Cold and funny. Say short sentences humorously in winter.

First, of course, I know that hard work can be successful, but it's really cool to play with your mobile phone in bed for a day when it's cold.

Second, it's cold, the geese have flown south, the squirrel has brought the pine nuts home, and the mother snake has put the baby to bed. Don't panic when you see the text message. The host has laid a nest for you. Go home and hibernate quickly!

Third, I also blame anyone who will inevitably think of this winter because it is too cold.

Fourth, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being frozen.

I saw the stars miraculously tonight, but it was too cold to stand. After running for the first time in more than ten years, my hand was frozen unconscious, and now it hurts even more where it is about to crack. Today, I thought of him, my bar mitzvah and my graduation day. I want to see more and more shadows on my way back, and I feel sad.

6. Cold is a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

Seven, it's cold. There is a way to keep warm. Let me hold you.

Eight, the night is very cold, which is the day when the great cold comes. The cold and humid smell wraps around you and makes you breathless. Hehe, my hands are not in the mood, because my mood is frozen.

The night I stayed up for you was very cold and all the sheep ran away.

Ten, the most sorry for the whole winter is the hand that sticks out from the bed to play with the mobile phone.

Eleven, this day is so cold that you can even fart.

On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

Thirteen, in this cold winter, the only thing that can warm me is the quilt and wine ~ ~

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

Fifteen, I have put on my pants, so you should buy a mask quickly!

Sixteen, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

Seventeen, it's cold, put on more clothes, you are ill, I will feel bad. To someone I care about.

I'm worried about listening to the rain at night, thinking of you in winter, and the cold is still going on. I send warm greetings, which are comparable to sunshine and sent to your heart. I wish you all the best, be healthy in cold weather, live a happy life and smile sweetly forever!

Nineteen, some people are worried, and the boring days are rich; Some people care, no matter how lonely the snow is, it is romantic, and some people bless it. No matter how cold the winter is, it is warm. It's cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

Twenty, the weather is cold, and the white clouds are the petticoats; The ground is cold, and the leaves are loaded; Yan was cold and moved south; Fish is cold and deep; When winter comes, I will sew a thoughtful dress for you with my blessing, and wear it in your heart to protect you from the snow and frost in Wan Li!

Twenty-one, I don't return your message, it's not that I'm cold, it's that my hands are cold.

Twenty-two, another year of yellow leaves, one layer of autumn rain and one layer of cold. It is hard to run around all day. When it's cold, don't forget to add clothes, take care of your health and your meals, and cherish your friendship. After thinking for a long time, you can't finish your messages. I only wish my friends more health!

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

If I get lost, then you are my eyes. It's so cold that I don't even want to go out.

Twenty-five, it's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

26. Ice can resist the cold of winter, but it is defeated by the warmth of spring.

27. If I don't reply to your message, I'm not cold, but my hands are cold.

Twenty-eight, my uncontrollable heartbeat, let me deeply understand the beauty of care, send you a warm coat woven with heart, and cover you with blessings. May happiness always be in your arms, and happiness will laugh loudly.

Twenty-nine, the most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it, only to find that the Nima light was not turned off.

It's cold, and you wake up from sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

Thirty-one, there are always some friends who cherish most in life, and there are always some unforgettable days in a year. From autumn to summer, from strangeness to familiarity, although you can't always say hello, always remember: pay attention to adding quilts at night in cold weather and clothes during the day!

Thirty-two, lonely men and few women, girls say that cold is actually hooliganism.

33. Why are northerners straightforward? It's freezing, who has time to ink with you!

It's cold. Oh, go to the playground to bake fruit, and finally you can eat it.

Recently, the weather has turned cold and the temperature has plummeted. Put on more clothes and don't catch a cold. Cover yourself with more quilts at night. It's too cold to buy an electric blanket. Take care of yourself. I hope you will be happy and cheerful when I see you. You love me!

Thirty-six, it's cold, with someone to hug and no one to add clothes.

Thirty-seven, this day I can take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on the road. This is definitely my true love.

It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

Thirty-nine, the undressing depends on courage, the washing depends on perseverance, and the getting up depends on explosive force.

Forty, it's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

Forty-one, the weather is cold, the temperature difference between day and night is large, and the body is not very good. Remember to add clothes, and don't always bother. Many times, others can't do anything for you except verbal comfort. I hope you can have a good sleep and rest tonight. Love your husband.

Forty-two, the weather is getting cold, and I want to know your news from afar. Do you pay attention to your health, take care of yourself, and live and work under pressure? I can't replace you. I'll send you a few words of concern. Don't forget to keep warm and add clothes in cold weather!

43. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

Forty-four, about a stalk of autumn trousers: it's cold, and I'm going to wear autumn trousers, but I find that I don't need to wear them because I can't pull them up.