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1. Happy Thousand Days? Are you busy with green every day?

Silence wants to comfort you, but you take it as a blame.

Dreaming that I was in love with someone else, I woke up and cried hand in hand.

I spent all my luck meeting you in my lifetime.

You may have left my sight, but you never left my mind.

6. There is nothing in the promise. Without it, there is nothing.

7. Your denial is enough to make me despair.

8. There is no her in his world, only him in her world. This is the way the world is, and there is never fairness.

9. Because of deep affection, I am paranoid.

10. If he loves you, no one can stop him from approaching.

1 1. Your heart is like an empty city, which has never been filled.

12. I have never encountered the kind of pain you gave me.

13. I hope that all ifs have no ifs, only the lost tenderness is the gentlest.

14. Without you, panic swept the world.

15. There is a person, and you will try your best to love him.

16. I hope you can live well without me.

17. Some growth comes from recognition, and I finally got rid of resentment and hatred.

18. Blame me me for being hopeless.

19. I knew we would lose to time or the world sooner or later, but I didn't know we would lose so fast.

20. Sometimes, amnesia is the best relief; Silence is the best way to tell.

2 1. I don't want you to be alone, but you would rather be alone.

22. What I miss is still the past I rejected and don't want to talk about.

23. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

24. There is a person who you really want to make happy, so you would rather not be happy.

25. Young and frivolous, we are not suitable for family ties.

When upset, the best thing is silence.

First, happiness is not how big your house is, but how sweet the laughter in the house is; Happiness is not the luxury car you drive, but the car you go home safely; Happiness is not how beautiful the person you love is, but how bright the smile is; Happiness is not how many sweet words you have heard, but when you cry, someone tells you it's okay, I'm here. This is true happiness.

Second, smart people look forward blindly; The wise man looks back on everything; A wise man is one who conquers others; A wise man is one who conquers himself.

Third, there is no such thing as a joke. All jokes have serious elements. How much truth is said in a joke, but people who don't want to understand it will never understand it.

Four, a person's life is very limited, I don't want to give up being myself because of the constraints of rules and regulations. External changes will bring me some internal experiences, ups and downs. Now I want to experience more differences, not single, not unruly and different, so that my life will be complete, my goals will not change and my dreams will not change.

Life is too short to rehearse. Everything depends on human effort, which is a positive attitude towards life Let nature take its course, which is an optimistic way of life, and let nature take its course, which is a philosophical way of life. Life is only a hundred years short. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while. Without the bitterness at the beginning, there will be no sweetness later.

6. All efforts in life are nothing more than two kinds of results, laughter or effectiveness. Be prepared for the former and meet the latter calmly.

7. A successful marriage depends on two things: first, finding the most suitable person; Second, to be the most suitable person, both are indispensable.

8. I remember someone saying that the blood leading to the heart is on the ring finger. You know how much I want to do everything in my life to firmly tie your ring finger!

Nine, some wounds will get better after a long time; Some grievances are relieved when they are figured out; Some pain, endured for a long time, became a habit, but in many lonely moments, it returned to my heart. In fact, some words hidden in my heart are not intentionally hidden, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

Ten, life is low, you need to learn to persist. Life has its ups and downs. When the tide rises, learn to keep a low profile; When the tide ebbs, you should learn to persist. Stick to the bottom line of morality, emotion and career. Persistence is to be reborn in the future. There is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. As long as you can hold the last position, you will have a chance to counterattack in life. Persistence is the most tragic force in life.

Eleven, with the sunny people, the heart will not be dark; When you are with happy people, you often have a smile on your mouth; People who are enterprising will not lag behind in their actions; With generous people, you are not stingy; If you are with wise people, you will not be confused when you encounter difficulties; With smart people, you will become smart. Borrow people's wisdom and improve yourself. Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.

Twelve, it is difficult to meet people, and it is difficult to succeed in doing things. Too round, always calculating people everywhere, preventing people from calculating, making people afraid to approach easily, which is tantamount to setting up a fence and building a high wall to keep people out.

Thirteen, life, sometimes the heart is quiet, quietly feel the peace of life, everything goes well, and the days are beautiful; Life, sometimes ups and downs, sometimes sad, sometimes excited, sometimes sad, sometimes happy, but, in any case, you must have firm beliefs and persistent life goals, so that you can go forward and pursue unremittingly.

Fourteen, neither humble nor humble, leisurely; Don't argue, don't make trouble, be calm; No comparison, no comparison, indifference; Not angry, not angry, easy-going; Do not love, do not complain, and be calm. Life has a length; Life has joys and sorrows; Life has its ups and downs. Learn to wave your sleeves calmly and smile warmly. Happiness is not having more, but caring less; Optimism is not the absence of worries, but knowing how to be content; Life is not perfect, twists and turns are also scenery, and it is perfect to be open-minded and understand.

Fifteen, then why? Showing off yourself is nothing more than wanting others to look up at you. It is nothing more than vanity and light on your face.

Sixteen, the tolerance of living is to combine rigidity with softness, and there is heaven and earth in the chest. Be tenacious and unyielding Be arrogant, upright and brave.

Seventeen, people can't forget their roots; The heart cannot be ungrateful! Things cannot be fooled; Love, can't be double-hearted! Grateful people will win people's hearts; Those who win the hearts of the people are respected; People who are respected are better than goods.

The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow from the same root, but cannot depend on each other in the wind.

19. Trouble starts from the heart. If you don't pick it up, you will have nothing. Always staring at other people's mistakes, everyone is wrong; Always finding faults and being dissatisfied everywhere. Can tolerate people and measure people; Forgive others and you can influence them.

There is no need to be too persistent in life, just try your best to meet your destiny. I chose, worked hard, persisted, passed, and had a clear conscience. As for the result, it doesn't really matter. Let go of comfort and focus on making trouble. This is a kind of life accomplishment of contentment and also a kind of life courage. Living here is not a simple tour, but a life with more artistic conception, sunshine, connotation, no worries and fears, and full of joy.

2 1. So far I have not denied my meaning, but I feel that life seems to be a little more self-sufficient. It's right to refuse disgusting things honestly and loudly and be willful. Ninagawa Mika

Twenty-two, be a man, be tolerant of others, don't care, don't hold grudges, don't retaliate, forgive with a tolerant heart, repay bad with good, hate with love, and give others a chance to correct.

Twenty-three, it is impossible to know when love will come and when love will go. So for love, some people are both afraid and expecting.

24. Where there is no water, it is desert, and where there is no sound, it is loneliness.

Twenty-five, leave some space for others, and also leave some space for yourself. You can't make all the profits, enjoy all the blessings and be inexhaustible. This world is not anyone's world, but everyone's world, so you should leave room for everything. With a wide belly, there are often ferry boats. More tolerance and more understanding; The kinder, the more hopeful. Convenient for others, convenient for yourself. You won't despair if others have a way to go.

Twenty-six, the greater the temper, the worse the body; The warmer the temper, the deeper the blessing. The louder the voice, the worse the cultivation; The softer the voice, the thicker the virtue. The more impatient, the lower the wisdom; The calmer the temper, the deeper the wisdom. The more virtuous a wife is, the less troubles her husband has; The kinder the husband, the more beautiful the wife; The more filial their children are, the more secure their parents are; The kinder parents are, the smarter their children and grandchildren are.

Twenty-seven, life, sometimes feel inexplicable irritability. When upset, the best thing is silence. Don't complain too much, talk too much, hold a book, smile at everything and listen to everything in the sun; Don't worry, there are twists and turns, maybe forget it, forget it and disappear.

Classic Quotations: Many times, there is no way to miss the past.

If you live in a city, love someone, or do something for a long time, you will feel bored, excited and want to escape. Maybe I'm not tired of this city, the people I love and the things I insist on, but I just can't give myself the courage to persist.

1, because I have loved, I am merciful; Because you know, you are tolerant. -Zhang Ailing

2. As you get older, you will become less and less incredulous. It's like tooth wear. This is neither cynicism nor paranoia, it's just wear and tear. -Haruki Murakami

3. Face the complexity of life with the simplicity of a glass of water.

4, you don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see it drop a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoid the beginning.

5. There is no puppy love and no forbidden fruit. No matter what age, as long as both parties like and are willing, any emotional or sexual behavior is a natural human right and the greatest right of mankind, and cannot be stopped because of the interference of others. This is my avant-garde absurd view.

6. There is only one true heroism in the world, and that is to love life after recognizing the truth of life.

7. Life is a lonely road. You should have an interesting book to kill the journey time.

8. Giving up everything is easier than people think. The difficulty is the beginning. Once you give up what you thought was fundamental, you will find that you can give up other things, and there are many other things to give up later.

9. When a person is about to leave this world, what do you sum up and earn? I think there are more happy hours than painful hours, which you earned.

10, lovers always spend a lot of time saying "break up" repeatedly. It seems that outsiders are really looking for trouble. In fact, a lot of love, until the moment of breaking up, can not have a truly profound experience. People always like to use "breaking up" to test whether they can really give up. At the moment when I was about to release my hand, I really understood the weight of love.

1 1, life is not waiting for death, good luck will fall from the sky. Even if it's destiny takes a hand, find it yourself.

12. A wise man will never sit down and lament his failure. They must look optimistically for ways to save them.

13, are you tired and want to get married, or are you tired and want to get married? Only by living well can you marry well.

14, the highest state of life is that Buddhism is the heart, Taoism is the bone, Confucianism is the table, and the world is open. Skills in hand, you can be in it, thinking in your head, and live calmly.

15. What is ambiguity? Men are attracted to you, but at the same time they don't want to give up their girlfriends or more choices for you, so they will be ambiguous to you. For men, the best result of ambiguity is to enjoy the body without bearing the result, while for women, ambiguity is just an emotional massage. But from the results, those who play with emotions will get hurt, and those who play with their bodies will take advantage. So ambiguity is not a game that women can afford.

16, when everything is floating in the wind, the special moment becomes eternity.

17, who messed up the floating life with the fleeting time and who messed up the world of mortals with the floating life. If you can be happy and stable in this life, who wants to be displaced?

18, if I love you and you happen to love me. When your hair is messy, I will fix it for you with a smile, and then my hand will stay on your head for a few more seconds. However, if I love you and you don't love me. Your hair is messed up. I will only gently tell you that your hair is messed up. This is probably the purest view of love. If you love each other, you have to grow old together. If you miss it, keep him safe.

19, you don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see it wither a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.

20. Love is like Zen Buddhism-you can't say it, you can't say it, and it's wrong to say it.

2 1. When a person is cornered, he may become extreme or peaceful from now on. I don't know what kind of person I belong to, but I'm sure I have a deeper understanding of the world.

22, perhaps, there are always some things that will stay in the deepest part of life, deep and shallow traces, carefully brushed, no longer feel pain. There is only one kind of numbness. Drinking coffee, bitter taste, let me slowly bitter to death.

23, some things, we know is wrong, also want to keep, because loathe to give up; Some people, we know they are loved, but they should be abandoned because there is no end; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.

24. Many times, there is no way to miss the past. It's like losing a yellow photo, something that has been preserved for a long time, a withered memory. Reach out and catch nothing.

25. Life is an out-of-print movie that cannot be replayed. Some things, no matter how hard you try, can't go back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart.

26. Walking with love is always accompanied by some fragility and helplessness. Sometimes it is like a rainbow, colorful and fleeting, sometimes it is like a meteor crossing the sky, and a turn has disappeared in the vast night.

27. What makes me so confused? What makes me want to cry? The object that I don't need to listen to has lost the impulse to speak, only the sad heart is broken, and all my energy is quietly exhausted with time.

28. Unconsciously, I am used to the temperature in my arms, and the tenderness of holding my right hand in my left hand. I am used to wearing headphones when I am lonely. I don't know when I will stop smoking and when I will enjoy that special ignorance.

29. How can we know the value of sunshine avenue without going through rough and muddy difficulties? How can you appreciate the loveliness of sunny days without experiencing snowy nights? How can we feel the joy of victory and success without experiencing the test of setbacks and hardships? Frustration, it's hard to say I hate you.

You don't know that I miss you because you don't love me. I love you, even though I know you don't want me because I'm stupid. Maybe sometimes, escape is not because of fear of facing something, but because of waiting for something.

Editor's note: People often think that the preparation stage is a waste of time. Only when the real opportunity comes and they can't grasp it, will they realize that they are usually wasting their time without preparation.

Many times in life, we need to give up bravely.

Life often needs to give up bravely! When everything is in the past, giving up is the best interpretation and the best happiness. Give up hate, the rest is love. Turn around and leave before crying, leaving a gorgeous back, making the load in your heart relaxed and smart, and what you should leave in your heart is that kind of indifference. When time goes by quietly, that feeling also goes away with time, and there is only one thing left in my heart called "love".

Sometimes, some people leave without saying goodbye. Sometimes, some things can be understood without asking. Sometimes, some roads will get longer if you don't take them. Those people, those things, those roads, just those, at that time, passed.

Sometimes two people meet unexpectedly in the vast sea of people and have feelings. When one of them is still hesitating about some minor issues, the other party can use this sentence to put down a positive weight for his wobbly Libra; At the same time, tell him: "This is predestined in previous lives, and the fate recorded on the Sansheng stone, you can accept it!"

The world is small, but the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again. Because of the internet, the world has become smaller, but the city is still very big. We walk in the street every day and meet all kinds of people, but we lack fate, so those people never enter our hearts.

It is easy for us to meet. Are selfish or stupid people. They love others. Just to. Prove that others can love themselves. Or hold it in your hand until something in your hand dies. Feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love. Or not. I can only kill myself.

Living for a day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you. The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. What you have to abandon is persistence. Everything is for my use, not for my use.

Everyone has a love, no matter ugly or beautiful, as long as they love each other forever, it is not fake. No matter how fake or true, you are still you, and no one can replace you. Just like there is only one you in this world, how can I give up like this? Is it like cutting with a knife?

Willfulness is a woman's privilege. Men like to find a sweet feeling of "being needed" in women's willfulness. Some women often use men's psychology to turn around and fly. Knowing weakness is a compulsory course for women, but weakness is not an end, but a means. Sun Roujia in Fortress Besieged captured Fang Hung-chien by "showing weakness", although he was only a small fish.

Because the sky can no longer bear its weight. Just like tear drops, because the heart can no longer bear the pain. ....................................................................................................................................................

What is money? Money is water for watering flowers. Proper watering can make flowers and trees strong, gorgeous and bright in four seasons. Overwatering will rot flowers and trees by the roots.

The world is so big and we are so small, just like a drop in the ocean. It is inevitable that you don't need a little luck to find a person you really like and a person who suits you best in this vast sea of people. Where is there a marriage that was doomed in a previous life? Everything needs to be found by yourself.

The so-called practice of smiling is not to mechanically move your facial expressions, but to try to change your mentality and adjust your mood. Learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to tell yourself to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away everything.

The more you think, the more trouble you will encounter; Nothing, but no trouble at all. The more you are afraid, the more others will bully you; You are not afraid of anything, but no one dares to bully you. . This is the world. If you have a good character, others will take advantage of you. If you cross the line a little, everyone will come to please you. Don't give in blindly, but be brave to say no when you are wronged! Wishing people happiness is the stupidest thing in the world.

Maybe what I have done is insignificant, just a little water in the world. It is my humble water that can accompany you, feel your anxious mood, and send you my only drop of dew from time to time to moisten your heart.

It is very happy to love someone and be loved by someone, but things in the world are so fair, there are gains and losses, just like you love someone and get him, but you lose the feeling of mysterious yearning, but you can't get him, but you get the freedom to let your mind imagine. Therefore, when you fall in love with someone, you must think clearly about what you should do to be the most perfect and least regretful.

Love is so short, forgetting is so long. Love for a period of time, months, years. Tired, tired, and scattered. Then you forget, and you can't veto it. Slowly, the color she likes to eat, the food she likes to eat, her tone of voice, and even her appearance. Slowly, everything will be forgotten.

How long have you been dreaming? Still holding a roll of old fu and singing it repeatedly. Looking at myself in the mirror, my eyes are getting blurred. The beauty of the past has been replaced by a few tiredness and a few paleness.

Still thinking about him, you can go to the bridge to blow the wind, listen to music and break up. Don't think about it. In that case, it will only make you more sad. Cherish kind girls and don't hurt them, because there are too few kind girls in this world, love is an instant thing, and happiness is the shortest thing in the world. Cherish it, if you lose it, you will have nothing.

Those moments when the wind blows and the flowers fall always make us feel inadvertently. Time has really flown away, but fate is unstoppable. Those memories of youth are as light as pink petals. In the final analysis, are we drowned in fate, displaced or vigorous?