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What the hell are you talking about?

These words make you look immature when you first enter the workplace. Newcomers/professionals who want to manage money should read carefully, so speak professionally! Stop talking!

1. I am ...

I have to ask my superiors.

3. Is this all right?

You can come to see me anytime.

I hope to hear from you.

6. I won't.

7. I don't know

8. I will give it a try.

9. It can be done in one minute.

10. Unnecessary adverbs.

Self-introduction: I am. ....

The next time you write an email to someone you don't know very well for cooperation, instead of saying "I am the marketing assistant of XX company …", you should introduce yourself as follows: I am in charge of market-related matters in XX company, and I am writing this email to think ... You are not talking nonsense, but it sounds much more complicated.

I have to ask my superiors.

Regardless of the position, there must be something for the superior to make a decision. Even the CEO has a board of directors. But that doesn't mean that at the end of every discussion, you have to tell the other person that you are not the one who can make the final decision.

In other words: this plan is very good, but let me ask the opinions of people in several departments. This makes you look at the overall situation and be good at cooperation, rather than being a small follower.

Is this ok?

When you really ask your superior, don't say to him, "Is this ok?" Whether you are really sure in your heart sounds very uncertain. Boss, please tell me whether this work should be continued before Friday. I am confident and clear about the requirements, so I don't need to rush the results. You can come to me anytime. Are you sure any time is convenient for you? If the person you want to see replies, "Let's make it at 5: 30 on Tuesday morning", I'm afraid you are still embarrassed.

Try this statement:

Tuesday and Thursday afternoons are best, but other times can be discussed.

Although it is convenient at any time, I also have my own schedule.

I hope to hear from you.

At the end of the email, say that you are eager to receive a reply from the other party, just as you think that the other party is likely to ignore you.

Look forward to our further discussion. Or: Looking forward to your reply.

Show great confidence. Your communication will continue. X I won't

People don't like to hear "I won't". This sentence means that you didn't even try to finish the work.

For example, instead of saying "I can't handle these numbers", you should say:

I don't know how to do this analysis at present. Can someone teach me so that I can finish it by myself next time? You can hire a master and give yourself a step down.

I don't know

X

Of course, you can't give clear answers to all the questions, but when your colleagues ask questions, you reply "I don't know", which will make people feel that you are not qualified for your job. V

I can only tell you for the time being that the report was sent to the printing plant on Friday.

"temporary" is very clever, as if I knew it but had to keep it a secret. I'll give it a try

No boss will accept this statement. I'm not asking you to "try" to solve something, but to "solve things". "

If the task is really complicated and difficult, explain your concerns to your boss or make a feasible timetable for you.

Leader, I just took over this job and am going to XXX. Can you give me some guidance and advice?

You can kill two birds with one stone by showing your concern and giving some suggestions.

It'll be ready in a minute.

You may think that saying this will make you look efficient. In fact, this statement will damage your professional image and give others the impression that you will only get things done hastily.

I'll take care of it right away. If nothing unexpected happens, I can give it to you before XX.

Never say a thing lightly, but set up an image that you can overcome difficulties. X

Unnecessary adverbs

Put an end to any unnecessary adverbs. The more modifiers you have, the less professional you will be, the less confident you will be and the more procrastinating you will be.

We don't make things very simple, in order to leave a way out for ourselves. But I don't want you to embellish it too much. I want to learn to say "bully":

I wish I could start as soon as possible, but this week's work schedule is full. Shall we start next week?

Be concise and focused, which shows that you are not inefficient, but busy.