Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Forty excerpts from moral integrity mood and circle of friends
Forty excerpts from moral integrity mood and circle of friends
Abstinence is a commitment, a determination and a choice. Abstaining from alcohol, smoking, drug addiction, gambling and meat is a way of self-management, which embodies one's life values, standardizes one's principles, bottom line and standards, reduces the sources of troubles for one's life, saves resources for one's soul and creates.
I promised to give up drinking, so I'll have another drink tonight to celebrate the start of drinking!
4. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.
5. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old, and life will be barren without wine!
It's not that I don't want to quit drinking, but that I don't want to quit my friends.
7. Drinking less is equal to saving your life!
8. I advise you to drink less and never let an alcoholic fill your stomach.
9. Less than one cup, but drunk on the brow: drinking water with you, but not drunk.
10. I may be an alcoholic. I even made an appointment with a liquor store in Urumqi. After getting up, I have a splitting headache and regret it. I swear I will never drink again. I am allergic to alcohol.
1 1. If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.
12. A glass of wine worries you all your life.
13. I drank too much again last night, and it was really dangerous this time. I feel like I stumbled all the way home and almost had an accident on the way. Determined to give up drinking, make an oath first.
14. The light was dim and the west wind was blowing hard, and I walked across the strip feebly. The car is speeding, my heart is timid, I wake up drunk and have a splitting headache. Stop, stop, stop.
15. I hope I can give up drinking and be healthy in the future.
16. No one can stop me. I decided to give up drinking!
17. Long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.
18. I quit smoking and drinking, so I will stick to it.
19. Quitting smoking, drinking and betel nut is not an effort but a necessity from today.
20. If you want to live a long life, stop smoking and drinking first.
Talk about the mood of abstinence and making friends. Part II: 2 1. Only drinks, promotion is unpredictable.
23. I've been drinking all my life, and suddenly I tell you that I can't drink. I'm sad! Abstinence is so simple!
24. I have been thirsty for many years, and my voice is like a coke pot: I like to sleep today, and I am as angry as thunder.
25. Poor health and stress.
26. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.
27. Add a unitary at three o'clock, accompany me for several years, and my wife told me to quit, so I had to nod.
28. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine.
29. I will be determined. Stop drinking without hesitation! Stop drinking! Stop drinking!
30. It's better to doze off than to be drunk. So I quit drinking.
3 1. I advise you to drink less and treat your dog as your girlfriend when you are drunk.
32. I have been crying for more than 20 years since I started drinking. Now that the golden age of drinking has passed, the amount of alcohol has plummeted. No matter what white wine, red wine, beer, one glass of dizziness, two cups of drunkenness, and three cups of personnel do not know, people have given the nickname "three cups pour". Moreover, the voice after drinking is loud, the temper is bad, and the nonsense is not accepted by anyone except the wall.
A man who doesn't smoke or drink is not necessarily a good man, but a man who gives up smoking and drinking for you is a good man.
34. Every glass of wine knows that thousands of glasses are missing. Drink as much as you can, and don't run away.
35. Drunk driving is the root of trouble. I suggest you don't put your cup. Go out for peace, and your family expects you to return it early.
36. When weeding in the afternoon, I will sweat my rice and drink three glasses of wine. Do you feel bitter?
37. Drink, drink, dear brother, one more sip will be lost one day!
38. Quit drinking and smoking.
39. Men can't make good friends unless they give up drinking.
40. Indulge in debauchery and lose family and country.
Forty excerpts from funny friends' feelings about toothache
Talk about the funny circle of friends about toothache (I) 1. Mother cried with toothache. I have never had a toothache except the day when my wisdom teeth were first pulled out. Toothache is so painful? It hurts too much.
Today, my brother has a toothache. My parents took him to the hospital. The doctor said that he would be hospitalized for surgery and tooth extraction.
I started with toothache and didn't stop taking medicine for half a month.
4. Cold+swollen gums, toothache is not a disease, it hurts like hell. The terrible thing is that I can't eat, and it hurts when I eat my teeth.
This morning, I was eating when I suddenly felt a toothache. I immediately ran to look in the mirror. It turned out that there was a hole in my tooth.
6. She suddenly looked up, embarrassed, touched my chin, and my roots were bleeding. I endured the pain and accompanied my classmates to the infirmary.
7. What excites me? What is the reason for my toothache?
8. I threw myself on the ground and didn't say anything about the injury, but this tooth coughed badly and shook a few times, which hurt when I touched it. This taste is sour, numb, neither soft nor hard, so sad!
9. Stress, irritability, increased aunt, and irate toothache.
10. The most tormenting thing about love is not parting, but touching memories. You think you can go back by standing there.
1 1. Think about what you should do every day to commemorate the second day of toothache.
12. Outpatients are also overcrowded. Is toothache not a disease?
13. I miss the taste of mustard tuber, and the toothache of Haitian bean paste continues. I want to hit people, eat snacks, eat spicy food, and eat pickles.
14. Who can tell me why a cold still causes toothache, and stuffy nose and sore throat are not enough?
15. Fight poison with poison to make toothache worse.
16. It was a Saturday night. I don't know why my teeth suddenly hurt, and soon my left cheek was red and swollen, which was terrible.
17. My wisdom teeth are demon again, and toothache makes me doubt my life every day.
18. I fell to the ground with a splash. I didn't say I hurt myself, but this tooth shakes badly and hurts when I touch it. This taste is sour, numb, neither soft nor hard, so sad!
19. I envy people who eat fast and delicious and have no trouble eating ribs and chicken feet. I have a bad mouth, so I must chew slowly when eating. The soft and small food I make suits me best, and my biggest fear is toothache.
20. If I can do it again, I will take good care of my teeth.
On the feelings of funny friends about toothache (2)1. I had a terrible toothache at noon on Saturday and began to cry. My mother said that the doctor hasn't gone to work yet, so I insisted.
22. My tooth has been hurting, so my mother took me to Zhen Chen for a dental examination.
23. I have a toothache and you only insist on it in the middle of the night.
24. I have had a toothache for more than half a month. When can I see the dentist's painkillers? Anti-inflammatory drugs are useless to me.
25. Toothache is really unbearable. If I do it again, I will definitely eat less sweets, but it will never be possible in my life.
26. I sat at the dinner table last night and ate with relish. Suddenly, my toothache came again.
27. It's another toothache that keeps me awake. Why does the pain get worse when I close my eyes and sleep? I think god is playing me.
28. Toothache has made my legs and feet numb. It's really going to collapse. Can this day pass?
29. Today, my brother has a toothache. My parents took him to the hospital. The doctor said that he would be hospitalized for surgery and tooth extraction.
30. Headache to toothache, groggy and painful waking days.
3 1. Today, I had a toothache, only to know that my little teeth are so powerful that I can feel the pain like an arrow piercing my heart. Beg it for mercy!
32. The toothache continues, and the feeling on my face is not myself.
33. When I had a toothache after eating Oreo, I knew my teeth were going to be strong again.
34. Toothache is not a disease. It hurts like hell.
35. My teeth have been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for people over seventy.
36. Late at night, I have a toothache. Words can't describe the pain.
37. Life is really hard. You will lose your lover, you will experience heartbreak, sometimes you will get sick, sometimes you will have a toothache, and sometimes you will be hungry. But on the other hand, you will have the most beautiful experience.
38. Suffering from excessive internal heat, toothache, gingival bleeding, gingival swelling and pain, and oral ulcer. Come to me, and you'll be done in two. No refund.
39. It seems that an electric drill in my teeth has been drilling my cheek. My whole face hurts, my temples hurt, and my brain hurts. It hurts so much that I can't think of anything else. Half a face is basically useless
40. My tooth has been hurting, so I decided to wear braces, which will be a troublesome process for a 26-year-old. Singing may also be affected in the near future, but the story of the Olympic Games reminds me that health is much more important than career. Students who have worn braces are welcome to share their treatment experience.
Forty excerpts from the circle of friends who received holiday gifts
Received a holiday gift and sent it to a circle of friends. 1 What a big surprise I received today. It's really cute.
I like it very much. I'll give you a thank you.
Parents don't want their children to be rich or expensive, but only want their children to be safe and healthy. Who knows that our little rabbit's skull is enlightened and he bought a pair of socks for me and his father. Is it a surprise or not?
4. Today is Friday! Thank you for the postcards sent by two colleagues, and I also received a nice surprise.
Dear, thank you for your tolerance and love. I'm really happy with you. I hope we can be so happy forever!
6. I think, at the beginning, when I was in love, I removed the bed and got together; Sigh now, I left the pillow mat after marriage and went my separate ways.
7. On a birthday present, each of my friends personally blew a balloon, and then wrote a blessing on it, tied it together and gave it to me, which was very touching.
8. I received a blessing from my daughter and a gift for Mother's Day. My mother and grandmother received a piece of your heart and a happy mood!
9. Satisfied with the gifts made for me on Mother's Day, lovely love, cookies, happy!
10. A man named Zhang Ye prepared a gift for me on 13, and now I have received it. Another leaf in my life used to be my ignorant youth. Moved, my little brother, whom I met in the first day, is almost ten years old now, and his beauty is easy to get old, but he is young in an instant.
1 1.n years ago, I received a man's hand model, and today I received my daughter's hand model. It's really perfect.
12. Thank you for the gift, thank you for your heart, and wish you all the best in the future.
13. Thank you friends for giving me my birthday and blessing. Thank you!
14. I received a surprise this morning. The little girl on the cover is very cute.
15. Surprisingly, I received a new camera at the weekend. White is very loving!
16. Life is full of surprises, and people with the same frequency will eventually meet. Good morning ~
17. Boring weekend working days. Received a strange package. Opening it nervously turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.
18. Everything is for romance.
19. Wow, wow, it turns out that Xiaodoubao also prepared a gift for her mother. I didn't expect her father's birthday, and her mother also had a gift. I was moved to tears.
I received a gift from my baby the day before yesterday. My baby cooked my favorite dinner yesterday. Thank you for the little performance.
2 1. Happy, just like a small gift you prepared with your heart.
22. I am very happy to receive this gift. Thank you. I will cherish it.
23. Thank my husband for making me more positive and optimistic with his words and deeds, and my temper is much calmer.
24. Good things always happen, such as receiving a bunch of flowers from my daughter.
25. Thank my husband for taking the trouble to pick me up from work every day, without interruption, and never giving me a chance to go home by bus alone.
26. Thank you for your appearance, which makes me look forward to it forever.
27. Recently, I suddenly found that gifts can really give people a lot of happiness, especially meaningful and special gifts, which took a lot of thought. I want to know your good memories, haha, that's it.
28. I was so happy to receive a gift yesterday morning, and I am so happy to eat and go shopping today.
29. It's been a few days since I received the gift ~ I've been busy taking pictures now. It's really beautiful ~ forgive my clumsy photo-taking skills and thank the shopkeeper for his gift ~ I won three prizes in a row here, and I feel extremely happy, hee hee.
On a rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise and a long-lost touch.
3 1. Time is something that people can't catch off guard. Thank you for the birthday party prepared by xx in his busy schedule, for my company on my birthday, and for the gift sent by xx.
32. Every day is a new beginning. Happy every day is a better gift. It is my greatest wish to see your smile every day.
33. After thanking others, don't forget that you still like gifts ~
34. Sudden surprises are not only the joy of receiving gifts, but also the importance of being remembered and treated with care.
35. I really like this feeling before Christmas. Maybe it's because I've become a lonely old woman. I really like the colorful appearance of Christmas. Maybe it's because I haven't received Christmas presents myself. I want you to feel that the world is full of love, happiness and money!
36. Life is always full of surprises and touches. On this cold and rainy weekend, I received an unexpected surprise from my uncle and felt very warm! Thanks for positive energy!
37. All the long-term places in the world are tireless because of their hearts.
38. Thank you for being such a shining star in my plain years.
Forty funny sentences about abstinence praised by friends circle
The abstinence funny sentences praised by friends circle (I) 1. Qianshan is always in love. How about a drink less?
2. Make up your mind to quit smoking and drinking, and quit me.
As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.
4. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; I want to drink a little so as not to harm my health.
But since the water is still flowing, although we use swords to cut it, it is even worse to drown our sorrows with wine.
6. Men don't give up drinking and live like dogs.
7. If I were a man, I would never give up drinking in my life.
8. Even if there are many things, it is not the stomach of that year.
9. First, students should keep their mouths shut even if their friends enthusiastically advise them to drink.
10. Quit smoking, drinking and betel nut. Starting today, there is no need to try your best.
1 1. If you don't drink at all, your career will last longer.
12. Cherish life, smoke less, drink less and stay up late less.
13. Indulge in debauchery and lose family and country.
14. Alcohol and tobacco are my lovers. Don't quit, self-harm.
15. People's life span is not long. Some things are best done early, but they are meaningless when they are late. Such as abstinence from alcohol, smoking and struggle.
16. Long-term thirst, swallowing like a coke pot; I like sleeping today, and I am furious.
17. Drinking other people's wine is other people's money, and you have to take your own life. The famous epigram of abstinence.
18. No one can stop me. I decided to give up drinking! If anyone sees me drinking again, I'll punish myself for three drinks!
19. There are some things you have to make up your mind to do, so let's start by giving up smoking and drinking.
20. I advise you to drink less and never let an alcoholic fill your stomach.
The abstinence funny sentences praised by friends circle (2)1. You know you can be happy without wine, but it's not as difficult as you think. I was so drunk that I missed the good day of enjoying the moon.
22. As long as the relationship is good, drink as much as you can. As long as you have feelings, everything you drink is wine. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink. In order not to hurt feelings, I drink: in order not to hurt my health, I drink a little. Shallow feelings, even if you drink a big bowl: deep feelings, even if you lick it.
23. Don't waste water by the river or firewood by the mountain.
24. There are three layers of wine in the glass, and the wine is seven points sad, so I gave up drinking.
25. Drink wine today, and drink cold water tomorrow.
26. I quit for a month and a half and feel that I haven't changed. Alcohol doesn't seem to affect my physical condition and normal life.
27. It's hard to forget abstinence.
28. Half a catty of improper wine, a catty helps the wall. So I quit drinking.
29. You may not believe it, but I'm really determined to give up drinking this time.
Looking at the calendar, I haven't drunk for a week. After the first two hangovers, I have made up my mind to give up drinking. I don't want to drink, but I can't dream of death. White water is the longest.
3 1. The light was dim and the west wind was blowing hard, and I walked across the strip feebly. The car is speeding, my heart is timid, I wake up drunk and have a splitting headache. Stop, stop, stop.
32. I should consider not drinking in the future. After all, I lost my basic love for wine because I was not drunk and my stomach was upset.
A man who doesn't smoke or drink is not necessarily a good man, but a man who gives up smoking and drinking for you is a good man.
34. Don't drink when you are young. Being drunk is the ugliest thing.
35. After that, I gave up drinking.
36. Drink today's wine and drink cold water.
37. Drink to death, no one will lift it, so give up drinking!
38. As long as the feelings are in place, you will be intoxicated if you don't drink.
39. Half a catty of wine is not enough to support the wall, and I won't go for a catty and a half. So I quit drinking.
40. Even if Ziyi, Bai Zhi and other stunning beauties promise each other, they will resolutely refuse me to drink.
- Previous article:2022 Wedding Blessing with Copywriting Sentences (47 sentences)
- Next article:Grandma¡¯s birthday wishes
- Related articles
- On the Characteristics of Japanese Gardens
- Chatting with friends when it rains heavily at night (selected 5 1 sentence)
- Convenient eating method of torreya grandis Introduction of convenient eating method of torreya grandis
- Shijiazhuang No. 28 Middle School Song Lyrics
- We are in the Northeast, how many ways can we eat a pig? I'm so hungry after watching this
- What is a card clerk?
- Couples have all experienced inspirational poems.
- What is the ranking of the top ten decoration companies in Fuzhou? How to choose the top ten decoration companies in Fuzhou?
- Classic feelings talk about signature
- 400 words for the composition "Hometown Customs"