Eat instant noodles and send humorous sentences to friends circle (39 sentences in one episode)

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous sentence to friends circle (Part I) 1. Because I don't eat, I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon. Ah, ah, I want to eat a big meal!

When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.

3. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room doesn't seem to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

6. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

7. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

8. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.

9. I really want to eat spicy noodles with Chinese sauerkraut. ...

10. I hate instant noodles ~

1 1. It pains me to think that I can't go home this weekend and I can only order takeout to eat instant noodles every day.

12. I've been entangled in the library for a long time. Do you want to go back to eat instant noodles? Let's arrange such a big event on Friday night.

13. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love anymore.

14. I'm hungry at night and want to make some achievements at the end of the year, but I can't wake up during the day and have a headache.

15. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

16. I don't like instant noodles now. Not only does it taste bad, but my stomach can't accept it. I want to throw up every time I eat.

17. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

18. When I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors and will not repeat the sample every day.

20. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

Eat instant noodles and send humorous sentences to friends circle (Part II) 2 1. Add two sausages to the noodles in the old jar. It will be perfect in two minutes. I really like instant noodles.

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

23. Eating instant noodles at night is so fun and exciting.

24. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

26. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. Ten thousand ants crawl in my heart.

For the first time in 30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the New Year. It smells like snoring ~ ~

28. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

29. The first beauty will never come again. Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

30. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

3 1. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

Eating instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

34. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you will have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

36. I ate instant noodles and porridge at home for five days. I came to work today and was told that the canteen was closed. Ok, let's continue to eat instant noodles.

37. First business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and don't want to eat instant noodles.

38. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.

39. I'm here to curse all the people who treat me badly. I've eaten instant noodles all my life, and I don't need seasoning packets. ...

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous short sentence to a circle of friends.

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous short sentence to the circle of friends (I) 1. Three steps to eating instant noodles 1. Instant noodles 2. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that wants to steal food!

2. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

3. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

4. Suddenly smell the instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

It is childish to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night, but I am still smoking.

6. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well and sleeping well in class, huh?

Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

8. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

9. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

10. I used to like instant noodles. I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

1 1. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

12. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

13. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

14. Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

15. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous short sentence to the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 16. Eating instant noodles at night is really fun and exciting.

17. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

18. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

19. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

2 1. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

22. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

23. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

24. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

26. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

27. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

28. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

29. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

30. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

Eat instant noodles and send humorous sentences to a circle of friends (a collection of 30 sentences)

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

2. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

Advise everyone to eat at night, don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

6. When I met my old classmates, everyone smirked and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

7. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

8. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

9. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

10. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

1 1. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

12. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

13. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

14. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.

15. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

The humor of eating instant noodles and making friends circle is a little short (below) 16. I feel guilty. I worked hard and hard, and as a result, the children could only eat instant noodles.

17. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

18. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

19. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

20. Don't sleep at night, and eat barrels of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

2 1. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

22. I hate instant noodles ~

23. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

24. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

25. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

26. First business trip this year. The plane is late, I am hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

27. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

28. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

29. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

30. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

Eating instant noodles late at night with my brother to make friends (a collection of 40 sentences)

Eat instant noodles with my brother late at night and make friends +0. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which successfully damaged my computer.

Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

It seems that eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room can't dispel the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

Eating this taste is a little nostalgic for the time when I lived in the dormitory and the era of instant noodles. Hungry at night, there is a delicious time to make instant noodles.

5. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

6. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

7. I am so embarrassed. I work hard and try again. As a result, my children can only eat instant noodles.

8. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

9. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

10. If you eat instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

1 1. Shut up. Girls in the dormitory eat instant noodles, which smells good to me.

12. I can finally eat instant noodles or the taste of old altar sauerkraut and cry.

13. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

14. I want to eat instant noodles every time I watch Korean dramas. However, I feel sick every time I eat them.

15. Once again. . . I don't eat instant noodles, okay? I will eat dog food.

16. I eat so little now that my old father, who doesn't like instant noodles, made me a bowl of instant noodles for fear that I was hungry.

17. You are instant noodles, I am water, and I want to soak you.

18. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is that your stomach growls.

What do you like best? Love is an affair that you only eat once a week. You say it, I promise to eat instant noodles.

20. It turns out that when you are lonely, all tastes of instant noodles are the same.

Eat instant noodles with my brother late at night and send a circle of friends sentence 2 2 1. Eating instant noodles while adding red dates for health preservation, died after 90.

22. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

24. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

26. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

27. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

29. As soon as I turn on the TV, I see Wang, whose quality is so low that I have to steal Xu zhēng ham sausage when I eat instant noodles.

30. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

3 1. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

32. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

33. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

34. The technological era that tap water can cook instant noodles has finally come true.

35. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. Ten thousand ants crawl in my heart.

36. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

37. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

38. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

39. I suggest that everyone have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until you are hungry in the middle of the night, and you will regret it after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

40. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?