Who will tell Jay's story ~

English name: JayChou

Date of birth: 79 years 18 years10.00 65438.

Calendar: Music Department of Tamkang Middle School

Zodiac: horse

Blood type: O type

Constellation: Aries

Height: 173cm

Weight: 60kg

Specialty: writing songs, writing lyrics and playing ball.

Piano, cello, guitar, jazz drum.

Music type: R &；; B

Best cooking: scrambled eggs.

Favorite part of being kissed by a lover: face

Favorite music composer: badyface

What I want most is a gift from my lover: cooking by myself.

The biggest advantage: strong ability to write songs, cutting-edge musicians of generation E.

Which stage of your life do you want to experience most: junior high school.

The biggest shortcoming: shy and soft-hearted.

My greatest wish: to travel to every corner of the world.

Favorite items: hats, various musical instruments.

1. At the age of seven, Jay secretly took his uncle's cigarette and coughed badly. He is afraid of the smell as soon as he tastes it, and stays away from cigarettes.

3. Jay Chou loves fantasy. When he was a child, he liked to hide and watch Tinker Bell. The ending of Tinker Bell is that Daxiong is an autistic child and Tinker Bell is just a fictional character. All the stories are illusory and untrue, but they all belong to him. My Neighbor Totoro is also Jay Chou's favorite.

Jay's cool motto: "Without music, give me death" was triggered by his words in high school "Give me freedom or give me death". At that time, the teacher asked everyone to create a classic saying. In order to save face and be sharper than others, he made himself great. (Note: Great people must have great ambitions. Jay thought so since he was a child. He also said: "I was a genius since I was a child, because I was a genius kindergarten when I was a child", and I was almost shocked by him! )

Once, Jay Chou, who was in a good mood, was walking with a plate in her hand, listening to music, but she accidentally bumped into a waitress and spilled all the hot dishes on her. The waiter's hand was soaked in soup and he burst into tears with pain. The restaurant manager heard the crying and rushed over at once. He severely criticized Jay Chou and unceremoniously fined him NT$ 2,000.

6. When I was a child, Jay Chou was very naughty and loved to laugh. Zhou's mother wanted to cultivate his temperament and sent him to learn musical instruments in the second and third grades of primary school. But the first instrument he learned was not his piano, but the cello. Regarding why he chose the cello as the first instrument, Jay Chou said with a smile: "I certainly chose the cello when I saw a beautiful female teacher playing variations on a little star!"

7. Jay helped his family wash clothes when he was in middle school.

8. Jay's father washes clothes for Jay and often uses this excuse to visit him in the company.

9. Jay Chou usually uses a retro blue Jaguar instead of walking. A while ago, he saw on the Internet that a Mercedes-Benz retro car was about to be auctioned and sold for about 300,000 yuan. After winning the bid, he felt that the dark green was too stable and decided to help renovate the car and change it into a pink appearance. Jay Chou's love of retro things often gives his mother a headache. As long as Jay Chou is on a whim, he can't help buying it. He is interested in collecting all kinds of things, from retro lighting, antique oil paintings to ancient musical instruments. However, more and more items have packed his house, and even the record company has piled up a lot of trophies that he hasn't opened yet, so that mother Zhou reminds her son from time to time: Don't buy any more!

10. Jay Chou: When I released my first album, I wanted to say that no one knew me, so I rode my bike to buy fried chicken. While waiting in line, a boy next to me suddenly hummed Bullfighting, but I laughed for a long time. He stepped forward when he saw me laughing, but fortunately he just wanted to sign. It turned out that he used singing to test whether it was me, but I seldom went out alone after that.

165438+ collective service Jay. Jay made his own marbles, but just because he can play nunchakus and play the piano doesn't mean he can cover it by making marbles. Because Jay's "Hemp Ball" is so ugly, all the people who were full of enthusiasm at first became polite after inviting everyone to try it. You push me, no one will talk. Jay took the hemp ball and jokingly shouted, "Does anyone want to eat?" Suddenly I heard a burst of "I want to eat!" I want to eat! "Voice, everyone looked round, hundreds of fans cling to the glass door window to look inside.

12. Before his debut, Jay often had a habitual action when he was in Alpha, that is, he put his hand into his wide hip-hop suit. Brother Xian told him not to do this. He held out his hand, and after a while, he took it back.

13. Jay was a girl killer in high school. I have had three serious girlfriends, and countless ones are not serious. His "trick to pick up girls" is to pass small notes to female students in class, but his "love letter" is very special because he can draw "cute pigs" and "tinkling cats" as illustrations.

14. Jay has a very good classmate, who is called "luxury twin brother". Jay became popular. Once I met him and called him a liar. It turned out that in the third year of high school, this classmate had an intuition that Jay would be a star in the future, so he took a bunch of photos suitable for the cover and inside pages, and agreed to use them when he made a record in the future. As a result, Jay released two records, both of which were scalpers.

15. When Jay was in high school, he often went to the girl's house to play the electric piano. They also had piano lessons together, but he always went to the piano class without washing his hands after playing the ball. As a result, all the white keys were played as black keys, which made the girl severely wiped after class.

16 once, Jay skipped class with his male classmates to play ball. As a result, they met the instructor and hurried to climb the wall. The male classmate immediately turned over, but Jay stood below and refused to climb. As a result, his classmates had to accompany him and were "captured alive" by the instructor. Afterwards, the students complained to him, and Jay told the secret in his heart. He is afraid of the dog outside the wall, and his classmates still make fun of him for it.

17. When he released his first album, he met his first girlfriend at the airport. When the girl was doing ground work at the airport, she said to him, "Why don't you send me one after you release it?" Jay promised to see him off at the next meeting. Later, he never took that flight again, so he asked the staff to help him deliver it specially, but the staff wouldn't let him.

18. How did Jay Chou primary school "secretly love" girls? Not good at talking, he likes to use a warm offensive. Every time he plays dodgeball, he always puts on a heroic drama of "Tian Dan rejuvenating the country", or he will deliberately cover her, and the ball will quickly block in front, or he will deliberately hit the girl gently with the ball to make her retreat to the safe rear. The only bold performance was to write "No matter how many people chase you, I won't give up" in the girl's graduation yearbook. I didn't know it was completely "Zhuang Xiaowei", and Jay Chou didn't get in touch after graduation.

19. (True love story, that is, the background story of the end of the world) The end of the world written by Jay Chou to Habib is a love story between him and an Aquarius girl at work. At that time in Jay Chou, Alfa boss Wu Zongxian signed him, but he wasn't going to help him make a movie. Every day, he goes to Xiao Zhong East Road and a pub in Wu Zongxian to sing. "At that time, I would go to this store to sing for an hour or two at night. This Aquarius lady often sits under the stage and listens to me sing. "

"When I first saw her, I felt very good. After she often comes, she occasionally comes on stage and sings with me. I also have a special feeling for her. " At this point, Jay Chou twisted his hat and straightened it (probably nervously). Then he continued, "She is very strange. She gave her home phone number to many people in the store, but she didn't give it to me. "

One day, Jay Chou got up the courage to ask Aquarius to see the movie "The End of the World". The girl agreed. Jay Chou was very happy. I gave the girl a speeding ticket when I went to pick her up by motorcycle. When the girl got into his car and sat in the back seat, her hands were tightly wrapped around him. "At that time, my feeling was that I finally caught up." However, Jay Chou was so happy. When she reached the finish line, the Aquarius girl thanked Jay Chou for seeing her off. She has another appointment with her friend, so she can't go with him to see The End of the World starring Bruce Willis.

"At that time, I was sad to think that I would go crazy. Fortunately, I didn't. I just rode home slowly, picked up my guitar and wrote the song "The End of the World" sadly. Ask Jay Chou, "This Aquarius girl, do you know that this song is for her?" Jay Chou shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter. The important thing is that I was really hurt at that moment. "After Jinhua went to junior high school, Jay Chou experienced the taste of love at first sight in the second day of junior high school, and also recorded the real first love. Jay Chou said she was a girl from the next class, with an oval face, much like Noriko Sakai, shoulder-length hair and an eccentric Aquarius. (Like the story of "The End of the World", it is an Aquarius girl ...)

20. Once a black man said that he wanted to be the spokesman of China Airlines, so Jay called the black man a few days later, told him in different voices that he was the manager of the airline, formally invited the black man to be their spokesperson, and agreed to invite him to the company for a meeting a few days later. Black people are happy to believe this. The next day, they went to play ball together. The black man immediately told Jay the good news. At that time, Jay laughed and the black man was played.

2 1. Piglets always like to rap with each other. Jay once called piggy, but piggy wasn't there, so Jay scolded piggy while playing music in the recorded message: "piggy, you didn't answer the phone, which surprised me." You are not as good at basketball as I am, but you are still choking there, so I will call you fart. Why? Today, Da 'an Forest Park asked for a fight, and the two teams had a fight, 2-0. You call me fart, and I call you fart. Why? "Piggy was very angry. He let it out on the show, which made Jay feel very embarrassed. So he recorded another song "Yo ... Pig ... Big Pig ..." and asked other friends to rap together, because he likes to play music beside him when playing basketball. Then Jay let it out and made the pig laugh and cry.

22. Jay is afraid of the dark. He dare not turn off the lights at night. Once, he forgot the key to his studio and had to sleep in a restaurant. Piggy drove him there. As a result, Jay was afraid of sleeping alone in the restaurant, so he asked the pig to sleep with him with pleading eyes. Usually the pig's eyes seem to be discharging. Jay thought the pig looked at him in the wrong way, so he forced him to chat with him, didn't let him sleep, and put the pillow between them, saying, "You can't go beyond here, just go beyond here!" " The pig was angry with Jay and deliberately put his head on his shoulder. Jay was so nervous that he said, "Don't be such a pig!" " "Finally, I couldn't help asking the pig," Are you gay or not? " .

23. Little pig nicknamed Jay "Baby" for no particular reason or motive. He just thinks it's funny to call him that. The first time I heard the pig call him "Baby", he immediately replied "North of your head". After a long time, Jay will get used to it. When calling him "Baby", he will reply "Huh?"

Jay, Pig and Geng Hong bought three monkey scooters together. A scooter with a shape of only 100 cm looks like a toy, but it is full of horsepower. They will make an appointment to ride bikes together on the mountain.

25. A group of friends like to come up with all kinds of tricks when playing ball games. The loser should jump outside the stadium and shout, "Gaga, I'm a frog." Quack, I am a frog! " Or dress up as a puppy and pick up the ball for the "master". Jay's favorite trick is to let the loser lie on the ground and roll with his hands on his head, or let the loser take off his coat and shout at the road, "I'm an idiot, I'm an idiot!" "