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What are the classic lines in Jordan Chan's version of "The Deer and the Cauldron"?

Classic lines from Jordan Chan's version of "The Deer and the Cauldron"

1. Amitabha, your Buddha 2. Emptiness is color Color is emptiness Lama is a monk Monk is a lama 3. Your grandfather's 4. Good friends, let's be loyal 5. What is written here? Just like turtles 6. You're done, let's give it a kiss 7. Fish soup 8. Draw inferences? Why not draw inferences? 9. I can only sacrifice the little you to complete the big self. 10. One word is your decision! 11. Xiaobao: My Xiaoshuang is hooking up with Erduolong behind my back. Is that "hooking up with three and hooking up with four"?!?

Xiaobao: My Xiaoshuang is not that outrageous. How could it be? There are so many three or four adulterers! 12. I will kill all three parties and collect baskets of gold, silver and treasure. Get rich, get rich! ! 13. Queen Mother, you old bitch, why don’t you die! 14. Old turtle, little turtle 15. Your grandpa's territory will be my territory when we get to the capital, and I will be too lazy to care about you then. 16. I can tolerate shit, but I can't tolerate urine. 17. Expose their conspiracy~~ 18. Chen Jinnan died... Xiaobao said in front of the grave: Master... My three wives are about to give birth... Come to me and reincarnate... The princess said: "Then I would rather give birth to a daughter..." Xiaobao said: " If you give birth to a son, you will be rewarded, if you give birth to a daughter, you will raise it yourself. 19. Of course the big prince is better than the little monk. As for the little monk, he is indeed worthless, worse than shit. And you, the eldest prince, are just like shit, worth hearing, this is called winning! The Shaolin abbot echoed: What he said on the ground is full of Zen inspiration, admire him. 20. We are all in the same boat. Wealth and reunion.

21. Ao Shaobao, the emperor often praises you for your great achievements, your graceful demeanor, and your charm...