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Tell me about those things in our class.

Tell me about those things in our class.

With the rapid development of social networks and information technology, more and more people like to publish stories to share their thoughts on life and express their joys and sorrows. Do you know what kind of conversation is special? The following is my composition about those things in our class. Welcome to read the collection.

Tell me something about our class. Write 1 in our class, you will never feel tired, but there will be bursts of laughter that you can really step on the roof. Why? To tell the truth, there are humorous teachers and funny classmates in our class.

When the teacher checked Wang Zhibo's math training this morning, he didn't write. The teacher immediately said, "Pig head, did you put your brain in Gao Laozhuang?" Where is your rake? "Gao Lao Zhuang? Rake? What's next? What do you mean? Listen to the classmates next to me, Wang Zhibo was called Zhu Bajie by the teacher! After being in a daze for two seconds, the students burst into laughter.

Just came to the classroom in the afternoon, Xue He kept sighing, and I asked him what was wrong. He said he was finished. It turns out that Xue came early this afternoon. He is playing with his classmates on the second floor. At this time, just at the door of the head teacher's office, another classmate of Xue called his name in the class outside. The head teacher was too sensitive to him and repeatedly told him not to go to the second floor. Whether playing or seducing female classmates. This time, great, the class teacher will go out to see it soon. And Xue also saw the head teacher, and he fled despondently. Sure enough, in the math self-study class, the class teacher said, "I was having dinner in the office at noon, and several colleagues heard a donkey calling a companion!" " ....................................................................................................................................................... ...........................'s classmates also knew, and they all laughed at him. He just smirked and turned red! I also laughed my head off.

My good friend Hu Yi wore a particularly large triangular white scarf in the afternoon. As soon as he entered the classroom door, Wang Housheng, recognized as the king of garbage, shouted, "Yo, Grandpa Christmas is fighting!" " Oh, no, it's Santa! Who's Grandpa Christmas? Huh? ""you! "Hou-sheng wang was beaten!

Tell me about those things in our class. You ask, "What is the most memorable thing about six years of primary school?" I said, "It's a memory of being with you." My dear classmates, we have been together for three years, and three years is enough to make a person change a lot. I have changed, from ignorance to maturity and generosity, but who has noticed that our feelings have changed in the process of change, from strangers to caring for each other and then caring for each other all the time. Everything that happened in the past three years has witnessed our friendship. What I can't forget most is ...

It was a hot summer, and the fiery red sun showed its ferocity wantonly. But it was in this hot summer that the school suddenly stopped water supply and everyone was thirsty. Everyone wants to buy water but doesn't open the school gate, and the school is not allowed to go out to buy water without permission. Everyone was anxious like ants on hot bricks. Everyone was worried that someone would get heatstroke, so everyone began to divide the water. Do you know how moved I was when I saw that scene? In the hot summer, everyone is thirsty and needs water, but they still share joys and sorrows with everyone.

The hard morning finally passed, and the teacher bought water. I thought everyone would go up there and take it or even rob it. But nobody did. Everyone consciously brought a bottle of water. I thought it was over, but it wasn't. The teacher didn't drink water, but everyone knew the teacher was thirsty, too. Everyone brought their own water to the teacher. At that time, I will never forget the teacher's expression. The teacher's mouth was upturned, and tears were still shining in his eyes. I saw them. Those are tears of relief and emotion.

We will be separated soon, and I will remember everything between us and our friendship. Please remember that our friendship is irreplaceable.

Tell me something about our class. Composition 3 The math teacher in our class often says that our class is weird, mainly because the girls are very active in class, but the boys are stunned there. When the bell rang, the boys were full of pride as if they had beaten chicken blood.

Well, after lunch, everyone came to the front line (classroom), hoping to destroy the enemy (homework) quickly. The classroom is really quiet! Suddenly, a scream broke the silence. Yang Siqi is a violent woman! It turned out that Ichiro Qin was making trouble and provoked Yang Siqi, the female man in our class. Now a wonderful martial arts film is on. See Yang Siqi angrily goes to the Qin Yilang, and then gave him a hard pinch. To our surprise, Qin Ichiro actually said in a melodramatic tone: Oh, hate, why pinch others! Say that finish, tease with his charming eyes, slightly raise his orchid finger, really amazing! None of the students present wobbled without laughing, and some even knocked on the table with a smile; Some laughed so hard that they couldn't stand straight; Some people even burst into tears. After a noise, everyone continued to work hard.

On another occasion, students entertained themselves in class without practice. Qin Ichiro said that girls are really useless and are really fools, which aroused public outrage. Subsequently, a big PK for men and women officially began. This is not an arms race, but a verbal confrontation. At the official start of the competition, boys and girls refused to give way to each other, their mouths were flying all over the sky, and they were trying to find each other's weaknesses and shortcomings. Some of them are obsessed with height, some attack the body, some challenge IQ, and so on. After everyone was thirsty and exhausted, the war gradually subsided.

Everyone will definitely ask, who won? The result was a draw. Because this is just a game, although we are angry with each other, attacking each other and slandering each other on the court, we can be reconciled and United after the end.

Listen, the men's and women's PK competition in our class has started again.