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Lyrics of mc Xiao Lei's "Roasted Corn"
Singing: little devil
Composer: Xiao Guizi
Lyrics: little devil
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crocodile addiction
Hey, about the farmer.
The feelings of the plowman
The farmer's interest
Farmers roast corn.
Particularly interesting.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
The cultivator is just.
Be proud of this taste.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
I'm tired of picking corn.
Alba Mibal is tired.
Roasted corn is not on the ground.
You can't take back the corn.
Every family has a small four-wheel drive.
I can drive myself.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
The harvest season
The more you work, the more energetic you are.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Work now. number
Roasted corn 170 yuan.
Does two fingers count?
There is another meal at noon.
There are all kinds of meat and vegetables.
I have to get beer.
We can't let people go.
Car transfers are handled as follows
Recruitment has to be discussed.
Don't do anything if you want to pay less.
It's cold, don't worry.
Up to 200. No problem.
If you don't believe me, wait a minute.
See if the price is fierce.
I can't stand picking corn.
It's not too early to get up at four.
Open your eyes and wash your face.
Open four rounds of corn picking.
Stand at the head of the village and look out.
All kinds of vehicles are running happily.
Mud soup spilled all over the sky.
Look into the distance
A large cornfield
People standing at both ends can't see it.
Squat underground with steamed corn.
With corn in his hand
Corn beard touched all over the body.
Mi Bao zha zi zha with?
I wonder if that's right.
Give me a round of applause in response.
Picking corn is very tiring.
Alas, baking corn is difficult.
Roasted corn doesn't slip.
Roasted corn is not a traitor.
The plowman's little four wheels
I can drive by myself
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Farmers are busy with the autumn harvest.
Everyone smiles.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Nail long glove feed
Make thin slices all day.
Short and clean nail injury
Fingers are hard.
My legs are weak and my hands are numb.
My knee is gnashing with pain.
The days are still short and the nights are still long.
It's cold every morning.
Trembling with cold in the morning.
It's hot and sweaty at noon.
You said it was really cold.
What if you catch a cold?
You deserve it.
Who can blame for wearing less?
I looked up and saw a handsome boy.
Driving a broken four-wheeled car
This little brother is really amazing.
Step on the accelerator to the bottom.
Broken car, bucket, that's awesome
The front of the car is full of black smoke.
Hang a subwoofer after you sit down.
Singing and shouting all the way.
Look at the handsome guy, look at his face.
There is a grain of rice in your mouth.
Teeth are neither white nor gray.
Hair looks like a haystack.
I didn't wash my face or comb my hair.
Both eyes were filled with scorn.
Wear a sweater and a floral coat
Small hole and small mouth.
Open the trouser legs and show the sides.
It was still smoking when it was filmed.
Broken leather shoes have no edges.
Thumb and toe are looking at the sky
Socks are neither gray nor white.
I can't say what color it is.
The feet are all gray.
The toenail cover is black.
I said, handsome guys can really make trouble.
Work and listen to the subwoofer
Dude, you don't know.
If you don't want to listen to music
Pick up the corn and want to sleep
Or you have to take high doses of drugs.
Say the right number, not the right number.
Give me a round of applause and you'll know.
I'm tired of picking corn.
Alba Mibal is tired.
It is not easy to pick corn.
Everyone has this experience.
The plowman's little four wheels
I can drive by myself
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
The cultivators are busy with the autumn harvest
Everyone is tanned.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Impatient personality.
Brother, please don't take it amiss.
Have a good time.
I have been fighting for more than two days.
Everything is in a hurry.
The family is hiring someone to do it.
I must try to solve three meals.
At this time, the east has turned white.
Born as a kung fu craftsman.
Get off the bus and start working.
Go forward one by one.
These women are really defeated.
A shop of corn can throw three.
Wear a gauze towel with a mask.
A little small talk and a set of skills.
Niu badao is not ashamed.
East parents and west families are short
Which girl is shameless?
Who is Sun and who is Ye?
Who has a whore with whom?
Who is sweet and who is bitter.
Whose wife is unreliable?
Zhang Ma Jia Li Jia mutton
Whose sow jumped over the wall?
This is the essence of that tiger.
Dragging around all morning.
Fooled eighty-five for a long time
One is not slippery, and the other is not bad.
One is faster than the other.
A pot of cold water is a generation of cigarettes.
Laughing and fooling around all day.
Hands at work, mouth saying.
One day must be cheerful.
Shout tired in your heart and smile in your mouth.
Working only recognizes red notes.
Everybody just listen, don't check the numbers.
The drums didn't ring. I know
This farmer is a genius.
Hey, the plowman is stupid
Cultivators are not smart.
Cultivators don't hide traitors
The plowman is a professional pursuer.
I can count myself.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
What do cultivators do?
I understand everything. One,Two,Three
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Walking in the field of harvester
The employer is sitting in the driving building.
The big flywheel sobbed.
I'll collect a big piece in a minute.
The harvester is really good.
One is long, the other is long, and the other is upside down.
Corn leaves are flying all over the sky
I'll pick up a lot later
This money is well spent.
Drive home
One hour 180.
This is how you spend your money.
Drivers work in black and white shifts.
Three cars and four wheels run like hell.
You can tell your fortune when you are tired.
Improve eating barbecue at night.
Go to the field after harvesting corn.
Corn cobs are everywhere.
Kick the dragon ditch and look down.
A chunk of corn.
With a basket in his left hand and a fork in his waist.
With a broken sickle in his right hand.
Yi Long chinchilla Zhao Yao.
Look at the corn.
This shape is like doing exercises.
I'm exhausted and you have no choice.
The corn harvest is really fast.
Several sacks were also banned.
It's hard to say after paying the money.
Forget it next year.
Corn is not baked on the mountain.
Cut the stick and pull it home
There is a peeler at home.
Broken things are afraid of low voltage.
Low voltage, anxiety.
The yard is full of corn husks.
Separate during the day and eat steak at night.
It's no use losing power.
The corn was directly chewed off.
Corn grains are all white and blind.
The wind blew up dust.
The walls are covered with corn husks.
The wind is strong, and it can still blow to the house.
Mi Bao Huzi Mi Bao Li
Build the ground in front of and behind the house.
The machine is broken and can't be used.
Get angry while using it.
I wonder if that's right.
Brush some flowers as a tip
Crocodile addiction
Hey, about the farmer.
The love of the plowman
The interests of cultivators
Farmers roast corn.
This is what it smells like.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
The cultivator is just.
Be proud of this taste.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
I'm tired of picking corn.
Alba Mibal is tired.
Roasted corn is not on the ground.
Don't even take the corn back.
Every family has a small four-wheel drive.
Save time and effort.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
The harvest season
Don't be careless when driving.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Hey hey hey hey hey hey.
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