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Laugh with a smile _ Laugh with a smile and make sentences
Interpretation of idioms: Laugh with your hands over your stomach. Describe meeting a ridiculous thing and laughing uncontrollably. And got pregnant.
Origin of Idiom: Sima Qian's Historical Records Biography of Japanese in the Western Han Dynasty: Sima Yi said with a smile: The doctor has Taoism, so how can he say it now?
Synonym: laugh, make people laugh.
Antonym: howl.
Make sentences with a smile:
1. In Disneyland, all kinds of cartoon characters put on various shapes, especially Donald Duck's bulging belly, which made the tourists laugh.
The fat, stupid and silly panda in the movie Kung Fu Panda is my idol. Watching its vivid performance will make people laugh.
The music teacher often talks to us in humorous language, and we are often made to laugh by him.
4. I like reading educational cartoons in the special zone best. Every cartoon is funny and instructive, which can make the whole class burst into laughter from time to time.
My mother told me a stupid thing she did when she was a child, and I couldn't help laughing, especially when my mother told me that she couldn't even recognize the way home, my family and I all burst into laughter.
6. When I got on the computer, I laughed when I saw crayon Shinchan swimming with his pants off.
7. Music teachers who have always been humorous can always create tornadoes in the class, which makes us laugh.
8. Promoters will put the goods in the shopping mall into hilarious shapes, which will also make many customers linger.
10, "Old Master Q" is my favorite cartoon. It makes me laugh and makes me understand a lot.
1 1. I have a strange little cousin. He always jumps around like a little monkey and puts on all kinds of funny and lovely actions, which often makes us laugh.
12, always laughing when watching funny TV.
13, loves to laugh when reading.
A hilarious childhood.
1, Chinese class, the teacher asked: Who can use an example to show that there are no eternal friends, no eternal enemies, only eternal interests? Just finished, Xiao Ming stood up: teacher, I know, it's fighting the landlord!
2. I am a kindergarten teacher. Today, a child in the class refused to sleep at noon and somersaulted in bed. As a result, he dropped the apple into the peeing spittoon under the bed. I was there to spy on what he would do. . . I saw him grab the apple and run towards me. He said innocently, teacher, chew the skin for me.
3. My daughter was doing her homework and suddenly asked her mother: What is the antonym of wealth? Mom: Poor, of course. The daughter added: the antonym of that foot should be hand, right? Mother nodded. Soon, my daughter finished her homework. Mother picked up her homework and found a question: what is the antonym of abundance? Looking at it again, my daughter's answer is: poor hands.
A hilarious childhood.
The headmaster spoke on the stage. Money can't buy time, health and knowledge, so learn to cherish it! At this moment, Xiao Ming suddenly stood up. Why can't you buy knowledge and charge tuition?
My little niece has just entered the first grade and got 74 points in a Chinese exam. When she came back with the report card, her parents were very angry and asked why you only got 74 points in the exam. My niece buried herself in thought for a long time and suddenly lifted it up. Her parents thought that she realized her mistake and pricked up her ears in expectation. The niece said firmly word by word: Because the teacher deducted 26 points from me!
A graduation message that makes people laugh.
1. The higher a person's goal, the faster his talents develop and the greater his contribution to society.
2. We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away, and there will be a wife in the future! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.
3. May we become a humble little stone thousands of miles away, paving the Golden Avenue.
4. The buds bred in the rain and dew absorb the brilliance of the sun and dedicate colorful flowers to the motherland-this is our common wish!
5. Determination, diligence, pursuit and innovation are all wonderful notes. Combine them harmoniously and you can compose a song of youth.
6. To tell the truth, you are a good man, good-looking and in good shape. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!
7. Learn more when you encounter difficulties: heavy snow presses the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight. You know, pines and nobles, wait until the snow melts. If you don't remember this, don't blame my brother for not thinking about the past. Focus interview I'll give you an injection!
8, today's laughter, tonight's breeze and bright moon, beautiful but not eternal, have not had time to share the last glass of wine, but have to go their separate ways, take care, teacher!
9. Brothers and sisters, have a good trip! As a junior, I am also at a special stage. I also want to say to my junior brothers and sisters: hurry up and don't look back at my so-called college life when I graduate. I want to cry, not because I am leaving, but because I have learned nothing. I don't know how to write my resume. If I am used to it, I will leave it blank. Perhaps the biggest gain is patience and adaptation to nothingness! Make good use of the library, study self-study, basic knowledge, practice integration, interest cultivation, initiative, control time and deal with people. This is how I feel now.
10, people are about to graduate, and the handwriting is good.
Music class representative: Stop singing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!
12, English class representative: If you have the opportunity to meet foreigners, don't talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!
13, ladies and gentlemen, the good life is getting less and less every day. Let's cherish the rest of our college days, whether we are graduating students or schoolmates, and we will be happy in the future, so now we have the opportunity to get in touch with more feelings and don't miss our original life too much. It's better to cherish than to miss it!
14, we are lucky to meet this good time; We have the aura of seizing opportunities, and the future lies with us.
15, I came gently and left in a hurry. What did I bring? What did I take? I don't know, I just heard some birds chirping in the distance. I spent four years in a matchbox!
16, a sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face with no scruples!
17, the grass is all over the campus: the freshman is too young to cherish the grass in spring; Sophomore is just right, all love is looking for grass; My junior year is too old for the sunset to shine on the grass; In my senior year, I sighed. There are plenty of fish in the sea. You shout after graduation, but I'm not a grass anymore.
18, I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer opportunities for eye pain in the future, so I'll just stroll in front and savor the taste of eye pain.
19, fantasy! Fantasy combined with wisdom is the mother of art and the source of miracles.
20, employment is difficult, everyone knows, but I want to do something for you at the end of the message, and there is nothing to do. The only thing is to send a short message, a customs clearance. Have a nice trip, have a nice trip!
2 1. There are gravels and clods on the road. Let's clean them up. There are weeds and thorns on the road, let's get rid of them; There are potholes on the road, let's fill them in-the road of life should be explored with both hands!
22. Peking University is calling you, Tsinghua is greeting you, Wu Da is welcoming you, Huake is waiting for you, we are supporting you, we are praying for you, and we are blessing you: I wish you every success in high school!
23, deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!
Let me know if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!
25. Four years of university are coming to an end. Looking back on the days we walked together, I want to say that I miss the past, cherish the present and look forward to the future. I wish you all the best in the future!
26. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.
27. You are so handsome and cool that you can hardly be compared. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!
28. Look, the mountain of hope is so beautiful and green. Let's spread the wings of life, shake off the wings of youth and fly to the mountains!
29. Look, the snow on the far cliff hasn't melted yet, and the winter jasmine in the field has already bloomed. -May we always be beautiful winter jasmine, the first to bring people the news of spring.
30. Monitor: Brother, be careful all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.
3 1, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.
I won't see you off when you leave, but I will pick you up when you come back, no matter how stormy it is.
33. How high is this step? We don't know, but we crossed it calmly and resolutely, leaving the old steps behind.
34. man next door finally vowed to lose weight. At the graduation job fair, someone said to him: Sorry, buddy, you are blocking my cell phone signal.
35. Boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to imagine you. It's up to you
36. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.
37. The road of life is like a circular runway. The end point and the starting point are together: the old end point is the new starting point. The end point is yesterday's record; The starting point indicates a better tomorrow.
38. Flowers will never laugh at delicate buds, because buds can bloom and have all the love.
39. What is life? It is a brick of a historic building, a pair of paddles struggling with the wind and waves, and a flower that is the source of all kinds of green. Let's create the best life with our own hands!
40. If I can, I would like to rub everything in my heart into today's difference. But I can't! Then, let's break up silently! You know, this is the silence of the volcano, which is better than all other words!
4 1, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human intention, adding up to friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.
42. The sunshine of youth illuminates the direction we are pursuing. Let's look at the target, spread our wings and fly, and strive to add a beautiful luster to the future.
43. With childishness, surprise, confusion, ideals and self-confidence, we will usher in the best youth time in our lives.
44. Time can take away time, but I can't take away my thoughts of you. Graduation can take away my thoughts but not the friendship between you and me. The farther time flies, the deeper my thoughts and the stronger my friendship. Drink a cup of tea and wine and say gently: take care of your teacher!
45. Why are our young people so energetic? Why is our life full of leaps and bounds? Ah! Because every moment of our youth and life exists for hope and miracle!
Funny QQ personality talk, laugh.
1. The host didn't order anything tonight. Let's kill the second brother!
2. Rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, good horses don't eat grass back, and it is fashionable for old cows to eat tender grass. There is plenty of grass in the world.
You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.
4, all kinds of small flowers, all kinds of flowers. People from all walks of life are quite hi.
People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but never know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.
6. Books are seldom used, and there is not enough money to spend by the end of the month.
7. What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.
8. The temptation to go home tells those mistresses that behind you, there will be the next mistress to replace you.
9. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, and if you care for a long time, you will collapse.
10, actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and it shrank.
1 1. Don't try to get a girl drunk and turn her into a woman. You can't afford the consequences.
12, a fool did a stupid thing, and a hundred smart people couldn't figure out why.
13, the days without paper towels are really painful, and I hang two noodles every day.
14, watching TV series means watching other people's lives on your own time.
15. Looking at your wedding photos, I really want to pS them in black and white and hang them on the wall.
16, one person lives, two people have fun, three people fight to the death, four people ... why don't we play cards?
17, girl, take it easy. I am not a good person!
18, my heart is like that cookie, I can't help you break and soak it!
19, men have gold under their knees, so I bent down to pick it up!
20, walking on the wall, vomiting blood, it's time to go home and wash and sleep.
2 1, the advertisement just tells us that money can still be spent like this.
22. If my life is a movie, then you are the advertisement that pops up in the middle.
23. Most people lie from composition, and a few truths start from writing love letters.
24. How come your internet frequency is the same as yours?
25. Everyone eats shit sometimes. Remember, don't chew
26. Women say that men are philandering because women are unattractive, while men say that women are realistic because men are incompetent.
27. Commitment is often like a butterfly, which flies beautifully and then disappears.
28. Don't talk about this social reality, but people's hearts are too dark.
Please don't throw bombs except during World War II.
30. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings. Tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.
3 1, it's so windy today that my heart is cold.
32. I used to talk. I thought you were blind.
33. Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, no charge if it is not sweet!" Hungry passerby: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one. "
Accept my last charity and return to your noble world.
35. A boy has a crush on a girl. He encourages girls to ask what kind of boys they like. The girl replied, and the boy said with frustration, "How about a flat head?"
Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what it looks like.
Money is god, and you can't go to hell without money.
38. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married. My treat!
39. When the father gave his son something, his son smiled. Dad cried when his son gave him something.
40. What a woman is most proud of is not how beautiful she looks, but how many women her man will refuse for her.
4 1, a person, if you don't push yourself, you have no idea how good you are.
42. My qq avatar is dancing happily in your QQ, but your penguin seems to have Alzheimer's disease, and it took a long time to say "Oh".
43, the whole class sleeps, after school games form a team, the whole class collapses at the end of the term, and the exam cannot be opened.
44. Teachers assign more than 300 million words of homework a year, and the test papers can circle the earth three times together. For nine consecutive years, the number of global assignments has been leading, with good results, and of course it is more popular.
45, you really don't look down on fat people! Thin down and die one by one.
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