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The university offended the teacher? depressed

╮(╯▽╰)╭You bad boy! Let me tell you how to deal with that old boy! You should go back to school first to see if the punishment is really imposed. If it is, it can be eliminated! Let me tell you how to eliminate it. Don't take it too seriously when you know you're going to be punished. Just treat it as bad luck because you stepped on dog shit. Relax and feel good first, then call the invigilator (when you talk to someone sincerely, the person on the other end of the phone can also feel it), first explain that your family knows about your punishment, and pretend to be sorry. I'm sorry to my parents, I'm sorry to my teacher, I'm sorry to the country, and finally I have to say I'm sorry to myself with all my heart! Sincerity is important. Before hanging up, I mentioned that I didn’t slam the door on purpose that day because I was young and energetic (slamming the door was equivalent to slapping the teacher in front of my classmates, you know!). In addition, after you make the call, go out and spend 100 yuan to buy some more fruits. Remember to buy a pineapple! (Don’t make him feel better by eating fruit.) Go to the door to find the old man. After entering the door, I apologized again with great regret. The old man would be embarrassed and just chatted for another 30 minutes or so. Before leaving the house, I expressed the hope that the teacher could go to the department to help. Don't smoke in the teacher's room at this time.