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What was the most boring thing you did at home during the epidemic?
The most boring thing is probably quarreling with family members, and there are some discussions and quarrels, because no matter who is right or wrong, it will not change the difficulties faced.
During the epidemic, the most boring thing I did was to be notified by the town government! ! ! The reason is this: my father and I went fishing in the pond, and eight people set off from home in a mighty way. At two o'clock in the afternoon, I started digging at the pond. It took four hours to dig the Longdong (the outlet of the pond) and put the water into the pond. That day passed, but nothing was found. The next day, after lunch, we dug happily. As a result, because a little water had not been drained, we continued to dig deep into the Longdong cave and found a small loach and two crayfish, which were really small.
Only two are so small, plus a little loach, it feels like a baby. Anyway, the overall progress of that day was: further drilling Longdong. Drainage. On the third day, we went there to dig again. I heard from my dad that there would really be a lot of fish there, but for three days, I really didn't see that fish. Third, childish, nothing has been dug up, and the ideal is always beautiful. And then we ended up like this.
The original fishing teams have all returned to their hometown and lived quietly. After a week, I saw the village captain carrying a trumpet, really a trumpet, coming into my house to complain to my grandmother! ! ! Say this: "Someone in your team reported that you dug someone else's fish pond." Report from the team to the village Committee, and then report from the village Committee to the town. Now the town has sent me down to tell you that the town has informed you. You must repair the dragon cave before today. Forget the mistakes. Then! ! ! Then! ! ! Then! ! ! Everyone has left, and my dad is the only one here to listen to the teachings. Now that I've resisted a hoe, I'm going to fill the hole alone. Don't you think it's too boring At first glance, the pond looks like a dead pond. There were fish there, but I didn't catch anything. The town informed me. Was notified by the town! It is estimated that many brigades know this stupid thing. Really boring, eight people, one or two mahjong tables. Finally, my dad just came back, talking and laughing alone, saying that he was going alone, and they didn't go! ! ! Really, if you are bored, you have to get together at a table to lose face, hahaha.
I'm afraid this will disappoint everyone. I'm really not bored. A family of four, 13-year-old eldest daughter is clever and sensible, standing on my side. The 9-year-old naughty youngest son No.2 and the old playboy 1 have worries, and obviously have no IQ, which has formed our strong enemies. If you have nothing to do, clean up their mess, throw things around, and throw them away if you want. However, something at home is broken, and you have to play with the children to fix it. This is really helpless. Maybe it's nature! On the other hand, it is also the problem child II, which has nothing to do with me and my daughter.
Although it is not a camp, we must always cooperate. After all, we are under the same roof! For example, when I was playing badminton with a old boys, it was an eyesore for a problem child to ride a bicycle, but I had an idea. I will stroke his hair when he rides in front of me. Of course, the old boy can't spare him. After several rounds, it's broken. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore and ran away. Haha, small sample, we two old guys can't cure you! Our family's business is foot binding, forget it! There are so many people, it's fun. The key is that I also like cooking, so when I am really not bored, as for boring things, although not all of them are beneficial, nothing will be boring with my family, right?
Counting cabbages is boring. I've never stayed at home for so long, a day or two at most. I didn't go out for 0/7 days this time. Basically, they eat radish, cabbage, bacon and the like by themselves. Even afraid to go out to buy food. I sit at home every day and my ass hurts. So, when I am bored, I will go to the cabbage field to count my cabbages.
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