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Say something crazy.

The Buddhism of life is to get rid of persistence, get rid of stupidity, live a broad and flowing heart. Then you need to regulate yourself to accept good advice and turn life into a virtuous circle of happiness and happiness, sincerity and calmness, gentleness and gratitude.

The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.

One day I will put everything down and have no scruples.

Those who don't know what to do tomorrow are unfortunate!

Only the interests of the public and the well-being of mankind can make the work of hatred valuable, and only an enlightened person can know the enthusiasm needed to overcome difficulties.

Reality is called reality because it is too realistic.

I have a little donkey. I never ride it.

The structure of "people" supports each other, and the cause of "many people" needs everyone's participation.

Don't always feel that you don't deserve anyone. Ask yourself if they all deserve you.

I can't be defeated by reality, because I still have great dreams.

Mouth is an axe that hurts, but words are a knife that cuts the tongue. Words are measured and plays are abusive.

I dare not lose my temper or put on a cold face, because I'm not sure you will post it to make me happy.

The more you learn, the less you ask for help.

People should have the power to pull themselves out of the mud by pulling their hair.

If all mistakes are shut out, so will truth.

Time wasted casually will never be won back.

Putting aside the past may not have a good start, but it will certainly not be worse than the past.

Don't give up your virtue, you must work hard to acquire it.

Understand yourself according to your own meaning, and don't underestimate yourself and be led astray by other people's views.

If the will is obedient, no matter how much, it will encourage violence.

Only the interests of the public and the well-being of mankind can make the work of hatred valuable, and only an enlightened person can know the enthusiasm needed to overcome difficulties.

There are not many assumptions and ifs in life. You just need a pragmatic heart and a down-to-earth heart to create your own prospects. No matter how big or small your achievements are, no matter how hard your journey is, as long as you work hard, no matter whether you are successful or not, all kinds of joys and sorrows are also a kind of harvest.

There are many people who are caring and considerate when they are in the state. It doesn't matter. I should be forgotten.

One of the great advantages of outstanding people is their perseverance in unfavorable and difficult encounters.

Where there is sunshine, there is darkness. Let go of your own space and put aside all unhappiness.

Learn to liberate yourself, because only in this way can you surpass yourself.

If you don't step, you can't cross the fence; You can't climb a mountain without walking.

The human brain and limbs are the same. If you use it too much, you will be smart; if you don't use it, it will be useless.

All your struggles today are to save your strength tomorrow, so don't give up.

Life is like a race, it doesn't matter whether you reach the finish line first, what matters is whether you finish the whole race.

I'm here to shout in a low key, I don't have time to participate in your past, and I don't want to participate in your future.

Strive for the last June of the college entrance examination, be a king and see who competes with you!

Now is the time for me to struggle, because youth is just around the corner.

Don't set off your understanding with my lies all day.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

Tears are brighter in the eyes and a bleeding heart is stronger.

New, not necessarily the best, may still be old, easy to use.

At the expense of today, I will regret it in the Ming Dynasty.

I didn't mean to lie to you, just because you are so infatuated with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.

There are no musicians in China, only performers.

Time will not make people forget, it will only make people get used to it.

The result of unreasonable trouble is nothing.

Only a down-to-earth person can say: The road is at my feet.

Stick to it a little more than others, and you will work miracles.

People laugh at me for being crazy.

You can see my world, but you can't talk.

Respond to your provocation with my most handsome posture.

I think the world is colorful, because I brought makeup contact lenses.

See you every day. But you don't belong to me

Suddenly found out. Rock, scissors, cloth, that's it.

No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

Just because I don't ask for anything doesn't mean I don't care about anything.

Maybe it seems so, but not necessarily.

In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

Tell me, do you want to die?

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

Only new people laugh and old people cry.

Memory is a blossom. We all agree that no one should forget it.

That's true, not casual.

Numerous strangers are waiting for the next green light.

It's really creepy to see you smile.

Love needs some suffering to become unforgettable.

Laughter without restraint is the only right I am proud of.

Remember to take an umbrella when you go out. (You know)

When I needed you most, you weren't there.

You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't shed tears.

I still appreciate not being your lover.

History cannot be assumed. (only for people who understand)

A liar will swallow a thousand needles.

Love makes people lose their minds.

Long-distance relationships are all about being too smart.

You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

Life is like a dream, all for a game.

Society is not home, and not everyone will spoil you.

If a woman is a car, then I am not who you say.

Do you really know everything I think?

What I want is cruel sadness, not the bondage of beauty.

It's not that I don't look back, it's that the rate of turning back is too high.

I never lie, except this sentence.

Mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat!

Many years later, the little girl became Xianglin's wife.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

My feelings for you, wave after wave.

Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for not being able to see through it.

Affection is a kind of pain that has never been said.

Love yourself more than anyone else.

I can't wait for spring to come.

If the sky is sentimental, it will be old.

You said you were tired, so can you let me go? I'm exhausted.

After 90, women also have a gentle heart.

In this world, there is no imagination of innocence.

It's windy Look at the wind speed. Faster than Liu Xiang.

If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

What about egg pain? Rub eggs. Go on!

I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreos if you have nothing to do.

Pretend to be happy and sad, and confess with tears.

Waiting hard, I am afraid that in the end, you will be happy with others.

I'm all right now, but I haven't heard from you.

Your own life depends on yourself.

Even if I can't see my heart, I have already left.

The doctor told me to do photosynthesis and not to stay up late.

Others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

1, you can't treat yourself badly or take advantage of others.

2, who is not old in life since ancient times, it is better to find an ugly man.

3. Qian Qian, the son and daughter of China, has hundreds of millions of people. If it doesn't work, change.

4, hiding a knife in a smile is not terrible, what is terrible is that it can't be prevented.

5, there is also a feeling of being lovelorn and not in love, and it is very strong.

6, lonely years, can only climb the wall and other red apricots out of the wall.

7. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button!

8. It's not that I don't understand, it's that the book doesn't let me understand.

9. I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

10, ouch, you drag like Wu Dalang's wife.

1 1. Youth is running wildly and then falling down beautifully.

12, nostalgia, not because how good that era was, but because you were still young at that time.

13, God said to me: If there is a road in Shushan, do it first! There is no limit to learning, make eight-treasure porridge!

14. He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like melons.

15, there is a kind of love called letting go of your hand and holding others' hand.

16, don't be afraid of hooligans, be more hooligans than hooligans.

17, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

18, a B, NB is north, just south.

19, leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.

2 1, boss, have a bottle of 520 so that I can stick my broken heart together.

22. The classroom is where the living stay. If it is too noisy, you can go to the morgue!

23, can make people disfigured, in addition to sulfuric acid, and makeup remover.

24, the diaper that can resist flood water is the real diaper!

25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag will only reflect light!

26, others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

27. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

28. A cigarette a day makes China strong.

29. Seeing that your home is poor, the mouse went to your home with tears in his eyes.

30. It's better to play the lute to a cow than to a sheep, because he won't have a cow temper.

Depression: The world laughs at me for being too hypocritical and I laugh at the world for being too realistic.

1. Finally, I am indifferent to your bright head.

It doesn't matter, because nothing matters.

It's not that I'm exposed too early, but that your acting skills are not enough.

4. Once my dream is shattered, I will pick it up, try to piece it together, then it is shattered, pick it up again, and piece it together again until one day I can't piece it together again. ...

In fact, I have been standing behind you, but I squatted down as soon as you turned around, and you couldn't see me at all.

6. All the endings have been written, all the tears have started, but suddenly I forget what a beginning this is. In that ancient summer that is gone forever, no matter how I pursue it, young you just pass by like a cloud. And your smiling face, extremely shallow and pale, gradually disappeared in the haze after sunset. Then I opened the yellow title page, and fate bound it badly. I read and reread with tears in my eyes, but I have to admit that youth is a book that is too hasty.

7. Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again when the stars fall every night.

8. Love is broken, I can't tie it, try to let go, go or not, stay or not, I don't want to understand.

9. Depressed mood phrases: Some losses are doomed, and some predestinations will never bear fruit.

10. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

1 1. hide in a certain time and miss the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

12. At the crossroads, we went our separate ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

13. I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time. ......

14. There is a kind of love called no chance, not no love but no fate, and there is another kind of love called fulfillment! To help others, to help yourself.

15. Life is like summer flowers. Who will agree with my sadness? The future you are talking about is a landscape that I can't touch. Whose vision has been broadened by my departure?

16. I sent my heart to the wrong address. Please give it back to me now!

17. My ears are full of pain and I can't hear happiness.

18. If you shed tears, my heart will be wet first.

19. Some people can't say anything good, but no one can replace them!

I love you as firmly as you don't love me.

2 1. We never stay on the same road, just like flickering figures in dim light, but we are submerged in endless darkness in an instant.

22. At the crossroads, we went our separate ways. You take away my tears, and I take away your hate.

23. The world laughs at me for being too hypocritical and I laugh at the world for being too realistic.

24. There is no pain, only you know, there is no change, only your confidant knows.

25. I can't believe the evidence before me. It is the clearest brother who betrayed me.

I used to love you very much, but now I am lonely.

27. Chat records are the last thing to turn over. When you open them, you will know how two people never talk about anything and have nothing to say.

28. Look back once in a while, otherwise you will always be looking for it and never know what you have lost.

29. Imagine that you are still around and say good night in my ear every day.

30. Yo yo Chuck eats a set of pancake fruit.

3 1. I love you more than anyone else I will accompany you when I am unhappy #

32. Silence breaks the fleeting time, and chaos and chaos are romantic.

33. After the dust settles, don't stir up memories, why be sad and prove happiness.

34. If you really care about me enough, then you can always find time to accompany me, no excuses, no lies, no unfulfilled promises.

It was the wind that blew away our promise, not your fault.

36. The world is inherently unfair. If you give up your happiness, it will become someone else's.

If you don't know what sadness is, you won't really feel happy.

38. I may not be the best, but I love you the most.

39. This invisible pain makes me miss you more and more.

40. I once wanted to talk about a love that never broke up, but I never met it.

4 1. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.

You must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better than breaking your word.

43. Maybe waiting should be my best gesture.

44. The cruelty of reality buried the original innocence.

4. It is normal for that person not to contact you suddenly; That person, suddenly contacting you again, is normal and didn't say anything.

46. Take the same street and return to two worlds.

47. I just need a position closest to your heart.

48. We are not lovers, but you are very important to me. You must know I'm talking about you.

49. Actually, there are not so many ifs in the world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

50. No matter how beautiful the world is, I just want to face the sea with you and watch the spring blossoms.