A good article about the Lakers' playoffs

Champion Lakers-Darth Vader of Destiny (Dedicated to Vanessa who was hurt by me)

-I want to give this document to my dear Vanessa. I really didn't mean to cheat you yesterday.

introduce

Little red riding hood drove the wolf away and met her grandmother.

Cinderella found the prince and they lived happily together.

White pigeons fly freely in the blue sky,

The dragon collapsed under the sword of the warrior, and people finally lived a harmonious and happy life;

Children like this fairy tale, which is a blank sheet of paper to accompany them to grow up. Between the lines, you can read the growth suggestions of all elders, such as kindness will eventually overcome evil, such as hard work will definitely pay off.

Then the children closed their books and fell asleep sweetly in the hope of tomorrow.

The first story

Once upon a time, there was a white tenant named reggie miller. I was bullied by a landlord named MJ 10 for many years, and finally turned over and became the Lord. He defeated the new york beast who was fighting for his territory, drove away three musketeers in Milwaukee, and swaggered towards a fertile field known as the "Finals". ....

The second story

There is also a gangster named Ai, who repented after being taught a lesson by an old man with glasses, converted to the right path, led a group of outlaws at the bottom of society to gather in Xiaotian Mountain, and finally rebelled after the soldiers strengthened Ma Zhuang, defeated the dragon from Toronto, and surrounded the capital (how could it be them again) after fleeing from the musketeers in Milwaukee. The emperor's throne seems close at hand. .....

Beautiful fairy tales, provided you don't turn pages.

The third story

There are no flowers and applause in front of Miller. Yokogawa is a huge crushing machine and an arrogant lone ranger. More precisely, two guys standing side by side with their hips akimbo, No.8 and No.34; In front of AI3, the Lakers Empire is surrounded by evil centered on "8-34", as well as old hooligan Holly, amphibious fisherman and shadow fighter Tyrone Lu.

So, after resisting the fatal axe of the fat man, the old Miller was unfortunately shot into a sieve by Peter Pan's serial flying knife, and he could only follow the pace of MJ's boss, crossing the sky at 8 times the speed of sound and falling into the boundless sea of tears; The Philadelphia Ranger plundered a victory on stamps, and then was beaten out of the water by the king of Jinhua all over the city. He is like a dead-end overlord on the Wujiang River. Although he still has formidable martial arts and swallowed mountains and rivers, he is helpless. My concubine is gone, leaving only a sigh after a thousand years.

Yes, the Lakers are the clearance BOSS in RPG games, or the keeper of the holy keeper. The rise and fall of any dynasty can not be separated from it. It's hard to imagine a bloody killing without OK, F4 aristocrats and Kobe Bryant's solo. Then Deng will sit in the stadium lounge, the reporters will leave, and Motown robots will spend their madness in rust and mildew. Sun MVP's way to the playoffs is so lacking in suspense, and as bystanders, we can only lament sadly that "there is no hero in the world, which makes the vertical son famous", and then become a zombie in front of the TV in the misunderstanding of the lonely hero.

Perhaps this is the reason why I like the Lakers, because it always subverts common sense: anyone with a little knowledge of NBA knows that defense wins the championship, so well, if you believe this, please look at the following five sets of data: average 1 15. 1 minute, lost points 109.2 minute; Average 1 14.6 points, lose 109.8 points; Average 1 18.2 points, lose 1 10.9 points; Average 1 17.8 points, lose 108.5 points; Average 1 12.8 points, deficit 107.0 points. The biggest difference between the gain and loss points is 9.3 points, and the smallest difference (4.8) is not as good as this season's Lakers. Based on these, what makes you think this team can overcome all obstacles in the journey and win the O 'Brien Cup?

But in fact, this is the loss data of the Los Angeles Lakers when they won the championship in 1980, 82, 85, 87 and 88. You can't explain the fact that O 'Neal and Kobe can win at the best of times. Kobe-I'm an angel-Kobe didn't average 34 points per game in 2006, with 865,438+0 points per game, but won the MVP in 2008 when the team narrowly beat the Hornets and his score dropped to a record low.

Give up your stubbornness, this is the Lakers, subverting the tradition, and it has made its own way out of sunshine avenue, which God has already pointed out for us. I can only wait and see from a distance and refuse to visit at close range.

This is the best time, this is the worst time;

-Excerpt from A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens

Dickens said at the beginning of A Tale of Two Cities: "This is the best time, this is the worst time; This is the age of wisdom, this is the age of stupidity; This is a period of faith, this is a period of doubt; This is the season of light, this is the season of darkness; This is the spring of hope, this is the winter of disappointment; There are all kinds of things in front of people, and there is nothing in front of people; People go straight to heaven and people go straight to hell. "

This is an era when green Kai Zi is humiliated by fire cows. This is an era when rockets are destined to wash away seven years of shame with the blood of pioneers. This is the invincible era of LeBron the Crab King. This is the era when the "Ox-Horse War" buried the Spurs dynasty. this is ......

So, Lakers, how can you be willing to be lonely in this era of fierce competition?

At 3 o'clock on April 20, the curtain of the playoffs slowly opened, and the Lakers VS Jazz.

Waiting for the return of Zijin Dynasty.

Come on, Lakers!