Complete collection of super funny signatures

1. I finally understand that I can no longer look back. When you live, you have to look toward money.

2. Love is concern, love is dedication, it is the pain of missing, the sweetness of memories, the inseparability, and the trembling expectation in the morning and evening... Lover, how are you?

3. I miss you so much when I can’t see you! I was so mean when I saw you!

4. My surname is me, my first name is Love You, my nickname is Miss You, my first name is Understanding You, my scientific name is Love You, my nickname is Miss You, my book is called Dreaming of You, and my pen name is Love You. In fact, my Real name is teasing you.

5. The bed was wet when I was a child, it is still wet when I grow up, I am still wet when I get married, and it is still wet when I am old.

6. Install a traffic light at the intersection to direct the car and the old man. Cars are running all over the street. The aunt is so scared that she trembles all over. She advises you to be a law-abiding person, not for your children and grandchildren.

7. In today’s era, everyone says it is good to have a good family. When you become a monk, you have plenty to eat, you have money and you are happy, and you open a chain of temples when you have nothing to do. Your life is really good.

8. A boy basically won’t mention breaking up, but he is good at how to force you to break up.

9. If I had the chance to go back to the past, I would not go back because I still have you.

10. The road to the future is so far away, and it often puts me in a position where I have no idea what to do!

11. Don’t make me angry! Otherwise, a tofu will knock you out! Drag him out to feed the pervert!

12. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

13. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out earlier.

14. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years!

15. Use the ministers shouting "Your Majesty, you must not do this!" and "Your Majesty, please think twice!" as a wake-up bell, so that you will have a sense of mission and guilt every day when you stay in bed.

16. It turns out that this is how Superman died. The weather was too cold and he died of the cold while flying.

17. Toss a coin. If it turns heads, go online. If tails, go to sleep. If you stand up, go do your homework.

18. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to take care of yourself!

19. When I saw you falling down on the street that day, I was so anxious that I wished that reality could be like the Internet where you can tap "Like" in the lower right corner.

20. I swear that all the vows I made before are canceled from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

21. There are endless tears of lovesickness and red beans thrown away, and endless spring willows and spring flowers fill the painting building.

22. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stamp my feet every day when I have nothing to do.

23. I cry because you love me too much, and I laugh because you care about me too much.

24. When you said how awesome you are, I suddenly remembered that Sora Aoi said she was a**.

25. Should we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand into the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

26. As soon as the school bell rang, a large group of children rushed out of the classroom like the wind.

27. When I am bored in class, I always fantasize about the bloody scene when the ceiling fan spins down.

28. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of my habit of swearing, but the funny people around me always make me unable to help myself!

29. I always liked her broad-mindedness in the past, but in fact it was nothing more than an airport!

30. Let me go, what are the fast boys like this year? They look like they are joking with the singers.

31. The story of Meng’s mother moving three times actually shows that she had a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move a hundred times!

32. Why is it that when people come to my house, I am busy waiting on them like a grandson, but when I go to other people’s houses, I act like a grandson? What is the problem?

33. I firmly believe that there will be a boy who came to this world to be tortured by me.

34. They say that when a girl is angry, just hold her down and force her to kiss her, but why would I be beaten by her boyfriend?

35. I have degenerated and I still can’t swim. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.

36. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed and it’s time to show off.

37. Some people say they want to kill the teacher with their homework, as if you can move it.

38. If something cannot be retained, throw it as far away as possible. It may bounce back after hitting something.

39. It is our business to be a gangster or not, to be a naughty person or not. Don't worry, there's no need to argue behind your back.

40. Gently, a fallen leaf floated into my heart and filled my whole heart. Slowly, my heart drifted away with the fallen leaves, and I could never find it again.

41. Recently, people always compliment me on how handsome I am. I thought about it all night and couldn’t figure out who leaked the news.

42. If beauty can really be eaten, I will probably starve to death with my appearance.

43. There are two ways to avoid being stepped on by others. One is to become stronger, and the other is to become shit!

44. The biggest benefit of maturity is: what you couldn’t get before, you don’t want now.

45. One day I change the automatic reply to what will happen next? As a result, someone chatted all afternoon.

46. Without a strong master, don’t think that you can bite people just because you are a dog!

47. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

48. I don’t expect you to comfort me. As long as you don’t rub salt into the wound, I will be grateful.

49. When I woke up in the morning, I thought I had grown up, but it turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

50. The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but a lot of WIFI nearby but we don’t know the password.

51. When the love flower fades away, it will flow to the east, where will it end? Until the end of time, it will be hard to stop until the heart is broken.

52. I don’t know what to say, I just miss you so much at this moment.

53. An Neng can bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful. Anyway, the ten yuan is yours to spend.

54. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, and then there is the Great Wall!

55. I fell in love with you at first sight, hugged you without saying a word, came to you every three days, no one kissed you everywhere, married you within five days, and we will not be separated for sixty years!

56. Losing ten dollars is more uncomfortable than falling out of love, and picking up ten dollars is happier than getting married.

57. A model husband: It is up to the wife to decide whether he is a model husband or not. My wife wants to eat cakes, but I love porridge. My wife glares and immediately stands against the wall.

58. Some people say I am handsome and I laugh, but they say I am even more handsome when I smile.

59. Don’t count sheep when you can’t sleep at night, otherwise... you will have very hungry dreams.

60. What are you looking at with those happy beans eyes of yours? No matter how you look at me, I am not yours.

61. The most despicable thing is emotion, and the coldest thing is human heart. Thank you for your smile, which prevents me from seeing your heart clearly.

62. If you yell "bitch" on the street, you will definitely have a higher chance of turning heads than calling a beautiful woman!

63. The oldest saying during the Chinese New Year: If you don’t accept gifts during the holidays this year, you will receive melatonin!

64. Smoking, drinking, playing mahjong, and falling in love with people online. I'll accompany you crazy, I'll accompany you, I'll accompany you until dawn. I've had injections, I've had powder, I've had kisses in the middle of the street. I take a bath, blow bubbles, and sleep with my wife in my arms.

65. If you slip on a banana peel, you must get up and continue stepping on it. If it breaks, it will stop slipping.

66. I remember in middle school, during the midterm exam, the class teacher brought the paper into the classroom and the first thing he said was, I don’t dare to bring a lighter now. Do you know why? Everyone was stunned, but he said, I'm afraid I'll set all of you idiots on fire!

67. In order to cooperate with the successful completion of China’s family planning work this year, I have decided not to have contact with friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

68. A good life: a bowl of Malatang, a bottle of tadpoles, and a small meal.

69. When you find a girlfriend, you must be nice to her. Don’t hurt her, bully her, or let her down. After all, she is blind.

70. Forgive me for being such a scumbag, I dressed up to attend, holding a pen in hand and writing with furrowed brows, just to help the top students finish at the bottom.

71. Late at night, Bush saw Mrs. Bush standing in front of his bed, with her hair disheveled. Bush was shocked and said: You are so bold, you dare to break into the White House at night! ** shook his chest-length beard, smiled sinisterly and said: Rejoice, you are so confident!

72. Meet the right person at the right time, at the right place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

73. Teacher: Xiao Ming, tell me why dogs stick their heads out of the window when riding in a car? Xiao Ming: What about you, if you were put in a car with dogs, you would stick your head out of the window! Teacher: Get out!

74. The first time I met a client, the client extended his hand to shake hands, and I got nervous and pulled out a pair of scissors. That scene was so embarrassing.

75. The sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live a humble life for his ideals.

76. I only had a nosebleed once, but I mistakenly used a sanitary napkin as a mask!

77. Other classes have good grades, good discipline, and are liked by the teacher, but our class has nothing but good looks.

78. The weather has been very bad recently, with heavy rains often coming. Experts have given advice to pay attention to disaster prevention. When the weather is good, dry your bedding in time, then wrap your head tightly and enjoy the sun exposure.

79. Recently, there has been a lot of talk on campus about someone who fell asleep in the toilet. Whenever I heard someone say something, I would quietly come over. Either we like to join in the fun, or we just want to hear it. That night I slept What happened after that.

80. Tomorrow is the last day of National Day. You will see the finale of National Day performed by the majority of students: copying seven days’ worth of homework in one day.

81. I searched for her thousands of times, but when I looked back, that person still looked down upon me.