Tell me about the funny one published on my birthday.

1, someone reminded me that today is my birthday, so I slapped myself when I went up. I don't know my own birthday!

I will hold a luxurious gilded party to celebrate my birthday tonight. Where is better? Waiting online.

Happy birthday to 20 million people all over the world, including me!

Today is my birthday. In the future, I will give big red envelopes to couples who celebrate my birthday. The harem is lucky to have you!

Starting from today, I am no longer 25-year-old single dog, but 26-year-old single dog!

Last year, my birthday wish was to have a beautiful wife, earn millions and buy a house and a car. Think about the deadline tomorrow, and last year's wishes have basically come true. The only regret is that I haven't changed my habit of bragging.

7. I was 23 for the first time. Please give me some advice.

8. The scariest day of the year is this day. Because today is my birthday, it reminds me that I am one year older every day. At the thought of getting older every day, I will be very scared, very scared, and I will burst into tears. I don't want years to add vicissitudes to my face, and I don't want to grow old.