summer, but every summer I get tanned like an African, so angry, but I still try to keep smiling.

25. What can be tanned by a little sun is not really white, but really black.

Talk about tanned skin.

Talk about tanned skin.

First, let yourself lose more weight this summer vacation, get rid of fat and don't get tanned. I want to look white. Come on, good girl.

Second, summer is suitable for expressing desire. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

Third, compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors. This is because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

Four, the filter can't save my tanned skin.

5. When you see your tanned skin, you will slash Jason.

Sixth, the latest favorite, Albin 2 whitening osmotic milk+healthy water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

Seven, have a good rest for a few days to restore tanned skin.

Eight, I feel that I am tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

Nine, the carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

Ten, reversing the car into the warehouse today, my skin is tanned.

Eleven, I got a tan in summer, and my skin has begun to explode. It's disgusting ~

Twelve, watch my sun protection kung fu. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

My sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

Fourteen, a day trip to Bijia Mountain, the scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin is very painful.

Fifteen, I feel that my IQ has gone offline recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a state of gloom. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

16. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

Seventeen, some places, missed may never set foot, such as the crescent moon spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

Eighteen, it's too hot, it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?

19. After half a summer, my skin is tanned, which is easy to get tanned and difficult to recover. Generally speaking, women do a good job of protection, but men don't care too much, whether they are ducks or ducks. African white faces are more suitable and do not pay much attention to appearance, which may be related to occupation. When they struggle for their lives, it is difficult to take care of their own image. The quality and efficiency of their work is the key. Those actors, singers, people who make a living by their looks.

Twenty, you can only get a tan when you go out this season. When will my white skin recover?

Twenty-one, tanned skin has become a steel skeleton, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with clenched fists. The speed of the charge is transformed into a tiger going down the mountain, and the iron kung fu inspires a gesture of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Those who invade our mountains and rivers will be punished far away, but Hailong will be domineering with eagles and put up a five-star red flag after destroying enemy morale!

22. Just like the tanned skin that never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

Twenty-three, I played with him for two hours and got a tan. My skin, I hope to restore its original color as soon as possible.

Twenty-four, the ultraviolet rays in summer often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests. Light people will be tanned, and serious people will even cause diseases. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

Twenty-five, I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin in summer and am afraid of tanning, so I can't go out. He said that I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

Twenty-seven, if it's sunny here, it's not hot, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

28, July 23, the high temperature is 35 degrees, the sun is shining, and Ma Shuangshan is a day trip. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

Twenty-nine, although I got a little tanned, I felt that my skin was getting better, and finally my face was not rotten+I couldn't afford to wear makeup. I like places where the air is humid. I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future.

Thirty, I can't stand my voice, and my skin is tanned.

Thirty-one, how can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

Thirty-two, dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

Thirty-three, I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

34. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that fate depends on our own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

Thirty-five, I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before going out for a trip. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

About the mood of sunburn in summer, talk about 40 excerpts.

About the feeling of sunburn in summer, the first 1 article 1. "A bad life is like tears in your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.

2.' boring white' is' boring white' in turn. Is it difficult for military training to be doomed to sunburn?

3. More than 20,000 steps of tanning twice. If you have to say anything, there is only one word: there are too many people, don't go!

If you don't want to cover it, it's good to get a tan in summer.

I will go to school tomorrow. My brother will go to military training for his birthday and get a tan. It's so sad.

6. I hate summer because I am tanned, and I like winter because I can hug the person I love when it is cold.

I didn't lose weight in July and May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!

8. Is my body really tanned too easily? In summer, my arms and legs are too dark to look at. I am very active in sun protection. If my face is not black at all, then my body is rubbing black.

9. At the thought of getting bronzed in summer, there are thousands of grass mud horses floating in Qian Qian, which is simply galloping. Drive! Whew! Breathless! …

10. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.

1 1. You can only see your teeth when you come out at night.

12. I feel tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

13. At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.

14. Dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

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16. Only a pinch of cumin was missing from the barbecue ... Mei's tail was sunburned once.

17. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

18. The sun loves me. I'm afraid I don't have to bask in a few degrees when sitting in my seat.

19. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.

20. I thought I might get a tan after playing in the fish pond on Saturday, and then I compared it with Sister Shuo at the meeting today, and I didn't have any idea, so that's it.

Talk about the feeling of sunburn in summer. Part II: 2 1. Although I got a little tan, I feel my skin is getting better ... finally my face is not rotten+I can't repair my skin ... I like places with humid air ... I don't care if I want to live in the south for a while in the future. ...

22. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...

23. In summer, ultraviolet rays often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests. Light people will be tanned, and heavy people will even get sick. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

24. Have a good rest for a few days and restore your tanned skin.

25. "Because I'm afraid of the dark! So my academic performance is not good since I was a child! " "What does it have to do with being afraid of the dark?" "Because I dare not look at the blackboard."

26. Share a sad thing with your deskmate at night. I said I never got a tan because I played basketball in the summer vacation of my first grade. She said that she became fat when she was eating in the sixth grade and never lost weight again. Then she said that I had another sad thing. I am curious. She said I don't play basketball, so I'm so short. Ah! What a painful understanding! I want to eat chicken chops to calm down.

27. With you, I can be white!

28. After beginning of autumn, the weather is still very hot. Think about the suspenders and tube tops in the closet, and then look at the skin color that has been sunburned several times. I can only sigh. It seems that we can only wait until next spring ...

29. Compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get tanned, except for genetic factors, because the depth of skin color depends largely on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

30. Traveling to the countryside is more than just sunbathing.

3 1. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.

32. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

33. You, if you get a tan, no one will call you an idiot!

I can't stand my own voice and my skin is tanned.

35. Look at my sunscreen skills. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

36. The sunshine on the beach is very fierce, and your face looks like Mo Dou.

37. The sun is too bad for me. Forget the tanning. I still get sunburned. After washing my face, I put some water on my face. My face hurts. The point is that the days of traveling like this must last for a long time and be very annoying.

38. The sunshine on the beach is so fierce that the little girl's face is as tanned as ink.

39. Jellyfish really need some memorials wherever they go to be worthy of their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

40. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.