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Don't look down on local tyrants.

1. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

Teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic.

I am a simple person, I just want to marry a rich woman who is terminally ill and live a plain life.

Because I like cars better, I earned a little money myself. So I've been changing cars. I bought Mercedes-Benz, Cayenne, R8, Porsche 9 1 1 in the past two years, and bought a Lamborghini two months ago, which feels good. I bought a Maserati the day before yesterday. How can I put it? The brand Martha has a close relationship with Ferrari, but this car is more business-oriented and more comfortable to drive. It is not as hard as Ferrari and not as fast as GTR of friends. After all, the car is heavier there, but it's not bad. One disadvantage is that it consumes too much electricity, and in a short time, four Fu Nan's will be out of power. (It's really cold)

When you are sleepy in class, the most refreshing sentence is to find a classmate on the blackboard to do this problem.

6. Two Xueba, two Xueba passed the exam, one didn't write his name, and the other didn't fill in the answer sheet. It's really interesting, really interesting.

7. I am dead. I have something to burn, something to knock on the door, and something to dig the grave. Come down with me if you miss me!

8. Climbing the mountain with my brother and the goddess, when I climbed to the no-man's land, the goddess told me next to my ear, can your brother go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water? How is that possible? Am I a fool not to fight for such a good performance opportunity? He breathed a sigh of relief and rushed down the hill.

9. Q: How can I get my deskmate to meet the teacher for you by playing mobile phone in class? A: Play with your deskmate's mobile phone!

10. I went to Phoenix Mountain in Ningbo with my girlfriend and finally waited for the long-awaited bungee jumping. My girlfriend watched from below, planned a romantic scene for a long time, shouted her name "xxx, I love you" and jumped down. The first nervousness is inevitable. I jumped down when I shouted my girlfriend's name, which scared me to death. As a result, my girlfriend and the following people heard this: XXX, I am a grass! ! ! !

1 1. Today, my boyfriend who left for a month finally came back. There was a knock at the door, and I excitedly opened the door and threw myself into the postman's arms.

12. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

13. My friend's wallet was stolen on the bus this morning. He stole it back when the thief was not looking, and took an extra one.

14. Since I had Mito Xiu Xiu, my mother no longer has to worry about finding someone. It's so easy, oh yeah!

15. It should be very light to be so shameless and heartless!

16. I didn't feel much about the patriotic movement at first, but I was really moved by the passion of a group of aunts in the square just now and couldn't help but participate. They shouted recovery! My name is Diaoyu Island! They shouted hips! I

17. In fact, people's looks can be divided into two categories: one is natural beauty; One is natural inspiration.

18. In fact, we are all three good students, and our three good goals are: eat well, play well and sleep well.

19. It is said that when my father first heard that his daughter had a boyfriend, he felt like a farmer's uncle had worked hard to plant a season of cabbage and was arched by a pig.

20. Time is the best teacher, but it kills all the students in the end. Talk about it mercilessly

Talk about it mercilessly

First, life never knows what will happen in the next second, so we should have a better attitude. To put it bluntly, it is heartless. It's no use thinking so much. Even if you think deeply, it is a burden to yourself.

Second, there is nothing to miss, because you don't deserve it! What I care about is the original relationship, and what I care about is your heartless love in high school. Now, I just think you are disgusting, dirty, really dirty!

Third, if you have passed the heartless age, please keep working hard for yourself.

I was very sad yesterday. I need to change my heartlessness and carelessness. In addition, the understanding of friends has also risen to a level. The person you were talking to was not a real friend. The people who help you through difficulties and hardships are the people you should cherish in your life. Thank you for letting me know in advance that our relationship is not as close as I thought. I was very unhappy yesterday, but I feel relieved today.

5. Call me occasionally. Your sudden appearance will still stir my heart. However, I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed. Yes, I've changed. I will never love anyone, not even you.

Everyone who knows me knows that I don't like to keep things in my heart, especially when I am wronged. I have to take it out of my chest, but I believe you will say it. How can you use my trust in you to do something that hurts me? In the end, I became a bad person, and I think things that I don't think can also be a tool for your struggle. I am ignorant. I just want to live in an indisputable world and be a carefree and heartless person.

Seven, so a heartless person meets a heartless person and ends up with injuries all over. That I even began to suspect that everything before was false.

Eight, ruthless, naive these advantages suddenly make me feel very strange, because I understand it wrong? No matter how good it is to a heartless person, she can't feel it because she has no heart.

I'd rather be seen as heartless than pitied. When you are sad, squat down and hug yourself, forgive others and let go of yourself. When you are sad, look up at the sky. It is big enough to tolerate all your grievances.

10. It will be much easier to treat people and things with affection and heart and learn to adjust your mentality when you are heartless!

Eleven, many times, watching too much unhappy, it is better to be naive and heartless.

Your face is light, and no one knows how tight your teeth are. You walk with the wind, and no one knows that there are bruises on your fallen knees. You smile mercilessly, and no one knows that you can only cry silently. To make people feel effortless, they can only work extremely hard behind their backs. People are either vulgar or lonely, thank you.

Thirteen, always clamoring for a person, but never take the initiative to hook up. People who don't like it are too lazy to accept the pursuit of others. It's not that short, but I still refuse to be wronged Sometimes it feels good to be single, and I often envy others for being in pairs. Sometimes I feel that being single can be heartless and take it for granted.

Fourteen, I admire Li Wuyi's ruthlessness and drowsiness, plus this soft body that is very yoga without practice!

Fifteen, don't dig for others' hearts too easily, because in the end you can only leave a heartless one.

16. I had a strange dream all night and forgot when I couldn't tell the difference between dream and reality. The quality of sleep began to deteriorate four or five years ago. Suddenly waking up can cause severe palpitations, and the heart seems to rush out of the chest. I always say that I am not tired without heart, but how can I really get rid of everything? What can I do if I am not an independent individual?

Seventeen years old, at my age, I should laugh with my classmates and friends at school or travel around, instead of being miserable every day as I am now.

A heartless person is innocent when he smiles, but it will also hurt people silently.

Nineteen, there is a relationship called ex-boyfriend. Usually it is better to beat and scold her ex-boyfriend. People, it is better to live mercilessly.

Twenty, think back to the past days, that heartless and careless self. Maybe you let me really start to understand myself.

Twenty-one, and I will graduate soon. I remember being heartless when I graduated, and time passed quickly.

Twenty-two, if one day, I become heartless. Please remember that I used to be kind. If one day, I become indifferent. Please remember, I used to be indifferent. If one day, I don't care about anything Please remember that no one has ever cared about me.

23. I have always been a heartless person, so I always forget what anyone said as soon as I turn around, but if you touch my bottom line, I will remember it, and I will remember it firmly.

Twenty-four, time flies, I have been infected for nearly seven years, and I have never sent any Weibo about this disease. I only sent some heartless ones without oil or salt, and I didn't often go to school. I don't like to divide the size, my friends and classmates are here. After an oversight, I cleared it all for safety reasons, and I won't have too much scruples in the future. This morning's episode made me want to write something, so I can use this article to make a review of these years.

25. Why can't I forget it no matter how much I want to? If only I could be so heartless, I find the feeling of having nightmares every day.

Twenty-six, heartless, can live not tired! Well, it's like this! It's none of your business. Hang high!

Twenty-seven, sometimes I am not happy when I watch too much. It is better to be naive and heartless. Maybe I am too nostalgic, and the passerby of life might as well shrink back with a smile.

Twenty-eight years old, more and more heartless, feeling that I can sleep well after the war.

I am a heartless and naive person, and a serious fool.

On the one hand, we lack self-confidence, on the other hand, we are disappointed in ourselves. It's not that I don't know the situation, and I'm not heartless. My heart is about to explode.

Don't let your carelessness be regarded as infinite by others.

32. Why do you let him affect your mood so much? He doesn't care about you. From now on, you are no longer the heartless fool who believes everything except what you see with your own eyes. It turns out that being forced to grow up is like this!

Thirty-three, how many times do you have to go through to calm down? Talking too much about heartless laughter is easy to realize, but how can heartless face be easily realized? Look at the clouds, the wind is clear, the clouds are rolling and the clouds are comfortable. Facing the sea, a hundred flowers blossom. Look at the flowers blooming in the courtyard, I won't bother you. All the interruptions are just a little special thing that my uncontrollable little mind does.

34. Nice to meet you. I hope those of us who are busy with work and don't contact often will be as good and heartless as they are now.

35. The most romantic thing I can think of is that a person grows old mercilessly.

Thirty-six, you call me so cold and heartless? Or are you preoccupied and full of thoughts? The point is, there is so much cold around you!

I have never had the habit of taking pictures as a souvenir, looking through other people's photo albums full of memories and youth. I have nothing, so I forgot what I should delete and forgot, so I am a heartless person.

Thirty-eight, like a heartless child, with so much blood on his feet, you still come with me stupidly! I really didn't know it was hurt if it wasn't under the street lamp.

In fact, sometimes not everyone likes you, and don't force everyone to like you. Whether you like you or not, you are still yourself. Don't be influenced by others, just be yourself mercilessly. Everyone knows this, but not everyone can be so calm, and neither can I.

Forty, I am not happy if you are not happy! I will be sad when you are sad! But when you are happy, even if I am full of sadness, I still want to sunbathe! Silly girl, remember that I hope you live a heartless life!

Heartless personality signature, heartless, not tired of living.

1. The only thing I can let go of is the following nine words: eat, sleep and laugh.

People who attach great importance to feelings will not have a good life after all. Trust, dependence, nostalgia, minutes will abuse you beyond redemption.

I wonder if heartless people will live long. However, it is true that heartless people are not tired.

4. Learn to be ruthless, never get to the bottom of everything, and never try easily. Because in this mask-ridden world, hypocrisy is always rampant, and it is always normal to take part in accidental amusement. It is not necessary to see everything so clearly.

Don't be too sensitive and think too much, or you will hurt yourself.

6. Sometimes, less muscle is better than more worry. Without heart and lungs, you can live without being tired!

7. Sometimes you feel tired because you think too much. People who think too much live a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions.

8. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of emotions and can't move. If the heart is simple, the world will be simple and happiness will grow; If you have a free heart, you will live freely and be happy everywhere.

9. If the heart doesn't move, what does wind energy do? If you don't get hurt, the years will be fine.

10. Every heartless present has a painful past.

1 1. No matter who you are with, friends or strangers, learn to smile even when you are sad.

12. It is better to enjoy a heartless life than to be tired.

13. Live a carefree life with a willing attitude.

14. Softness is a disease. It always makes you forgive others and then gives others a chance to hurt themselves.

15. I'd rather let others think I'm happy and heartless than look miserable.

16. Sunrise in the East China Sea and setting in the West Mountain is also a day of sadness and joy; People are comfortable when they are not entangled in things.

17. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

18. There are too many imperfections in life. Accept it calmly, lose it indifferently, and let nature take its course.

19. Sometimes I really want to be a puppet. In this way, you can live mercilessly.

20. I didn't know until I grew up, "Try not to disturb others, and others had better not bother me." This sentence is not indifference, but maturity.

Speaking of heartlessness.

First, plagiarism is not necessarily plagiarism, but looking for the sound of * * *.

Second, I am actually very happy, even without love.

Third, woman, I want to be your good husband and best boyfriend. I'm sorry, I really don't know how to comfort my woman.

Fourth, if I hadn't met you, I wouldn't have so many emotions; If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't be so heartless; If I hadn't met you, I wouldn't think so much every day. You don't need me anymore, so why bother me! Repeated emotions every day, bear it! Desperate care, but your every move is in my eyes! Disappointed for a long time, maybe I will forget you!

If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.

Sixth, say such a heavy problem early in the morning! I also want to try my best to improve the store's performance, but is it useful to rely on me alone? I am heartless these days, not because I don't want to, but because I have an unspeakable taste in my heart! Is it really time to give up?

Seven, standing in the same place, looking back, it turned out that the road I walked was so hard and unforgettable.

Eight, forget that childish oath, the reality will never exist.

Nine, I don't know what I want, and it is also very troublesome. I know what I want. The first one can live mercilessly. The second one is too clear. It's too difficult to think of a person's golden mean.

10. To think that you are cared for by others is actually self-love.

I really hope that I am an irresponsible person! No matter what you have, how nice it is to pat your ass and leave! Ruthlessness is really better than this!

I have done many shameful things in my life. For example, when arguing with others, tears fell before the aggrieved person could speak. For example, when Ke San failed the exam for the first time, he came back from the examination room and cried all the way on his bike. For example, if you are drunk, make a phone call that has been on, but you don't answer it. He always likes to make rude remarks and apologize and regret the next day. In fact, having no distractions doesn't mean you don't feel sad. You are not strong, and there is no one to carry it for you.

Thirteen, it is also a kind of happiness to be able to hold on to the faint sadness that some time can't take away.

What I can do in my next life is not to let us pass by.

Fifteen, suddenly found that these twenty years have been very tired. Laugh, people say you are heartless; Cry, people say you are sentimental. Handle every relationship carefully and maintain every relationship with fear, but even if I don't care about others, I will have an opinion.

Some words are buried in my heart. For example, every time I walk through the street we walk through, my heart hurts.

The summer vacation is not over yet, and I am already looking forward to the winter vacation.

Eighteen years old, I love so deeply, more seriously than anyone else, but in the end I am the only one left.

Love and thinking are my daily tasks, for me.

Part I: You are the headmaster; Part II: I am a teacher. Horizontal batch: two idiots.

Twenty-one, how can there be too many disappointments in life? Life is too short to care too much. Heartbroken, it is insensitive; If you overdraw your tears, you will become heartless in the future. Not so brave, at least you can face it calmly; Not so perfect, at least with a clear conscience. Life is crying to yourself and laughing at others.

Twenty-two, let the storm come more violently, and let those who date get soaked.

I gave you my heart, so don't give it back.

If I really love someone, I am willing to wait, whether it is worth it or not.