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Talk about the mood of having lunch

1, quietly watching you go, nothing like me. 2. It's embarrassing. It's agreed that I will pick up my sister (a pupil) from school every day and make her lunch. As a result, I am paralyzed at home every day. My sister didn't forget to bring her a box lunch when she was full. Are you hungry? I'll add meat for you.

3, I can eat does not mean that I am a foodie, I can only say that I am good at raising.

4. The New Year is coming. what do you want to do? No matter what you do, please remember my motto: smile is the best medicine, music is the secret recipe, and sleep can make you forget everything. Happy new year.

5. There is no love if you don't eat. If you don't believe me, come uninvited to talk about a meal and love.

6. It is cruel for thin people to eat for fat people. Fat people eat for thin people, which is very cool.

7, the color is like the emerald version of the cat's head bamboo shoots, and the taste reaches the hump oxtail scarlet.

8, if you survive, there must be pot porridge.

The red hump was brought from the jade broiler, and the fragrant fish was ordered on the crystal tray. Although their unicorn horn food bar was lazily lifted, the exquisite phoenix meat cleaver was rarely used, and the fleet horse came from the yellow door, stirring without dust, and constantly brought precious dishes from the imperial kitchen.

10, the Yangtze River everywhere knows the beauty of fish, and the bamboo is good and the mountain is fragrant.

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12, Q friends have secrets. This title is really good. ..

13, I'm busy now. On the way back, even though I didn't like sausages, I ordered fried sausages with broccoli. I get along well with the boss's wife, and the weight of the food has always been sufficient. I ordered a sprite and I was shivering with cold. I didn't have the strength to support my huge dream until I was full.

14, living is bound to experience some setbacks, but we are still strong enough to overcome every setback. As long as we are alive, we will be grateful.

15, can I tell you a joke? The name of this joke is love.

16, love is like shit. Once the water is washed away, it will never come back. Love is like shit, it can't stop when it comes. Love is like shit, it is the same every time.

17, what can I do for you? It's a small matter to care about my man, dear dad.

18, happiness is not regret.

19, a girl's good, only the girls around her know-to her best friend.

20. I can't sleep I'm hungry and want to eat hot pot!

2 1, I'm so hungry, I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper, spicy, and my mouth is watering all over the bed.

22. I am drawing a cartoon with pen and ink in the sun. You come from the back and walk gently. Let me give you the inspiration of comics and that kind of happiness.

Scold in person is shouting behind a friend's back. That's a dog.

24.-Work hard so that you can appear in front of people who deny you in a perfect posture in the future.

25, eat enough to buy so many clothes to buy so many bags, and then eat so fat, and then can't clean up, and can't throw it out!

26, who, I tell you, my mood is addressed to you, please take your seat accordingly, don't pretend there.

27. It is happiness to have a girl friend who is as unruly as you.

28. Smart people manage health, people who know the health of stores, ordinary people don't know health, and people who care about health ignore health.

29. Really eating goods, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.

Food is as gentle as love.

3 1. What I regret most in my life is that I haven't made a few normal friends.

32. The first time I went to Tang 'an, I cooked glutinous rice and carved Hu Mei. It is as big as amaranth, as white as jade, slippery, and smells all over the room.

33. Last words of a foodie: Just do something else. Burn me a sea fishing and two waiters.

34. Hu Meng leads the way, I arrive, and the black dragon protects itself behind. The short tail is just an advantage, and receiving letters depends on the ear. Contentment is always happy, and your eyes will not be red if you have achieved something. With my rabbit on duty, the twelfth opening is full of momentum!

Because we all know each other, we know where the knife wound is deepest.

36. Homesickness is the lack of taste. No matter how many years a person has been wandering outside, even if his accent has changed, he still has unlimited ideas about the food in his hometown.

37. I lost 2 pounds after going to the farmhouse for 2 days. Sure, I eat it every day. Exercise at home for a week and eat less fat! I'll go! I told my husband that if I eat less, I won't lose weight at all. If I eat more, I will lose weight.

38. Recently, I like to eat until I can't walk, and then lead my children to stuff some snacks. Some things are getting easier to see clearly.

39, money, cards, but not your size. What a painful understanding! I have to eat less. I am so hungry now. When will it end?

40. I was so hungry that the snacks teased me in front of me and held back.

4 1. Last Friday, I took my students to eat buffet hot pot and Korean barbecue. The children say it's delicious. I just want to tell them that there is no grilled fish, spicy hot soup and fried noodles in America, and hot pot is just the tip of the iceberg. Watching the children fall asleep on the school bus, I feel that I have done my duty as a teacher in China to spread the food culture in China. Amen.

42. You feel fat when you are full. Looks like I still like the feeling of being hungry.

43. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?

44. I am so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry it.

45. Which is more important, food or figure? Eating food: What's your figure? Can I eat?

46. It's Spring Festival. I'll cut a bunch of spring flowers for you. I wish you a happy spring breeze and a happy mood. Chun' an Xiatai is in good health; Chunhua Qiushi, a masterpiece; Spring is full of flowers and good luck. May all your wishes come true and everything go smoothly!

47. When you are in a bad mood, close your eyes and pretend that everything is a dream.

48. In the new year, I am determined not to be a giant of language, but a master of action! Because I know that success is not achieved by dreams, but by your own actions!

49. Do you find yourself indifferent to women?

Under the tide of full support, I didn't plant flowers, but raised a plate of garlic. I should calm down.

5 1, soup packets from Suzhou and Hangzhou Dim Sum Shop, garlic and bacon cheese on the left bank of Hongqiao. ......

52. I walked slowly in my memory, but I didn't know I was already in tears.

53, use shepherd's purse, yam, taro, and miscellaneous vegetables, do not use soy sauce, and cook with delicacies.

54. Alas, at 9 o'clock, my stomach was too painful. I turned on the heating, held the hot water bottle, and wrapped myself in bed without taking off my pajamas. After waking up, I am so hungry. I want to order fried chicken and forget it. Let's drink hot water! But now I'm in good spirits, so I decided to get up and watch a movie!

55. On the road of no return, mankind will never be lonely!

56. I was in a daze again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a big bowl of marinated powder at noon and an apple duck neck in the afternoon. I know I ate too much again. I'll continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but come on, I'm so hungry now. Hold on.

I'm hungry. It's cold outside. Please let me die in bed, and no one will stop me!

58. Mom, I love you. Happy holidays, mom. Mom, I love you. I love you, Vojinj.

59. It's good to eat food. I forgot everything when I ate it.

60. You are my free trash can and the most precious wealth in my life!

6 1, I want steady happiness to resist the cruelty of the end.

62. I ate an ice cream, a drink and a hamburger. Is your stomach getting smaller?

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again. Then we have to ignore the bell. . . .

64. There is no meaning in the world, how can we get jade?

65. I don't feel like eating. I ate four jujube cakes and felt sick. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm very hungry.

66, the fat man who lives on the sixth floor, this is to retaliate against the rhythm of society! ! !

67. My wife is beautiful, lovely and considerate. I'm sorry. She is mine!

68. I am so hungry. I want to eat that fried chicken cake. I wonder if it tastes like fried chicken. I want to make a bad nut first and not eat bread and cake for the time being.

69. I woke up and wanted to go out to play when I was full, so I went out to buy something to eat. Only a few minutes later, I fell asleep and said I would come out to play.

70. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. Now that I think about it, it's a good thing I didn't cherish it.

7 1, lingering dusk, I know I miss you very much, sincerely bless you, tell you quietly, I miss you, and wish you a happy Spring Festival with my best wishes.

72. Rain drops on your toes, reflecting a hazy smile on your face.

73. Life has never died since ancient times, and we have to die sooner or later.

74. Headache, hunger and dry eyes. I wonder if I will see snow when I get up tomorrow morning.

75. I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed, so I can only endure snoring and can't breathe. This is a matter of principle, it's broken!

76. Delete you but remember that your qq only calls you again and again but never bothers you/

77. Motto of eating goods: Don't eat and drink today, and try to find something to eat and drink tomorrow.

78. I was so hungry just now that I ate two salted eggs. My mother said it was the second child's egg. I said, oh!