What are some humorous sentences about drinking milk tea?

1, introduce me to a boyfriend, and I will steal his money to buy you milk tea.

2. Let me tell you a spell that annoys you, milk tea.

3, milk tea is really harmful, not drinking milk tea.

4, lunch with chicken legs, the largest cup of milk tea.

5. If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?

6. My little Pearl will be caught to make milk tea.

7. A successful person like Jay Chou can't give up milk tea? Why should I?

8. Too much milk tea is boring. Three cups in the morning, noon and evening are just right.

9. I have always admired milk tea. No ice, no less sugar, no less drink.

10, passing by, I saw a couple kissing in a tea shop. I really envy them. I also want to drink milk tea.

1 1 Although I don't like to talk at ordinary times, I can do anything when I want to drink milk tea.

12, buying me milk tea is equivalent to turning me into a fat pig. Don't you want your best friend to become a species like you?

13, can you lend me 20 yuan? I want to listen to Jay Chou's Say Don't Cry. Why not three dollars? Because I want to listen to it with milk tea.