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Sleepless humor. Tell me about it.

1, insomnia, as long as he is not a fool, he must be a genius.

2. I say I should go to bed early every night, but every time I lose sleep!

People who say good night to sleep are often still in a daze after half an hour.

No matter how to make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who made her cry once. It kept me awake for a long time.

I told others not to stay up late, but I slept very late.

6. Will people with insomnia come out? If you have something on your mind, I will comfort you. Grab your shoulder.

7. I woke up when I didn't feel funny and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.

8. Many people have insomnia.

I wish I could go back to that day. I can beg you. Please don't leave me.

10, why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.

1 1. It is said that if you have insomnia, it is because you have appeared in another person's dream.

12, my future is not a dream, but insomnia.

13. Do you suffer from insomnia when I dream about you?

14, spring sleepy, autumn sleepy, summer sleepy, winter sleepy in March.

15, when you have insomnia, you find that your past life was actually a coffee bean.

16, sleepless nights are the purest silence.

17, I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps soundly.

18, between thoughts, what flashed in an instant was memories. What I can't stop is insomnia.

19, interesting girls are single, because they can support the boring years alone, and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

20, insomnia, love will eventually sleep.

2 1, you should go to bed early instead of getting up late, but how many people get sick of staying up late but don't get up late.

22. This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

23. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

24. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth!

Listening to your story, I couldn't sleep all night.

26. Is insomnia a disease? If so, it may have been cured by a doctor.

27. Did she say what you think? I'm afraid you make fun of me, so I care about insomnia.

28. I can't sleep at midnight. I get up and clean. I'm really getting more and more diligent.

29, always wandering at the poles of insomnia and sleepiness.

In fact, she is not really happy. In fact, she often suffers from insomnia and often watches the sky alone.

3 1, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

32. Sometimes people who say good night first just want the other person to sleep first, but they can't sleep alone.

33. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.

34. Who dreamed of me last night, which made me insomnia.

Don't cry, don't make trouble, I just rolled over to sleep.

If you can't sleep, say so.

1, I always think of you in the middle of the night, and then I can't sleep all night.

2, so hungry, but can't eat anything; I am so sleepy, but I can't sleep; Tired, but still wandering on the road; I want to cry, but I find no one to call.

Don't make a promise to others easily, because only those who listen will remember a lot.

4. Wait for a meteor when you make a wish, my good friend. Because of your insomnia, I lost my dream mood on a lonely night, but I haven't dreamed since.

5. I finally forgot about you, and I just laughed when I mentioned it.

6, I can't sleep during the holiday, I can't sleep anyway.

7, Yu Qiu, Mix, a long way, breaking people's intestines. Point radiation, virtual network, Wan Li, Yao Si. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.

8, anxiety will insomnia, sad will insomnia, upset will insomnia, and now even happy will insomnia.

9. Insomnia should not be a disease, but it is not a disease, but it makes many people suffering from insomnia suffer from torture, destruction and suffering, which is even worse than illness, and it is more demoralized and overwhelmed than ordinary diseases.

10, it's raining outside the window, I can't sleep but I'm calm inside. Maybe it's true. Do n't wait

1 1, it's raining, and my thoughts are flooding. I don't want to sleep at all.

12, insomnia has been rampant. You'd better haggard me to death, so I won't miss you anymore.

13. What's wrong with me? I'm upset and insomnia. Why do I feel that everything is meaningless?

14, lover's night, dawn is still far from me. I don't know where the wind will take me

15. I miss you every day and ask myself when I can tell you. Miss you every day, keep a heart every day, and leave the best love to you.

16, the distance is short when the heart is near; If happiness is made of honey, bitter sea water is sweet; If you receive my message, I hope you are happy today no matter how tired or annoyed you are!

17, I just slept for a while and my shoulder woke up. I drank a glass of water and couldn't sleep listening to the rain outside.

18, life has honed life, and I learned to accept it along the way.

19, overtime during the day, not sleepy; If I work late at night, I can't sleep.

20. Can't sleep in the middle of the night, tossing and turning, can't sleep. Maybe I went to bed too early tonight and disturbed my biological clock. But obviously not, the ripples in my mind slowly calmed down and reflected a thin shadow; Fluctuating ripples, like joy, slowly fill the heart.

2 1. Missing is like wine stored in a cellar. The longer you keep it in your heart, the stronger your feelings will be.

22, hey, it's not easy to sleep, insomnia is really painful.

Recently, I often wake up in the middle of the night and can't sleep after feeding. One of the reasons is that Peach can't help looking at her after she falls asleep. That's cute.

24, the night tempts insomnia crimes, and sober people can't catch a good sleep. Insomnia, heartache, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, can only use thoughts to soothe tired hearts.

25. Missing is the warmest waiting, and companionship is the longest confession.

26. I'm afraid I'll never see you again and I'm afraid I'll meet you again.

27, eyes will always inadvertently shed tears, every sleepless night.

28. I am sleepy during the day. After drinking two cups of coffee, my brain was too excited to sleep at night.

29. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you want to control your life. Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

I couldn't sleep last night. I vaguely remember that it was raining outside the window, and then I fell asleep. When I wake up, it's really raining outside the window. It's cool and I want to waste my inertia.

3 1, the earth-eating festival is about to begin. Recently, I have been suffering from insomnia. I can't sleep at two or three every day, my little heart!

32. Do you think that the person you love is very kind to others, and you will be depressed after a while?

33. When I don't want to wake up, the desk lamp is projected on the wall, and I am alone.

I can't do anything, even if I say I want to go to bed early. As a result, I woke up in the middle of the night and couldn't sleep, and then I stayed up until dawn.

35. Everyone is shouting at them that the poor sheep has insomnia.

36. There is a person in everyone's heart, whether it is missing, unrequited love or missing.

37. I walked thousands of miles to find you. I can't help but be overjoyed; It took me thousands of drops of sweat to find a heart, and I made up my mind not to go.

38. I accidentally broke into your world, only to find that I couldn't get out.

39, miss this thing, cover your mouth, it will escape from your eyes.

40. More and more people suffer from insomnia, especially middle-aged people nowadays. They are the pillars of the family and always want to give their families a better life.

4 1, it is a kind of happiness to find a fool to accompany you to insomnia.

42, quiet night, insomnia again, because I found myself with so many shortcomings, immature and inexplicable anxiety.

43, I a person's insomnia, a person's space. Miss one person, miss two people.

44. I have been seriously short of sleep recently. I drink tea to refresh myself during the day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning, and try to drink tea during the day. A vicious circle, one ring after another.

45. It's late at night. I can only hear the hum of the air conditioner. My eyes are painful and sleepy, but I'm not sleepy. I don't know what happened to my missing child. I was in a particularly bad mood before going to bed. I'm sorry

46. I really admire myself for losing sleep all night, but I really can't sleep at all, at noon and at night. For this matter, I went to the hospital specially, and there was nothing to say except stress and worry. Now I really know what it's like to miss you so much that I can't sleep.

47. In life, it's really nice to have someone who can make you smile even when you're not around.

It rains every time I can't sleep, as if it hurts to laugh at my sadness.

49. In the dead of night, my mind is boiling like boiling water, which makes people anxious. The body can't help tossing and turning in bed with thinking.

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I tried to comfort you, but I didn't learn. I want to give you a ring, but it's still in the safe. I have to send you a message. I hope we will never screw up.

5 1, in your memory, there is always a most difficult time to let go, but no one can understand yourself.

52. Insomnia is the wandering of the soul, and it is the last contribution left by impetuousness to the early morning. Everything I experienced during the day, at the moment, is emitting a faint light. I hope I can pay the bill to send him away early, and I hope he will tell me silently with his back: no need to chase.

Mountains and rivers can separate people, but you can't separate your heart, no matter where you go. My heart will always be with you.

54. Those repeated thoughts eventually turned into an unrequited love.

55. People are defeated by themselves, first by emotions. People who can't control their emotions can lose sleep all night with a word from others.

56. Not every kind of candy is sweet. The candy I gave you has the bitter taste of tears.

I am so sleepy, but I can't sleep. I woke up after six o'clock, which is unique. The upper eyelid can be separated from the lower eyelid.

58. I said why I can't sleep tonight. I forgot that we had broken up. I haven't said good night yet. I can't sleep. What should I do?

59. Happy insomnia is just because I am afraid to close my eyes. How to think of you at six o'clock and how to love you to the end.

60. You always ask me why I can't sleep. I didn't answer you, but I can't sleep because I'm not used to loneliness.

6 1, you are an unfinished dream in my poor life, and I am a gust of wind blowing between your thoughts.

Maybe time will take everything away, but I will always remember the time when I talked with you in the moonlight.

63. You are in my heart. If you don't feel well, I will feel pain all over. Get well soon, my dearest baby!