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Interesting facts about Michael Jackson?
Mama’s Funny Quotes American news queen BARBARA WALTER once made a comment on MJ’s plastic surgery. MJ's reaction was: "That heifer..." MJ was irritated: "Isn't she worried about herself? Look at the plastic surgery she received! Look at her eyes, look at her nose, and then Look at those tits!" on the JACKSONS family TV show in the mid-1970s. . . MJ: "We are the JACKSON Family Band. All you TV viewers who originally expected it to be the OSMONDS Family Band, please do not adjust the color of your TV sets!" (The OSMONDS Family Band is a white family band that competes with THE JACKSONS Band) MJ: " I love you!” FAN: “I love you!” FAN: “I love you the most!” Word play? ! MJ’s comments on his sister Latoya’s nude photos in Playboy: “I’m really afraid that my mother will see these nude photos. I’m sure she’ll have a heart attack from anger! I don’t even dare to tell her that I have these nude photos! I hope they ("Playboy") can at least remove the nipple part... I mean, do we have to see her nipple part?" MJ: "I remember when my THRILLER album was released. , Jermaine (MJ's third brother) told me that THRILLER was terrible. I cried about it. He told me that his new album Let's Get Serious (Let's Get Serious) was coming out and threatened to let me see what the experts were. How to make music. Then Let's Get Serious came out, but it didn't sell more than THRILLER, so I called Jermaine and said, 'What's going on? Are you a musician? The title of the album is good, but I guess your album is not as serious as its name! ' Jermaine was angry: 'That's why your THRILLR album and BEAT IT's MV were so bad. The letter accuses you of promoting mysticism. You violated our beliefs! Then Jermaine said that he was filming his MV-Dynamite, and this time he wanted to show me how his MV should be shot. His MV was defeated by both of my MVs. I called him again: ‘I think your MV is not that exciting (Dynamite)’!” Mai Mai’s mouth was so vicious that it made his brother vomit blood~ ~~~ MJ: "The fans riot a lot and it takes a toll on you physically. You feel like a noodle being pulled by 10 people at once. They don't realize anything is wrong. They say, 'I gotta get him.' It doesn't matter if it's my hair, my face, or my shirt! 'In fact, some fans grabbed some of my hair. If I went to London now, they would show it to me. Years ago, I'd be like, 'Oh my gosh. 'My hair is just sitting in their pockets, they're collecting hair!" MJ: "I try not to write about BAD. ) song, oh, I wrote a song called BAD, but..." (This guy bit his tongue!) 13-year-old MJ: "I love all of our J5 fans. Those fans who have always said that I am 'very cute and cute', but I have to grow up every day, can't you use another word to describe me?" Also at Virgin's book signing: a female fan cried and said to him: will you marry me?~~~~will you marry me?~~~~~will you marry me? I said it several times and gave him a ring.
He took the ring and said to his assistant: what she said?~~~~what she said~~~~The assistant didn't say anything at first, but he continued to ask: what she said? ~~~~what she said? So the assistants said in unison: marry her!!! Then he put on the ring with satisfaction. It was so cute!
MJ: "I want to be on the MIB2 poster!" Director: "No." MJ: "That... Okay. But... Since the day I was born, the only dream in my life has been Can be on the poster of MIB2?" Director: "Since the day you were born?" MJ said confidently: "Yes!" MJ: "I will do what is forbidden by fashion." He does what he says! attire~~~~~~~~ The following quotes are not from MJ, but from others: "When there are girls around, MJ will talk about these girls with the men. He also wanders around, seizing the opportunity to pinch the girl's butt, and then Just run away~~~~" (The real person will not be shown!) VIBE Magazine: Do you like HIP-HOP? MJ: I like HIP-HOP music, but I don't like its dance. . . It looks like doing aerobics! 18-year-old MJ at the dinner table with others: "What are truffles? I like meat and potatoes. And I drink a lot of water. Is this a guinea pig? I don't want to eat it yet. Maybe some! Honestly you really like this Something? I really don’t understand, people actually like to eat this stuff?” In 2001, on YAHOO’s online chat: “You have to put the CD in the CD player and turn up the volume so that you can listen to it. It's a real sound effect! You can't hear it through computer speakers. You have to buy it and listen to it on a stereo, so you can hear the best effect!" This guy is actually secretly promoting his CD! Afraid that we would download his music from the Internet and not buy his CDs! Master! In the early 1980s, MJ often wore out his shoes because of dancing, but he was too lazy to replace them with new ones, so he still wore worn-out shoes~~~~~ His brothers and sisters often persuaded him to buy a new pair. . . Then they simply called him "beggar"! MJ asked back: "I'm called a beggar like this, so what about the people without shoes? What about the people without feet? What are they called?"
In a PRIME TIME interview in 1995, MJ tried to prevent Lisa from leaking their information He told LISA the details of her sex life before she revealed her mouth: "She (the interviewer) hasn't asked anything yet!" Then he covered LISA's mouth and naughtily put his bunny ears on the back of LISA's head with his fingers. ~~~~~ mike: Is dad’s release cool?
paris: Not as handsome as my brother
mike: You won’t let me have your brother’s hairstyle. . .
It turned out that Mai Mai actually cut the hair of 5-year-old PRINCE when filming BLACK MEN 2 (I saw it was very cute, like the Big Apple). When Mai Mai was in the UK, she once called a fan Go to your room, "MICHAEL, why is your room in such a mess, I can't even move forward." "Don't tell others, this is our secret." Okay~~Okay~~MICHAEL. . You must need me to do something for you~. . ’ (This FANS can’t wait to have sex with him) ‘Yes, you are so beautiful tonight~’ ‘Then~~~ let’s~~~~ start~~! ~’ ‘Hurry~~ I can’t wait any longer, I’ll help you take it off~~! ’ ‘Ah~~~Hurry~~Hurry~~~’ ‘Wait a minute, I’ll get the guy~! ’ After a long time, Mai Mai came back with many guys in his hands, ‘I’m back! ’ ‘Why are you carrying so many things? ~''This is enough~~! ’ Mai Mai opened the thick newspaper and said, ‘Look, there are special work clothes for cleaners, a broom, a vacuum cleaner, and detergent. . .
’ ‘What did you buy these things for? ’ ‘I want you to help me clean the room~~, hurry up! You have all taken off your clothes. Quickly change into work clothes and help me do the cleaning~. Don’t tell others that my room is a mess~! ’ ‘~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ One year, I was interviewed by MTV, ‘MICHAEL, why didn’t you arrange to go to Yugoslavia on this tour? ’ ‘My buddy Bin Laden told me that there is no flat ground where you can dance MOONMALK. ’ ‘Why didn’t you arrange to go to Japan? ''The doctor said that poor hearing will lead to tone deafness, and the decibel rate of Japanese girls is too high. . . ’ ‘Why not go to China? So quiet! ’ ‘It is said that there is a mysterious MJ terrorist organization there, which is full of strong men and women who are as hungry as wolves. I am so handsome, so they only target me. I am afraid that I will be raped when I get there. . . ·☆—∮*¥#※°╋ ╋ ╋ (Everyone should know who this organization is~) Rehearsal of BLACK OR WHITE and WILL YOU BE THERE at the 1991 MTV Awards Ceremony: The staff is testing the car Fireworks explosion system. They tested it once and the fireworks were so big that they splashed everywhere. . . The tester said: "Ah, that's too much!" MJ turned around: "You see it now?! This is the thing that set my hair on fire back then!" (MJ refers to the scalp burn he suffered while filming an advertisement for PEPSI in 1984 Things~~) In the 1980s, MJ often played games with his friends. He was trying to find a way to fly like Peter Pan. He even asked his friends to sprinkle some dust on his head. After that, he closed his eyes tightly and imagined that he could fly~~~ He said: "It's not that we can't fly, it's just that we can't find the right way to get ourselves off the ground..." MJ's third brother Jermaine married for the first time. BERRY GORDY's daughter Hazel Gordy, MJ's reaction was: "What about those female fans?" (MJ really thinks about us female fans~~~~~touched~~~) It has been mentioned that there are girls signing autographs in VIRGIN I proposed to MJ at the album release party. . . Do you know what MJ said to that girl? ----"See you at the wedding!"
In an interview with PRIME TIME in 1995, LISA and MJ were watching the clip of their wedding inserted by the host. . . MJ: "Ah~~~There is an idiot!" LISA was embarrassed: "Oh, I look like an idiot~~~~" MJ: "No, I look like an idiot!" (This is how she described herself at the wedding Are they really two idiots! ~~~~) In 1984, MJ quickly stripped off his clothes and danced naked around the outdoor swimming pool~~~ His mother was so angry that she screamed: , put on your clothes, your dad is coming back!" - "Private Home Videos"
MJ: I love the part about being in contact with fans. In order to cooperate with the release of the album, the record company must ask you to go on tour, but I will tour hard. I couldn't eat well and couldn't sleep during the tour... (scratched)
Videographer: Can we do it again? Starting from my ruthless tour?
MJ: Forget it if you die, forget it if you die, it’s better to die than go on tour.
Videographer and behind-the-scenes staff:¥?#¥?#?#¥
MJ: Okay, okay, forget it. Now that you know the facts, let me repeat them. ...
Videographer: Michael, attention...start!
MJ said extremely seriously: I love touring! (The crowd collapsed~~~)
MJ: That’s right, they were all laughing and asking me how to get into the mood~~! I have seen this paragraph. It is very interesting. We downloaded it once in our forum. . . Mai Mai gives fans a pillow. . It reads: I love you, I am lonely without you. . . You must love me forever and don’t leave me."... Another time he wrote: "I want to look into your eyes and say I love you, but I am really shy...". . .
Another time, Mai Mai said: I don’t love FANS as a whole. . I love you all one by one. . . It's strange that I don't feel tired of it when it's so sweet! ! ! ! ! ! Xixi. . . . Let me add something, Virgin’s autograph session: Mai Mai is a curious baby, and if she dresses a little differently, she will immediately look at others differently! ! ! ~Like someone wearing cool clothes with his face on it, a turban on his head, and a weird and funny hairstyle. . . . . The most exaggerated thing was when he met a hot-looking girl with a navel ring on her belly button. Mai Mai actually asked her to stand up and let him take a closer look at her belly button! ! ~~! ! ! ! ~~~~I think~~~~~~~~~~ Also, this guy is absent-minded when signing autographs, multitasking to the extreme: while signing, he waves to the fans above and below, hums a few words, and follows the music by the way. He tussled and beat the beat, and whispered to the people next to him, and he didn't forget to say hello to the fans signing autographs... When he was signing autographs for fans, he signed whatever they asked him to sign (how come no one asked him to sign a prostitution Contract, stupid!) I signed it wrong absentmindedly, so I had to make corrections with a red face. It made me laugh! ! ~~ 1970s. One day, Sam Brown (author of One Day In Your Life) came to visit, knocked on the door, and heard from inside the house: "Who is it?" (Who is it?) Sam replied: "Sam Brown, I'm here to find Joseph and Michael." Silence... Uncle Sam asked again: "Is there anyone?" came out: "Who is it?" (Who) replied: "Sam Brown, I'm here to find Joseph and Michael." Silence... strange, knock again... "Who is it?" "I'm Sam Brown, I'm here to see Joseph and Michael." Silence... there was a strange noise in the grass. The uncle looked away and saw that Michael and Jermaine pinched their noses and laughed until they were out of shape - MJ had a parrot and hung it in the house not far from the door, and then hid in the grass outside the house to wait for the big fish.
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